In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful
Hi Julia, my beloved! How are you feeling today? Molten indecision? Me, I'm getting old, and losing my mind. I'm sorry I didn't blog yesterday, because it was raining heavily. And today, I forgot my flash drive, so I have to type everything in again. If I don't post a letter everyday, it's not because I don't love you. I love you with all my heart. I love you, and I want to marry you. You are the one I love, and I choose to marry you. It's just sometimes I just can't make it to town to the internet cafe to blog. And I usually don't go on Fridays because of Friday prayer, and on Sundays I have to clean my parents' house. Please forgive me.
Wednesday, September 19, 2012
Monday, September 17, 2012
Letter to Julia 20120918
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hello again, my beloved young Julia. I do so love you, and I do so long to marry you, but right now all I have to offer you are these letters, so please forgive me. You are the most beautiful girl in the world to me, and you are all I could ever dream of in a girl. Please have patience with me until Allah grants me my own wealth, so I can afford to give you a good married life. I love you.
Hello again, my beloved young Julia. I do so love you, and I do so long to marry you, but right now all I have to offer you are these letters, so please forgive me. You are the most beautiful girl in the world to me, and you are all I could ever dream of in a girl. Please have patience with me until Allah grants me my own wealth, so I can afford to give you a good married life. I love you.
Letter to Julia 20120917
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hello there, my dearest princess Julia! How are you feeling today, my love? Smile! Say, did you know that I share the same birthday as Karolina Kurkova? Does it mean that if you were to make love to me, it would be the same as making love to Karolina Kurkova? Errr... no, I don't think so. But I think I can safely say that I have a bigger one than Karolina. It's not great, but it's bigger than hers.
I saw a big ass snake in my yard yesterday. I had just finished voice training, and it had just stopped raining. That's when all the beasts become super active, is when it just stops raining. It was a dark snake about 2m long, with dark stripes, and it was crawling along the brick wall that separates my house and my parents' house. I went to get a weapon, and I got an extra long bamboo, and went back to tackle the snake. By then it had propped itself against the front wall in an L shape by the big mango tree, and it was staring at me. It wasn't aggressive, but I think it was waiting for me to make the first move, and since it was braced against the wall, it could push hard to jump at me. I got the wrong weapon: I couldn't hit it from the top, right, or left because of the wall and the tree. I could only attack it with a forward thrust, and the bamboo was too weak for that. Plus the snake would have a chance for counter-attack if I had missed. So I rattled the leaves of the mango tree to let it slip away, then went for a heavier weapon: a long steel bar with a flat spade head. I went around the wall to kill it from the other side, but it had gone, or gone hiding. Grrrr.
Certainly there are the type of people who are stubborn, and pretend they didn't hear instructions being given by the Qur'an, and the Signs of God being rehearsed in front of them, and they joke about it. Let them laugh at their own unprofitable business. But you are righteous, so you must forgive those who do not look forward to the Days of Allah, whether those days be now or the hereafter.
Hello there, my dearest princess Julia! How are you feeling today, my love? Smile! Say, did you know that I share the same birthday as Karolina Kurkova? Does it mean that if you were to make love to me, it would be the same as making love to Karolina Kurkova? Errr... no, I don't think so. But I think I can safely say that I have a bigger one than Karolina. It's not great, but it's bigger than hers.
I saw a big ass snake in my yard yesterday. I had just finished voice training, and it had just stopped raining. That's when all the beasts become super active, is when it just stops raining. It was a dark snake about 2m long, with dark stripes, and it was crawling along the brick wall that separates my house and my parents' house. I went to get a weapon, and I got an extra long bamboo, and went back to tackle the snake. By then it had propped itself against the front wall in an L shape by the big mango tree, and it was staring at me. It wasn't aggressive, but I think it was waiting for me to make the first move, and since it was braced against the wall, it could push hard to jump at me. I got the wrong weapon: I couldn't hit it from the top, right, or left because of the wall and the tree. I could only attack it with a forward thrust, and the bamboo was too weak for that. Plus the snake would have a chance for counter-attack if I had missed. So I rattled the leaves of the mango tree to let it slip away, then went for a heavier weapon: a long steel bar with a flat spade head. I went around the wall to kill it from the other side, but it had gone, or gone hiding. Grrrr.
