Saturday, April 6, 2019

I only really like one sport

Hi Erin!  How are you feeling, my beautiful Honey?  Now don't you worry about a thing my dearest, everything is going to work out just great for us inshaAllah.  I'm sure glad that America is turning to you instead of me for sports savvy.  I hope you make lots of money for yourself.  This time when you can afford it inshaAllah, buy some real estate in your home town OK?  Do you still play loud music in the middle of the night?  I love you.

There's only one sport that I really like, and that is Ladies professional figure skating.  I'm a chick singer, OK?  I like girlie stuff.
















Friday, April 5, 2019

Qur'an 20190406

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

194.  Verily those who you call upon besides Allah are servants like unto you.  Call upon them, and let them listen to your prayer, if you are truthful!

195.  Have they feet to walk with?  Or hands to lay hold with?  Or eyes to see with?  Or ears to hear with?  Say, "Call your 'god-partners', scheme against me, and give me no respite!"

196.  "For my protector is Allah, Who revealed the Book, and God will choose and befriend the righteous."

197.  "But those you call upon besides God are unable to help you, and indeed to help themselves."

The Heights 7:194-195
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A baptism of sorts in high fashion

Hi Natty!  How's the glamorous life of a fabulous supermodel in exotic Bali today?  I didn't think your bosses would let pretty little you go to pretty Bali without taking pretty pictures of you wearing pretty clothes.  I have a vision of you somehow, swimming in the surf wearing high fashion.  THAT DRESS COSTS HOW MUCH?    So what's for dinner?  I'm having selected portions of the nugget part of the chicken coated in golden breadcrumbs fried until they acquire a nice crispy texture along with potatoes ingeniously carved into zigzag like patterns then lovingly cooked in hot oil by the fine people of France.  What?  Salmon sushi?  Caviar and cracked crab?  No thanks, I'll just eat my chicken nuggets and fries.  Since you are in Bali, then you shouldn't eat salmon.  The local catch is better.  Spanish mackerel or red snapper is much tastier.  Fresher, too.












Thursday, April 4, 2019

Sports

Hi Erin!  How are you feeling today?  How's business?  I sure hope you found yourself a nice sports job, keeping tabs on the sports that you love.  Hey, someone has to do it and it sure isn't me!  You go ahead and be the sports guru of the family.  Just be sure to be certain of what teams you favor, it doesn't really matter what the stats are, what matters is how you feel.  And once your feelings are locked in, don't be wishy-washy about it OK?  I hope you are doing absolutely great and making lots of money for yourself.  I love you.














Wednesday, April 3, 2019

Qur'an 20190405

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

186.  To such as Allah rejects from God's Guidance, there can be no guide.  God will leave them in their trespasses, wandering in distraction.

187.  They ask you about the Hour: when will be its appointed time?  Say, "The knowledge thereof is with my Lord.  None can reveal as to when it will occur.  Heavy is its burden through the heavens and the earth.  Only all of a sudden will it come to you."  They ask you if you were eager in search thereof.  Say, "The knowledge thereof is with Allah, but most humans know not."

188.  Say, "I have no power over any good or harm to myself except as Allah Wills.  If I had knowledge of the unseen, I should have multiplied all good, and no evil should have touched me.  I am but a warner, and a bringer of glad tidings to those who have faith."

The Heights 7:186-188
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Yet another average day, doing the same old same old

Hi Natty!  How's it going, my beautiful Sweetheart?  Are you enjoying Bali?  I bet it's raining over there.  Don't worry, I'm sure the sun will come out eventually inshaAllah.  Are you having tons of fun though?  How's the food?  I'm sure you'll find something to your liking that won't hurt your tummy.  Try the jumbo shrimp!

Hey Erin, how's business today?  Do you like Chicago better than NYC?  Oh, better pizza you say?  I've been thinking that perhaps you shouldn't try to study all sports, just stick to the ones you love.  That way you can put your heart into it.  There are some really weird sports out there.

Oh it's the same old day for me.  The weather has cooled  down, and for that I am grateful.  Alhamdulillah.  I was able to catch up on lost sleep.  And you know what?  I feel sleepier.  I want to just sleep and sleep some more.  Oh, the atmosphere is so comfortable though.  😪  I did my laundry and some grass cutting today.  Nothing special on the menu either, just the usual.

At least I got my flexi hair back!  Yay!  Now my hair can have that bouncity-bounce it so needs and deserves!