Wednesday, April 17, 2019

I'm not that pretty

Hi there, my beautiful Ladies!  How are you today?  How are you feeling?  I hope you are feeling absolutely great, and that everything is running smoothly for you with no hassles whatsoever.  Well yeah, I do occasionally get interruptions during voice training.  My avatar is pretty, compounded by the voice mashaAllah, but not pretty enough to stop singing and start stripping.  That's what happened today.  I got approached by this naked woman, and er... invited to some "fun".  Really if she wanted to see me naked, she might as well look at herself because mesh avatars are much more detailed and "perfect" than my system avatar.  But I was much too engrossed in my work to entertain her for a few lousy Linden dollars.

The situation here in this village is proof that a profitable attraction is possible without being enslaved by the banks or compromising Islam, mashaAllah.  We can keep our integrity and still be welcoming to all visitors inshaAllah.  Take the advantage that Allah has given you!  Anyone running a business here should focus on being open everyday (or predictably at least) instead of closing whenever they feel like it or feel scared a little, and being creative so they can offer something different than the rest of the world.  Imams and religious teachers should be ready at all times to guide those who come here seeking Allah, regardless of race, nationality or language.













Tuesday, April 16, 2019

Yet another average day

Hi there, my lovely Ladies!  How are you feeling today?  How's business?  I hope everything is going nice and easy for you, and that you are feeling positively great.  It's just another Tuesday over here, and I spent the day doing the routine.  I have to be at the mosque before sunset, so that's why I'm blogging earlier than usual.  I blew out the dust in my house this morning, I have no patience nor skill with brooms so I use an engine blower.  Works great!  It spits out some smoke though, but smoke is better than dust.  I'm still on a diet until further notice, so there's nothing special on the menu.  Anybody spying on me for recipe ideas can just take a break as well, I suppose.  Then I just ate out some rice for dinner.  Being on a diet surprisingly suits me.  Since I don't eat much I don't cook much either, which resonates with my laziness.  Besides, it's almost Ramadan.  Yes Ladies, Ramadan is next month.  I love Ramadan.  It's my favorite month of the year.












Monday, April 15, 2019

Hi Natty!

How are you doing, my beautiful Sweetheart?  How is the life of a fabulous supermodel on the glorious tropical beach?  You must be having an exciting time.  Are you excited?  Are you?  Are you?  If you are excited, then I am excited too.  I hope you are having a great time, Natty.  I want you to know that I love you, and I will marry you inshaAllah.  Oh I've been trying to rest a little, and not try so hard.  Everybody else seems to be busy trying, I've been watching a lot of movies and TV.  Since I'm on a diet, I haven't been working too hard in the kitchen either.  Just the quick, easy and basic stuff.  But lunch was a bit more complex than I anticipated.  I made beef liver sandwiches.  Sounds lurid, but actually very tasty.  Alhamdulillah.  I bet even kids would like it.  What are you having for dinner?  Squid?

This is my "ghetto" look.  What do you think?  Do you like it?















Sunday, April 14, 2019

Just another average day

Hi there, precious Ladies!  How are you feeling today?  How's business?  Now don't be afraid to express yourself OK?  Nobody's interested in those other girls- they want to know all about MY girl!  Let them know this- I love my girl!  She's MINE.

Oh, it's another average day for me.  I woke up rather early, so I watched some TV.  I've been studying all about Disney theme parks lately.  No I do NOT approve of building a theme park here, not even a world class one.  The people here should just do the best they can with resources that are already available.  NO LOANS.  It's Sunday, and I clean my mother's bedroom and toilet every Sunday.  I'm always too worn out to cook lunch, so I usually buy lunch on Sundays.  I always need to nap before voice training because I can easily sing myself to sleep, and I need to be singing not sleeping.  Which is another reason why I avoid active mornings.  Please schedule your activity until after I finish singing, OK?  I did manage to do some yard work.  Dinner wasn't anything unusual, especially now I'm dieting.  Just the glutenous rice, salt fish and fresh tomatoes routine.