Halal

 

Still scared?  Then hide, little Rock Star, hide.  You don't have to show your face.  Use an avatar.  You don't have to go out.  Pray.  Learn to cook, or something.

This video above looks like another greasy dough recipe, like paratta bread, only it's Chinese.  I will have to admit that is a unique way of stuffing the dough, slamming it down to get its flat bread shape.  I can already guess what it tastes like, there has to be a dipping sauce for it.  I like greasy doughs, but I don't like handling it.  So the stuffed breads I make are from dry doughs, like curry pups.  I've been eating curry pups a lot lately.  It's cheap, tasty and filling.

More stuff

 

Grace, nailing the guitar solo for "Crazy Train" in front of that crowd right after Ozzy died was the right thing to do.  When you get older and look back on the past couple of weeks, you will wish you could relive them.  I wish I could have been there with you.  I hope you were fucking loud.

Look at how this musician spent his money.  I would be grateful for any one of those tube amps.  Look at all the children's toys that he never opened.  A lonely song for all the birthdays and Christmases he didn't celebrate.  It's not my song, though.  I don't have any money.

Gravy train

 

Yeah for sure, Mary can rile people up even when they're sober.  But it was that guitar solo from "Crazy Train" that pushed them over the edge.

You've got a friend

 

Grace, if the crowd is scaring you then take Mary back to your bedroom and stream from there.  You don't have to show your face.  You need the money.  You have to buy kibble.

Star

 

Admit it: you want one of those stars.  But there's too many of them that it's boring, and they all get stepped on.  And you would be placed on the same level as El Pimpo.

The doppelganger pageant

 

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Observe what the crowd does here

 

The day after Dimebag Darrell died, I went to the hairdresser in Tempe, AZ.  I told her a famous guitarist got murdered on stage and she reacted with amusement, eyes wide open and a big smile.