My brand new used piece of shit computer

Hi Natty!  How's it going, you beautiful creature?  How's business coming along?  I hope you are having an easy time stepping up.  After all, you are Mrs. Rock Star inshaAllah, not those other girls.  I had a busy day here myself.  Today is laundry day, plus I had some errands to run.  I had a Big Mac for lunch.  Just a Big Mac, and oh yeah an ice cream cone when I stopped at the supermarket to buy anchovies.  I don't like to eat too much before Mary Unknown7's set, because it bogs me down.  Mary had a tough time adapting to the new computer.  She was straining early trying to keep up, and by the end of the set she was sounding like Stevie Nicks.  Which was timely I guess, because the computer chose "Gold Dust Woman" for her to sing.  But I think she sounded more like a dragon than Stevie Nicks.  I don't think this computer is going to last very long, because the power supply is very small with unique leads, which make it irreplaceable, which makes the whole computer irreplaceable.  Built in obsolescence.  I'm going to have to start saving up for a replacement already.  Sigh.

Oh by the way, I made an error yesterday.  Mary Unknown7 will sing everyday inshaAllah from 11 pm PDT to 1 am PDT.

Mary Unknown7 will be back at Second Life tomorrow

InshaAllah!  She will be doing her usual 2 hour set from 10 pm PDT to midnight PDT.

Here are the snapshots of her last outfit which I never got to post because my computer blew up:

Work in progress

Hi Natty.  How are you?  I hope everything is fine with you.  I just got a replacement for my Internet computer, and it's a piece of shit.  So I'm busy right now trying to configure it for my work.  I'll talk to you later, OK?

Hi Natty

How are you?  Doing great?  I hope so.  It's a busy day here for me.  I had to accompany my Dad to the hospital this morning.  Parking was hell: so many sick people!  All the time!  Yesterday was a public holiday, so today was like a Monday to the crowd... ugh!  I had park across the soccer field, so I made the mistake of walking on the field to get to the hospital.  It had been raining continually lately, so the field was like a swamp.  I messed up my pants.  It didn't look like a swamp because the grass just barely got cut, so I got fooled.  It didn't rain today, so I managed to do some yard work.  Not a lot, because I had to be at the mosque by sunset.  I just got back.  Next I have kitchen work to do.  Bamboo shoots and chicken breast to process.  I bought all white meat today, I want to see how long it lasts me.  It's more expensive of course, but there's significantly less bone weight.  Anyway, gotta go!  Don't let those young girls bug you!  You rule them, they don't rule you!

Best wishes

Congratulations Erin, on your new direction.  I hope you find peace, happiness, and security.  Farewell.

I don't think I'm anyone special, folks.  I don't think that I am a good man.  Perhaps if I had money, I would be a better person.  I think I would at least be married.  Or maybe I would be the same no matter what.  God knows me better than I know myself.  I seem to have a little knowledge of the Qur'an, alhamdulillah.  So let me tell you this, Ladies: whatever path you choose to take, don't think that magic can overcome God.  The Qur'an is more powerful than any book of magic.

Natty, please don't hanker after other people's gigs, especially the ones made for rookie models.  You won't enjoy it.  You're above that, so please try to step up. 

Whip me, Houston!

Erin, is that you?  Wow, you look fucking awesome!  I must say that you have such beautiful armpits, my darling.  And I absolutely love your new face.  So much intensity.  I do hope that face is all aura, and no surgery.  You look wonderful, my love.  I love you.

I don't normally share my dreams in this public place, but this was so much fun, I have to talk about it!  I was standing with the crowd in a basement, watching TV.  We were watching Whitney Houston's debut on the Merv Griffin show, where she sang "Home".   Someone behind me started to sing along, I turned around to see who it was, and it was Whitney herself!  Whitney from 1985, she looked beautiful and radiant, and she was wearing a silver sparkly gown.  She sang and totally blew away the singer on TV (herself).  I stopped watching the TV and stared at her and said, "That was fucking awesome!  Your debut was great, but what you just did was incredible!"  She grinned at me, and then started to chat with me.  She talked and talked to me, saying you should do this you should do that bla bla bla, she talked so much I had to walk away.  Forget it, lady!  I have too much to do as it is!

Changing the light

Hi there, my gorgeous Ladies!  How's it going?  How are you feeling?  Oh, those emotions are still strong, huh?  Oh dear.  Please be patient, and try to keep calm.  You will get by this phase just fine inshaAllah.  I just changed the light in the cage where I keep my motorcycle.  It's one of those old flourescent tubes.  Nowadays they sell only LED tubes around here, so I had to rewire.  But even that isn't necessary.  All you have to do is bypass the starter.

Anyway, I haven't had dinner yet.  I finally got around to cutting the grass.  Not that I want to cut the grass, but nobody will do it for me for free.  Then I had to change that light.  As that guess, it's already dark.  So I have to go cook dinner now.  Nothing fancy, just pita bread and curry.  Lots of bread.  I just made a fresh batch of dough yesterday.  Bye!  I love you!