Chick singers are trouble

 

Hi Grace!  So... have you finally discovered that chick singers are trouble?  The better and more beautiful they are, the more troublesome they are.  You might think that Mary is pretty easy to deal with.  That's because I'm the one who deals with her, not you.  She's actually one of the most dangerous chick singers around.  It's a good thing she generates a lot of money, huh!  Not for me, she doesn't.  What I get are blood, death, giant lizards, and ghosts.

Burritos

 

The reason why Beard lost to the burrito is that burritos are low in cost, so it was easy for them to build one that would overwhelm anyone.

I have had a lot of flour and eggs lately, so dinner last night was burritos.  I make my own tortillas.  Home made tortillas have to be perfectly cooked, fresh, and with plenty of huge air pockets, otherwise they're awful.  I wanted to stuff it with an omelet.  I have my own omelet routine, I could put pretty much any topping in it.  But I haven't tried rice, so I made a rice omelet.  It came out excellent!  So dinner was burritos stuffed with burgers, rice omelet and sardine sauce.  Very tasty, very filling.  They were quite large too, and I was stuffed.  But when I put hand over them, they don't seem so big.  I guess I have big hands.

I need a new washer

 

Uh oh, fashion shenanigans abound!  I need a new washer.  My washer doesn't spin.  It tries, but it can't do it.  I guess I can still use it somewhat, but I'll have to wring the water out with my hands.  When I ge the money inshaAllah, I'll get a new one of the same model.  Then get the old one repaired, so I have a backup.  Let's see, the model number is MFW-701S.  That should be easy to remember.  MF why 701S.  Why?  MFing WHY???!!!!!

How to play Uno

 

Roundwounds!

 

Definitely roundwounds for fretless bass!!  Oh my God, I miss the fretless bass so much...

The chain

 

This was mixed wrong.  I can't hear the bass.  Which bass?  Exactly.  It needs Dobly. 

The trouble with music

 

Grace as it is, the best way for a complete stranger to get dangerously close and personal with you is through the Hodge Podge, so please hire your temps wisely.  Sometimes it's better to not hire anyone than to give the job to someone sketchy.  Loyalty is so precious now it's clear that you are making money while others are not.  Why does it need to be a 6 piece band?  If it were just a 4 piece it would be you, Prince and Brandon.  All you need then is a bass player you can trust.

No Honey, I'm afraid you can't move to Canada.  Allah warned me via the Qur'an that if you abandon that house, you will be in big trouble.  Please fight to protect your home.