Certainly there are the type of people who are stubborn, and pretend they didn't hear instructions being given by the Qur'an, and the Signs of God being rehearsed in front of them, and they joke about it. Let them laugh at their own unprofitable business. But you are righteous, so you must forgive those who do not look forward to the Days of Allah, whether those days be now or the hereafter.
Friday, September 14, 2012
Letter to Julia 20120915
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hi Julia, my love! Oh dear, it's been 3 days since I wrote. I try to write everyday as I try to maintain my web presence everyday on SL, but that's the problem: this blog is too public for something as private as an intimate relationship. I mean, I would rather for us to be face to face, so I can reach out and kiss you. Mwah!
But the reason for the gap in love lettering, is that poor little Batty kitten caught a fever from all the strange weather going on right now, and lost his appetite, which made his mommy (me) frantic. As you know, since Bat Cat is a citizen of Malaysia, he enjoys subsidized veterinary care from the Department of Animal Control. I was about to take him to the vet on Thursday, but it was a good thing that I didn't, because the Crown Prince of Perlis threw a party on the local premises of the Department of Animal Control, so the place was closed. But I managed to take him there today, and the vet gave him a feline flu shot, and he seems to be almost back to his normal energetic self. Even though he allowed himself to be cuddled more when he wasn't feeling well, it's nice to have my squirmy little Batty Watty back. Alhamdulillah!
Hi Julia, my love! Oh dear, it's been 3 days since I wrote. I try to write everyday as I try to maintain my web presence everyday on SL, but that's the problem: this blog is too public for something as private as an intimate relationship. I mean, I would rather for us to be face to face, so I can reach out and kiss you. Mwah!
But the reason for the gap in love lettering, is that poor little Batty kitten caught a fever from all the strange weather going on right now, and lost his appetite, which made his mommy (me) frantic. As you know, since Bat Cat is a citizen of Malaysia, he enjoys subsidized veterinary care from the Department of Animal Control. I was about to take him to the vet on Thursday, but it was a good thing that I didn't, because the Crown Prince of Perlis threw a party on the local premises of the Department of Animal Control, so the place was closed. But I managed to take him there today, and the vet gave him a feline flu shot, and he seems to be almost back to his normal energetic self. Even though he allowed himself to be cuddled more when he wasn't feeling well, it's nice to have my squirmy little Batty Watty back. Alhamdulillah!
Tuesday, September 11, 2012
Letter to Julia 20120912
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hey Julia, how are you feeling today? A bit serious, maybe? Well, I'm sorry but I ate your mushburger last night since you weren't here for dinner. Mushroom burgers and fries are all I can afford right now. When Allah grants me my own wealth InsyaAllah, I'll make you a foie gras burger or a caviar burger.
It's a clear sky this morning, with a smiling moon, and crisp, clean air. Amazing, that everything was once smoke or gas in the beginning. But I'm sure the smoke never really left, and that it will return. Alhamdulillah! Bat Cat is growing up quickly. He was a very courteous cat in the beginning, but now that he's gaining strength, he's becoming very bold and aggressive. He's a good cat though, in fact he's a one in a million cat, because he's a mouser. That means he automatically outranks all the cats in the family. It takes a certain personality in a cat to be a mouser, it can't be trained or bred. He kills cockroaches, too. He's so macho: he won't let himself be snuggled anymore even though he's still cute. Not unless I'm checking him for fleas. He is litter box trained, but since he's a male cat, he's going to intimidate the mice with his tag. And I can't fix him, because I don't want to change his personality. So if you want to leave him in the house to get rid of vermin, be prepared to clean up his tag. Ya Allah, please protect and bless my Batty.
Hey Julia, how are you feeling today? A bit serious, maybe? Well, I'm sorry but I ate your mushburger last night since you weren't here for dinner. Mushroom burgers and fries are all I can afford right now. When Allah grants me my own wealth InsyaAllah, I'll make you a foie gras burger or a caviar burger.
It's a clear sky this morning, with a smiling moon, and crisp, clean air. Amazing, that everything was once smoke or gas in the beginning. But I'm sure the smoke never really left, and that it will return. Alhamdulillah! Bat Cat is growing up quickly. He was a very courteous cat in the beginning, but now that he's gaining strength, he's becoming very bold and aggressive. He's a good cat though, in fact he's a one in a million cat, because he's a mouser. That means he automatically outranks all the cats in the family. It takes a certain personality in a cat to be a mouser, it can't be trained or bred. He kills cockroaches, too. He's so macho: he won't let himself be snuggled anymore even though he's still cute. Not unless I'm checking him for fleas. He is litter box trained, but since he's a male cat, he's going to intimidate the mice with his tag. And I can't fix him, because I don't want to change his personality. So if you want to leave him in the house to get rid of vermin, be prepared to clean up his tag. Ya Allah, please protect and bless my Batty.
