Relax

Hi there, Natty honey!  Are you excited?  Life is fun and exciting, isn't it?  I hope you are having fun with us, because I love you and I want you to enjoy your life with me.  However, you need to learn how to relax.  No, more activity will not help you to relax.  Too much coffee doesn't help either.  Right now, you are as tense as a cat that has her claws tangled up in the carpet.  Don't worry Honey, I released your claws already.  I'm quite good at giving a massage, thank you Lord, and can help you loosen up those shoulders.  Alas again, we need to be married first.  Why don't you try going to a spa and getting a professional massage?  I'm sure you will enjoy it.

I made chicken fried rice with broccoli and cauliflower for dinner tonight.  Slightly heavy, but not bad.  Fried rice should be nice and light in flavor and texture.  Cooking was not easy because I aroused the attention of 4 tenacious and vicious beasts.  My cats.  But I only had to lock one of them up (Mama Cat) when she jumped onto the counter top with some poop about to come out of her butt.  Damned food critics.

In other news, while I was voice training today, I got shot on stage and died.  Good thing it's a virtual world.  But I died a few times today, serves me right for being stubborn and going back.  Was my outfit too slutty?  It is kind of a slutty dress, but that's normal for my business, and I don't dress like this in real life.  No, it wasn't the outfit that got me shot.  As far as I could gather from her ranting and when I got shot, she was unhappy with me for singing Billie Holiday.  But otherwise, I don't really understand how I "fucked with her".  I was only singing.

You're such a name brand

Gah!  Instagram wants me to create an account for me to view your posts.  I guess I'll do that some time later.  Because I love my girl.  First I have to post this letter, then I have to make a batch of dough, pray the night prayer, then I need to prepare on my outfit for tomorrow's voice training.  After that, I guess.  How are you today, Natty honey?  You're such a name brand.  With your DKNY sweater and Converse high tops.  Are you handling it OK?  It's great money yeah, but I suppose you want to hide from the limelight today.  I understand.  The weather here has gone back to being hot and awful again.  It was so nice and cool the last couple of days.  I was so sleepy all the time, but it was so comfortable, and I felt so happy to be that comfortable.  I wanted to enjoy the glimpse of happiness.  Yeah, I know lots of coffee would negate the drowsiness, but right now I'm budgeted for one cup of coffee a day.  And I need that cup of coffee.  40 minutes into my voice training set every day I drink my cup of coffee, otherwise I would put myself into a coma, and be too sleepy to perform well or enjoy myself the rest of the set.  If that happened, I would have to take a nap, but I prefer the coffee.

I would love to have this drum set.  Or Karen Carpenter's first Ludwig.

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Hi there, Natty honey!  How are you feeling today, my beauty?  It's nice and cool here today.  Yes, it has been raining.  Allah is the One Who brings down the rain.  I like it nice and cool.  I'm in my best mood when it's nice and cool.  No sweat!  I feel so comfortable though.  I'm soooo sleepy.  I felt like sleeping the entire day away.  But I didn't, of course.  I always have a lot to do.  Early this morning I took my Dad to the doctor.  Yes, again.  When I got back, I just laid in bed and snoozed.  On the floor, rather.  I like to sleep on the floor.  I skipped my workout in the evening, and some house chores.  I cooked an early dinner, then went to listen to the elderly Qur'an teacher.  I guess that was productive, but otherwise it's been a very lazy day.

Oh by the way, Happy Birthday to your sister and best wishes.

Fish sausage

Hi Natty honey!  How are you today?  Oh, is that your big brother?  How's he doing?  How's his movie career coming along?  Right now he looks more like a viking than James Bond.  I think a tuxedo might help.  But I can't imagine his leading a mob of vikings in a tuxedo.  Are you hungry?  I'm afraid I didn't do much cooking today.  I had to get up early to take my Dad to the doctor, so I'm a bit drowsy right now.  I did my best to take a nap before voice training, but it's so difficult to fall asleep when it's sweltering hot.  Having my cat sleep in my lap didn't help, but I love her so much.  It's cooled down a lot now, though.  My Mom gave me some beef and potato stew for dinner.  I went to the night market just now, and picked up some raw fish sausage.  Oh, what is that heavenly smell?  The scent of raw fish sausage is sheer heaven to cats.  I had to lock them up in the kitty litter room while I portioned it out and put it away.  I would offer you some, but I haven't cooked it up yet.  This stuff is quite good when deep fried, crunchy on that outside and chewy on the inside.  You know, I think this stuff would be great on pizza too.  Too bad I'm not budgeted for pizza right now.  Maybe I'll chop some up someday and make a spicy Italian fish sausage.

Today's outfit is NYC!  Check out my shoes.  I love shoes!  I plan to have a gigantic collection of shoes.

Sunday

Hi Natty honey!  How are you today?  Still feeling a bit high?  It's a natural high, I hope.  Everyone is getting high except me.  I think it's because I'm still poor that I feel so jaded about all the madness of others.  Same old, same old.  You know.  Even if I suddenly had billions to spend, I would only trickle spend because I'm so brain damaged from same old, same old.  Natty dearest, if you feel like spending money then buy some real estate in your home town.  I told you this a long time ago.  Along with other things.  I understand if you want your own path, I just want to take care of you.  Allah mentions in the Qur'an that everyone must pass over hell without exception, but Allah will save the righteous.  God doesn't mention when this will happen, or how many times.  It could be hell on earth.  So please be patient, and pray.

But don't you worry Honey, everything will turn out just great for us inshaAllah.  I love you and I will marry you and take care of you inshaAllah.


Sunday is BLACK!