Yoga pants

Natty, are you excited?  How's your tummy doing?  It's that darned crazy carousel again.  Please try to relax, and enjoy the ride OK?  Calm your heart, and stop that tummy from churning.  Yes it's great to be Natty, huh?  You're my girl!  But you need to calm down.  Where is the calmest part of the carousel?  Meditate on that.  The Beatles call it "the eye of the hurricane".  And don't you worry about a thing, my precious Natty.  Everything will work out just fantastic for us inshaAllah.  You are MY girl, and I love you.

Sweetheart I didn't mean to step on your paw, but Mary Unknown7 is wearing pink today.  I will have her wear orange tomorrow inshaAllah.  What happened is that she received a gift yesterday.  It was a top, and it wasn't tacky like most of the gifts she receives, so it didn't have to go into the trash.  It was also expensive.  So we worked on that outfit last night.  It didn't go with any skirt, loose tops seem to not go with skirts somehow for the most part.  But it matched great with pink yoga pants.  Yoga pants!  Now, THAT is a dedication to my Natty!  The guy who gave Mary the gift seemed disappointed with the yoga pants: the top was supposed to go with panties only.  But her program is G rated, so absolutely not.  Are yoga pants sexy?  I mean, is it not kosher or something to do yoga in loose pants?  If you were to grab at somebody in yoga pants, you would definitely be grabbing a chunk of flesh and not fabric.  I guess it depends on who is wearing them: it can either be sexy, unsexy, or disgusting.

Hi Natty

Oh, are you in Mexico?  I'm sure it's nice at the beach in Mexico this time of year.  Come to think of it, those houses do look like Mexico.  Catch a big squid for me!  If you dare.  You should really show us what you're eating when you go on you travels.  Not just for me, but also for your students.  And about that breathing, yeah I've been like that all my life.  It's part of who I am and what I do today.  It's the age that makes a man's character on his face.  Perhaps you can give me breathing lessons someday.
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Bigeye

Wow Natty, you're back at the beach!  What a wonderful place to be.  Oh, the fabulous life of a glamorous supermodel!  That certainly isn't NYC.  It doesn't look like Vancouver either.  I would say it's somewhere in the Mediterranean, probably Greece.  It looks cold though, so don't freeze your nipples off when you get in the water!  Save some for me!

I can usually find some bigeye when I go to the market.  The bigeye here are pointier and stouter than the above photo.  It's not as numerous as mackerel, but it's there.  It's kind of a dense fish, with a small stomach so you would get a lot of meat per fish, but the bones are thick.  It's a white meat fish: some may call it tasteless, but I would say it has a neutral flavor.  I think it would be great for sushi, but I haven't made sushi out of it yet.  I haven't made sushi in a long time.  Just too damned lazy.





Mary Unknown7 is kind of settling down with her upgraded avatar.  It's a dynamic equilibrium though, as we have many options to choose from.  Plus, perfection is impossible.  This mesh body seems to have warped feet.

Delicate and sensitive

Hi Natty!  How's it going?  You must be back in the States by now.  How is the virus mania in NYC?  Well, I hope you are taking care of yourself properly.  I am baffled though, at how people are that they boast about their guns then are terrified of being killed by a virus.  Why is that, Madam Sociologist?

Dinner was chili dogs, and I am pleased to report that they were a success.  Chili dogs are easy, folks.  Get out the hot dog buns, cook up the hot dogs and lay them on the buns, smother them with chili, put sliced cheese on them, and melt them in the oven.  Easy Peasy!  But what about the chili?  To make great chili, you have to focus on the beans.  Make sure the beans are the right texture and flavor first, THEN add the beef and onions.



Mary Unknown7 and I are in the process of upgrading her avatar.  Mary really liked today's look, she said it truly represents who she is.  In her words, she is "a pale, delicate and sensitive geek who loves dresses and miniskirts because she can't wear them in real life."  I said to her, "But guys can't jerk off to what you're wearing today." She answered, "Why?  Are they not virile?"

Natty, I don't want to keep that tree!

As you can see, that tree is growing on the roof of the old house which I need to destroy.  If it were just a single trunk growing out of the ground then it wouldn't be so complicated.  The crown is huge but there is no single trunk to see, just a series of limbs that are as thick as trunks, and a labyrinth of roots creating a choke hold onto the old building.  Killing and removing that tree is difficult enough, but saving it is ridiculous.  You would have to save the parts of the building that it's clinging on to.  What would you do with that area?  Paint it and turn it into a work of art?  What if it were to collapse, and take out the new house with it?  Natty, I don't want to keep that tree!

Qur'an 20200305

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

20.  Say, "Travel through the earth and see how God did originate creation, so will Allah produce a later creation, for Allah has power over all things."

The Spider 29:20

Run to me

Hi Natty!  Oh, you finally left Paris?  I assume you are heading back to NYC.  I hope you had a safe and boring flight, and got lots of sleep.  Those were some intense days for you in Paris, huh?  I have a feeling that you experienced more than just that dark street, and I'm truly sorry about that.  Do you know who you are?  You are MY girl, you are Mrs. Global inshaAllah.  Please know who you are, because at this stage of the game they are going to follow you around.  It's a spiritual time and path for you.  There is no running away from God, there is only running towards God.  But I am your husband inshaAllah.  I will run to God.  You just run to me, OK?  I love you, and I will marry you inshaAllah.  Ya Allah, please protect my Natty.

Mary Unknown7 and I are in the process of upgrading her avatar.  I said to her, "How about this look?  It seems to be getting a powerful reaction from people."  She said, "It looks too Bollywood."  I said, "Yes, you look Bollywood."  She said, "I don't want to look Bollywood."  Oh well.  To be continued.