Monday, September 10, 2012
Letter to Julia 20120911
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hello my love, Julia. Are you hungry? How are you feeling today? I pray you are not working too hard, and taking things easy.
Ah, flat noodles! Here it's called "keow teow", not necessarily pronounced the way it's spelled. The problem with flat rice noodles is that it's so fragile! It needs to be pre-separated, it breaks easily, it bloats easily, and it mulches into a clumpy mess way too easily. Of course you know all this, but with your gentle and intelligent fingers, you can overcome the physical setbacks of keow teow. My problem with keow teow is that I only like it within one context or recipe: the fried combination of cockles, keow teow, egg, and bean sprouts. And that's what I cooked for dinner tonight. I seek the perfect blend of all said ingredients! The fond was too complicated, but I came close to the perfect blend, except that it needed heat, or hot pepper sauce somewhere in the process. You want to try it? Remember, cockles and bean sprouts rule this combo! I stuffed myself silly, and put your portion in the cooler. Yeah, I always cook for you, Julia! If you happen to spy on my kitchen when I'm cooking, you will know that I always cook for you. Then I realize I'm alone, so I eat your portion as leftovers.
You Julia, my wife, are truly a blessing from Allah, and I love you with all my heart. And to all who believe in God, that is how you must view your wife, as a blessing.
Hello my love, Julia. Are you hungry? How are you feeling today? I pray you are not working too hard, and taking things easy.
Ah, flat noodles! Here it's called "keow teow", not necessarily pronounced the way it's spelled. The problem with flat rice noodles is that it's so fragile! It needs to be pre-separated, it breaks easily, it bloats easily, and it mulches into a clumpy mess way too easily. Of course you know all this, but with your gentle and intelligent fingers, you can overcome the physical setbacks of keow teow. My problem with keow teow is that I only like it within one context or recipe: the fried combination of cockles, keow teow, egg, and bean sprouts. And that's what I cooked for dinner tonight. I seek the perfect blend of all said ingredients! The fond was too complicated, but I came close to the perfect blend, except that it needed heat, or hot pepper sauce somewhere in the process. You want to try it? Remember, cockles and bean sprouts rule this combo! I stuffed myself silly, and put your portion in the cooler. Yeah, I always cook for you, Julia! If you happen to spy on my kitchen when I'm cooking, you will know that I always cook for you. Then I realize I'm alone, so I eat your portion as leftovers.
You Julia, my wife, are truly a blessing from Allah, and I love you with all my heart. And to all who believe in God, that is how you must view your wife, as a blessing.
Saturday, September 8, 2012
Letter to Julia 20120909
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hello, and happy Sunday, beautiful Julia. I don't normally blog on Sunday, because I usually spend Sundays cleaning my parents' house. But my parents are currently on vacation, and I did some cleaning on Friday morning (another day when I usually don't blog because of Friday prayer), so I guess I'm here today.
Let me share with you a little of what I know about Jesus (peace be on him). Jesus (peace be on him) was sent to the Jews, as Muhammad (peace be on him) was sent to the Arabs. The return of Jesus (peace be on him) will be a Sign of Judgement Day. The purpose of the return of Jesus (peace be on him) is to kill the Antichrist (in Arabic known as the Dajjal), and help clean up the mess caused by the Antichrist and others. This will be the final period of peace before Judgement Day.
"Entertaining", huh?
Hello, and happy Sunday, beautiful Julia. I don't normally blog on Sunday, because I usually spend Sundays cleaning my parents' house. But my parents are currently on vacation, and I did some cleaning on Friday morning (another day when I usually don't blog because of Friday prayer), so I guess I'm here today.
Let me share with you a little of what I know about Jesus (peace be on him). Jesus (peace be on him) was sent to the Jews, as Muhammad (peace be on him) was sent to the Arabs. The return of Jesus (peace be on him) will be a Sign of Judgement Day. The purpose of the return of Jesus (peace be on him) is to kill the Antichrist (in Arabic known as the Dajjal), and help clean up the mess caused by the Antichrist and others. This will be the final period of peace before Judgement Day.
"Entertaining", huh?
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