Letter to Julia 20121121

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hi there Julia, my beloved young wife.  InsyaAllah.  How are you feeling today?  I hope you are pacing yourself, and trying to slow down.  Yesterday, I took Bat Cat to the vet for a deworming shot, then I had lunch with my parents.  For dinner, I slow grilled a fish.  It was a torpedo scad, which is perfect for grilling because of the thick skin.  It wasn't one of those monster sized fish, but this one weighed in at about .6 kilo, so I am quite full right now.  I sauteed the liver and roe in the butter I used for basting and dipping.  Oh yeah.  I like fish roe that is undeveloped, where the eggs cannot be separated, a creamy texture if you will.  Tasted creamy, too.

I have to admit that I am wary of our business being so dominant in our marriage, but it's too late now.  And throughout history, marriage and business has always been as one.  How could they have found time for love?  But they did, and I do love you, my Julia.  How could I not, you are so beautiful.  I don't have a vision how Victoria's Secret be involved in our wedding.  Obviously, people can't be half-naked.  It will be an Islamic marriage after all.  Therein the complexity and depth of our marriage: Europe + USA + Islam + Asia, set in the Malaysian countryside.  Would it be a "normal" marriage?  Perhaps not, but insyaAllah we should have the power to make everyone else conform to our schedule.  So please learn how to slow down.

I question the wisdom of pushing a fashion show out of the context of displaying clothes as merchandise available for sale.  After all, that's how the show became popular in the beginning, right?  Today, the lingerie seems haute couture, which is great if you're rich and eccentric.  Trying to better ourselves every time is commendable, but human creativity is limited, in spite of what our egos say.  It is inevitable that the quality and attractiveness of the show will flatline, and that's when corruption and ugliness take over.  It's like a large country with a large population getting bigger and bigger, where the rich get richer while the poor become more numerous, will eventually resort to aggression to satisfy its needs.  A show, in order not to become boring, will eventually resort to sacrificing its dignity and humanity.  Once we run out of the world's most beautiful women, what's left is a skankfest.  And nothing destroys beauty faster than corruption.

Letter to Julia 20121119

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hello there, my beautiful, beloved Julia.  You are the most beautiful girl in the world to me, you are all I could ever dream of in a girl, I love you, and I want to marry you.  I'm sorry for poking fun at your half-naked friends.  Well no, I guess I'm not really sorry, because I want to marry YOU, not them.  So I don't care if they think I'm a jerk.  It's YOU who I love, not them.  It's YOU who I want to spend the rest of my life and afterlife with, not them.  I love you Julia,  YOU are my heart and soul, not your half-naked friends.

So I suppose I'll be switching back to the Sailor Moon marathon on Shadowplay TV.  But I want to help your bosses a little by looping the Victoria's Secret fashion show until I see the latest show.  Because you are MY girl, and your bosses belong to YOU.  For none of us are truly independent, all human works will crumble, and we all rely on Allah.

Qur'an 20121118

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

41.  The companions of the left hand: what will be the companions of the left hand?

42.  In the midst of a fierce blast of fire, and in boiling water.

43.  And in the shades of black smoke.

44.  Nothing to refresh, nor to please.

45.  For that they were wont to be indulged before that, in wealth.

46.  And persisted obstinately in wickedness supreme.

47.  And they used to say, "What, when we die, and become dust and bones, shall we indeed be raised up again?

48.  And our fathers of old?"

49.  Say, "Yes, those of old and those of later times,

50.  All will certainly be gathered together for the meeting appointed for a Day well known."

The Inevitable 56:41-50
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Yes, those of old and those of later times, all will certainly be gathered together for the meeting appointed for a Day well known.

Letter to Julia 20121117

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

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**Sniff**  Don't you just love cut and paste?  Modern romance!  Well, I pray you are trying to slow down, and are taking good care of yourself.  I won't talk business today, but I did see the preview to the Victoria's Secret fashion show.  Lily and Doutzen look exhausted!  They just had babies?  Doesn't anyone help them with the children?  I don't know how useful I would be at raising children, but it wouldn't bother me at all to do the night shift, so you can sleep all the way until dawn.  I usually wake up at 3 or 4 am everyday anyway to do worship.  I might have to pray while holding the baby with my right arm, but I've seen other parents do so.  Mind you, I'm a late riser because of it, and because I hate mornings.  I'm just not a morning person.  But last night, I had to sleep all the way until dawn.  Yeah, I had an active day, and was tired.  But more than that, I just want my sweetie.

