Not a religious leader

 

Just a musician.

Happy Birthday, Grace!

 

Hey look behind you!  Taylor Swift has curly hair!

Stay with me

 

Japan says, "Stay with me".  Well, Tokyo.

Don't worship me

 

Worship Allah.

Ah... travel is for the young

 

Let me guess... You're stuck in a rural part of Japan where everyone is a racist patriarch and doesn't speak English, and there's nothing to do because you're scared so you stay put in your hotel room.  Asia is a different animal than USA, Honey.  Or shall I say, the same?  At least you're not lost.  Are you?  You better eat at the convenience store.

Iron horse

 

This horse doesn't leave the country.

Too much

 

Please don't do drugs!