Beans

 

I had a dream that I was cooking beans and when I woke up, I had a craving for beans.  So I bought half a kilo of red beans and slow-boiled them on and off for a day and a half, with some mild peppers and a beef bone.  When they were soft enough, I added onions, ground beef and salt.  No tomatoes, tomato paste or tomato sauce!  They came out excellent, but gassy.  Why must beans be so gassy?!!  I would have eaten the whole pot...

Toys

 

"Can I have my shoes back?"

I want a new car

 

Every time Trump fires someone, he's resetting a legal clock.  It's like buying a new car.

Sorry I don't talk much when I'm in a middle of a new album, Grace.  I don't hang out, I don't explore.  I focus on the music.  Eating, shitting and resting is all a hassle.  But when you gotta go, you gotta go.

I had to go pay my bills today.  I know I'm not supposed to be materialistic, but I don't want have to walk all the way downtown.  A car is useless in heaven.  If I get to heaven, I can just teleport to wherever it is I want to go!  Or not have to go anywhere at all!  Ya Allah, please give me a new car.  I don't want anything fancy, just a white Honda hatchback.

Left side of the brain

 

Communication malfunction.  Request exceeds programming.

There's always a show you'll never forget

 

Bigger than it seems

 

Dear God

 

Heaven is a better place.

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