Letter to Julia 20121115

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hi there Julia, my beloved.  I am so longing to see you, even though it may only be the convergence of some spots of light on my TV screen, but alas!  I am denied...  Oh my love!  Oh my dearest princess of my heart!  I managed to regain most of my Victoria's Secret fashion show collection.  So, I shut down the Sailor Moon marathon on Shadowplay TV in favor of an encore of the Victoria's Secret fashion show marathon.  I love it every time Candice walks into a mirror!  But I always feel bad for her as well.  Oh, please don't hurt yourself!

Now, I do like some of the musical performances on the show.  I think the trumpet player on the 2005 show was very tasteful.  Usher was great on the 2008 show.  I like the Spice Girls on the 2007 show.  And the Black Eyed Peas were hilarious!

Letter to Julia 20121114

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Oh, the drama!  Let's not talk about the drama happening here Julia, but let's talk about us.  Because I love you, and I want to marry you.  I'm not able to watch the latest Victoria's Secret fashion show on Youtube because of 3rd party copyright restrictions.  Oh, I'm so sad and lonely!  I want to see my sweetie!  It's bad enough that I'm such an idiot and accidentally deleted my entire Victoria's Secret fashion show collection.  Now don't get me wrong, I have utmost respect for copyrights, and if for some odd reason I perform sold-out concerts in public venues here, I would gladly pay a reasonable fee to the local performing rights society for them to distribute to the respective copyright holders, but as it is right now, I'm just a lonesome old loser singing to myself in my bedroom while watching a slideshow of a beautiful German model I've fallen in love with.   Can someone out there please upload the latest show without any audio?  I'd rather listen to Billie Holiday, Janis Joplin, Karen Carpenter and Doris Day instead of Rihanna, Justin Bieber and Bruno (is that the right guy?)  I have no interest in their music, so I don't need to hear it.  And if by chance Rihanna, Justin Bieber and Bruno (is that the right guy?) signed away their names and likenesses to BMG, then please just blur them out, because I don't want to look at them, plus the integrity of the copyrights will be maintained.

If you won't allow me to look at your half-naked friends anymore, then I won't.  But you have to realize, you are one of your half-naked friends, and it's you who I want to marry!  And since I don't have you here with me, then I only have pictures of you.  Oh, how sad and lonely!  Ya Allah, please have mercy on me, and grant me my love Julia in marriage, security and happiness soon.

Letter to Julia 20121113

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hello there, my beloved Julia.  It's nearly the end of the Islamic year, and tomorrow I have to get a new prayer schedule.  I arrange my life around the prayers.  I'm not as good as an imam who is at the mosque for every prayer, but at least I don't miss my prayers.  InsyaAllah.  So tomorrow I'll stop by the local office of the Department of Islamic Affairs and pick up a new calender/prayer schedule.  I think tomorrow is Deepavali, though.  Deepavali is a Hindu celebration, and a public holiday.  I hope they're not closed.  They should be working.  I have to work, and everyday.  Oh, whatever.  It's none of my business if they want to celebrate Deepavali just because everybody else does.  Let Allah be the judge.  I just want a new calender/prayer schedule.

Oh, please do take good care of yourself as you work hard, my dearest Julia.  I love you, and I want you to enjoy our life and love together.  Please remember that the goal of our marriage is to slow down, and build our happy family.  InsyaAllah.  I don't try to chase after mass media work protocol anymore.  I intend to dismantle it, and glorify Allah at the same time.  I like to be lazy, I like to snuggle with my sweetie, I like to veg out in the kampung.  Right now, I'm watching the Sailor Moon marathon on Shadowplay TV.  Even these cartoons say that showbiz pros have to constantly give everything and more, only then can they say they did their best.  And what was that for, again?  The international entertainment industry is saturated with evil and idolatry, and completely disrespectful to Allah.  I think I'll play a video game, and take a nap instead.  Wanna kiss and snuggle?