Wednesday, May 7, 2025

The Organization

 

Charity is best given directly to those who need it, as quietly and as anonymously as possible.

Tuesday, May 6, 2025

Can you feel it

 


Are you playing how you feel?

Monday, May 5, 2025

Sunday, May 4, 2025

The Brits

 



I want to remind you to please not schedule conflicting gigs to your stream with Mary.

Saturday, May 3, 2025

Everything is a blessing

 

So I guess it's a good thing the donation money got annexed, otherwise I wouldn't have discovered it was a setup for me to marry someone I don't want.  STOP MAKING THE DONATION.  You're not scoring any points with Allah because you're not sincere, and you're definitely not scoring any points with me because I didn't get any of the money.

Friday, May 2, 2025

Thursday, May 1, 2025

London

 

Ah, it's about time you got yourself to Jolly Old England!  Wot wot?  Would you like a cup of tea?  I used to live on Ifield road in London, which you can see in the video above.  I was very small.

Mary has a huge fan base in Britain inshaAllah, so please make sure you stream when you're there.   According to my calculations, she streams at 7 am.  Make sure to advertise your show.  The Brits have been rather explosive lately, so prepare for excitement!  Stay safe, Honey.

The Qur'an told me that the donation is not sincere, otherwise I would have received it regardless.  I'm sorry, but I have already chosen a wife.  I have lost the desire for more than one wife, and I have already put down an immense dowry.