Thursday, August 7, 2025

Cute not cute

 

Honey, I'll never get a hit because I don't do things the normal way like you.  Plus you're pretty and you're social, of course people would want to give you stuff.  I've had to create independent solutions when people abandon me and means are denied to me.  Every single time, Allah is the One who bails me out.

That's a beautiful Strat, Honey.  I want a Strat!  Didn't you wish for a vintage Strat for your birthday?  Yours looks like a standard stock item.  Close enough, I guess.  Check out the tiny guitar.  Would you ever play such a guitar?  It's a nice novelty.  People are making so much stuff nowadays, how much stuff can you accumulate?  Where would you put all that stuff?  You're only 19 now.  What about when you turn 60?

Tuesday, August 5, 2025

The big hit

 

It's unlikely that I would ever have a big hit, but it could happen to you.

Monday, August 4, 2025

Nosy Parker

 

Nosy Parker
Bye bye bye
Mind your business
Stay out of mine

I like that song.  Nicely done, beautiful chords, congratulations.  Unfortunately, you're in the wrong business for being left alone.  You may want to consider a career as a statiscian at a weather monitoring station in Antarctica.  The solution is to hide behind me.  I will distract them, inshaAllah.

What do you call someone with a big nose who likes to jump from the roof of one building to another?

Sunday, August 3, 2025

Nice teeth

 

For now.  I hope she gets to keep them.  Being homeless takes a great toll on looks.  Being beautiful is a tremendous disadvantage anyway to a homeless girl, if she wanted to keep her honor.  They live on the streets, but nobody turns to them for street style.

Runway, red carpet and catalog fashion is nice and whatever, but what sells clothes is street style.  People want to look normal, but better than average.  Yeah, silly.  But this is where celebrity comes in, as full time advertising for street style.  Which hasn't changed much since the 80's but one could always look better than average.



Saturday, August 2, 2025

Glamour

 

Does your street style match your professional style?  In your case Honey, I believe it does.  That's bound to change soon, though.  You did sign a contract with the fashion business, so they're going to try to command both of your styles.  And soon.  I've noticed Vogue get busy lately. 

Friday, August 1, 2025

Influence

 

They probably realized they would never get any attention unless they behaved this way.  Cell phone generation!  It's unlikely that any of these girls were on drugs.  What do you think inspired this group act?