Wednesday, February 5, 2020

Noodles are noodles?

Hi Natty!  How are you feeling today?  I hope you are enjoying your time at the tropical paradise.  I want to see what you're eating!  Now don't be concerned about jealous people bitching and moaning about you, even if they were to gang up on you.  Everything will be just fine, inshaAllah!  You are a high-ranking member of my gang, while they will never be members of my gang.  It's an exclusive club!

I spent the morning doing laundry, then I had to go downtown to get some glass to fix my mother's window.  I had lunch at KFC.  They screwed up my order: I asked for 2 breasts, and they gave me a thigh and a drumstick.  I guess it's my fault for being vague maybe.  Next time, I'll be more blunt or more graphic when ordering 2 breasts at KFC.  When I got home my Mom had some food ready for me, so I saved that for dinner.  One seemed like some sauteed vegetables, so I cooked up some pita bread and chicken to go with it.  It turned out that it had noodles in it.  Bean noodles.  Noodles are noodles you may think, bean noodles having a different texture than wheat noodles, but it seemed weird to eat noodles with bread.  But it turned out just fine, I used the bread as a chaser.  So dinner was mild but flavorful, and filling.





Tuesday, February 4, 2020

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Hi Natty!  Oh, you're so glamorous!  That is a beautiful office you have, and so spacious too!  Ah, travel is truly for the young.  Because you really appreciate it.  I've done enough traveling in my life, and now I just want to be like a tree and take root.  So get your travel kicks now while it's given to you, and I will catch you when you tire inshaAllah.  Oh, you want to see my office?  I posted a photo of my office before here in this blog, if you dig deep enough you will find it.  But things have changed somewhat since Mary Unknown7 became my singer, and I don't want to show the public the personal touches Mary has made to my studio.  I have to protect Mary so I keep her hidden, I'll even masquerade as her if I have to.  But here's a photo of an illusion for you all to enjoy:
I think I will post pictures of flowers and other sweet things throughout February, because I love you.  Except on February 14.  Muslims don't celebrate Valentine's Day.




Monday, February 3, 2020

Monday

Hi Natty!  How's it going, beautiful girl?  I hope you are having a great time, and keeping yourself safe, healthy and happy.  It's Monday here for me.  I started off kind of sluggish, because I've been spending much time in front of a computer.  Doing music and fashion!  Yeah it's what I like to do, but sitting down all the time is bad for one's back, I hate to admit that.  My Mom gave me some tofu cooked in "sambal tumis" (blended chillies, onions and "belacan" (fermented shrimp paste) fried in oil until saturated) for lunch.  Yes the same stuff as the squid yesterday but with tofu this time, which I ate with pita bread.  No yard work today.  Yay!  Instead I made a batch of dough, then went to the night market to buy dinner.  I got some "keropok lekor" (crunchy chewy fish sausage), "apom balik" (sweet pancakes stuffed with crushed peanuts), and soy milk.  Would you like some?  It's probably cheaper to cook my own food, but the night market is only once a week and I have money to spare for food.

Would you believe the 13 year old girls nowadays?  Did you act this sexy when you were 13?  I think it's the same all over the world.  Must be the influence of the Internet.




Sunday, February 2, 2020

Squid pro quo

Hi Natty!  Wow, you're so tall!  Is that really Sesame Street?  It looks more like someplace beside the water, like a boardwalk or something.  Now that you've pointed it out, yes I don't go out much at night.  Just to the mosque for the night prayer.  Which is a shame really, because nights here are pleasant and the crime rate is low.  It's not NYC, but there are plenty of places open late and some of the kids like to stay up all night.  Karaoke.  My days are are busy and so are my nights, right until I go to sleep.  I guess that has to change when I marry inshaAllah.
I really wanted to use "squid pro quo" as the title for today's post, but I didn't have a reason for it until my mother gave me some lunch.  It looks like a movie clip, but it's squid cooked in "sambal tumis" (blended chillies, onions, and "belacan" (fermented shrimp paste) fried in oil until saturated).  Very yummy!



Saturday, February 1, 2020

Qur'an 20200202

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

216.  Then if they disobey you say, "I am free for what you do!"

The Poets 26:216

Quid pro quo

Hi Natty!  Oh, you want me to talk more?  I think I talk too much, actually.  I know good conversation is important, but you do mean dialogue right?  You get the option of not saying anything on any day you feel like it, but I have to say something everyday so that you know I'm still alive.  But if you have nothing to say, then I'm just going to say what I feel without revealing anything to the public in this blog context.  It's actually quite easy to talk without saying anything at all.  I am quite busy working with Mary Unknown7.  There's so much to do and she's such a pleasure to work with that I want to work more.  Allah made her very beautiful, like a Disney princess.  Speaking of which, I'm getting the "evil queen" responses that I planned on.  I could put the links here, but I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.  Anyway until we are married inshaAllah and are able to talk face to face, I usually won't say much of anything unless it's in response to you.  Quid pro quo.

But let's talk a little about food today.  There isn't much to talk about on that table, so I guess you meant fun conversation.  Coincidentally, I decided to simplify my food routine recently.  I do have money for food right now, but I noticed that I eat healthier when I have very little money to spend on food.  Not meaning the poor eat healthier, but Allah gave me some knowledge of cooking so I buy only efficient and cheap food when I'm broke.  The logic here is that when we have money, we tend to buy garbage that's bad for our bodies.  Candy, anyone?  Overly spiced foods.  Expensive ingredients.  Exotic and weird plants and animals.  So instead of filling up the cooler, I'm going to try keep the fridge as empty as possible.  That would also help me save up money inshaAllah to get Mary's avatar a Maitreya body.  So I decided the 3 constant items in the cooler are:
1.  Raw chicken breast (for me and my cats)
2.  Dough
3.  Ramen fixings.
I'm trying to live from meal to meal, meaning I don't know what my next meal is, also meaning that I buy food only for my next meal, but I can't seem to get accurate with that concept because I know I have money for food.  So the goal is to keep the fridge as empty as possible.













Friday, January 31, 2020

Hey Natty

Congratulations on your teaching your first yoga class!  I have a feeling business is going to be booming for you.  Just please make sure that as time goes on and things get deep and you become a guru, don't forsake God.  And thank you for editing that post.