You got me on that one

Your spy network is quite powerful.  I had always anticipated that, but some things you never get used to.  At least you should be confident and assured that I don't slut around.  I woke up this morning feeling awful, but I grit my teeth and pushed on with the day.  The show must go on!  I did my workout as usual, and in the evening I cut the grass around my grandparents' grave.  Wow, the grass is long there (thigh high), and the graves unkempt except my grandparents.  And right now I feel OK.

 

 

 

Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad

It's my parents' 57th anniversary.  I love you Mom and Dad.

Hi Erin Darling!  I know you're super busy, so please take good care of yourself, get plenty of rest, and eat adequately.  I'm doing OK here, just taking it one day at a time as usual.  I've been keeping my coffee in a deep saucer filled with water, and moving it from place to place to keep it away from the ants.  But the ants keep on tracking it down, then they walk on water to commit suicide in my coffee.  I have no choice but to keep my coffee in the cooler then heat it up when I need it.

Natty Honey, you're so pretty!  I want to pin you down and kiss you, then...  You don't look anything like your Elite Model Search video.  You did a lot of growing up in one year.

 

 

Oh, you don't like this outfit?  I kinda like it...

Halal beef sausage

I need to remind you to please stay away from drugs and alcohol.  I know you are an adult and you can legally drink if you want, but please abstain from drugs and alcohol.  Life in the Public Eye is pressure enough, so please do not increase that pressure by intoxicating yourself.  Perhaps you are feeling doubt about a decision, so go ahead and make a decision about that decision then stick to it.  Getting plastered is not going to numb you, rather you will increase in doubt and you will feel worse.  I for one will not marry a drug addict or alcoholic.

No I'm not talking about you, Erin Darling.  How are you, my love?  I know you are hot property right now, but please take time for yourself to relax and enjoy your success, and the beautiful things you have earned.  You deserve it.  You are beautiful, and I love you.

I'm not talking about you either, Natty Honey.  Say, if you want to be on my TV station then have your bosses upload videos of you to YouTube under your name.  How my TV station works is, like I have no privacy right?  But even though I appear to be a lunatic, I don't do a lot of talking to myself.  So all the crowd hears most of the time is what's on my TV.  MashaAllah, it's a global patronage!

Since I have all that marinara sauce, then it's time to make my halal beef sausage.  The recipe is secret to the public, of course.  I'm sure you know that people kill each other in Chicago over sausage?  The snapshot below is missing a crucial ingredient.

Dinner was fried rice with broccoli and fish cake.  A huge helping.  Want some?

 

 

 

 

Won tons!

Hi Erin Darling!  How are you today, my beautiful soul?  Your appearance on the Dan Patrick show came up during my voice training today, I thought it would be a great time for a rerun.  You didn't think so at the time, but it should be clear to you now how you, Mrs. Global, intimidated those poor guys.  But you're just a sweetheart!  I'm not like you, Honey.  I get grumpy when I have to do house cleaning or worse, extra house cleaning.  Too much labor in the morning affects my singing too, so I had a rough day today voice training.  Then the ants got into my coffee.  I keep my coffee in a middle of a deep saucer full of water, and the ants walked on the water to get at my coffee.  Humph.

Oh Natty Honey, I recognize that exercise!  Erin did that on a workout video for Victoria's Secret VSX Train Like An Angel.  The things I remember... but I have it on my TV station.  That's a good idea though, so I added it to my workout routine.  Did you see?  Huh!?  Huh!?  Did you see?  Did you see?


Stuffed won tons is such girlie food.  Like sushi rolls, you eat one portion at a time, with such daintiness and little fuss and mess.  I could eat 100 in a sitting, and I would feel awful later, but they are oh so yummy!  I only made 55 today, and I gave 10 to my parents.  You would love this stuff.  It's seriously delicious.

 

 

 

 

 

Running around and waiting around

Hi Honey!  You're so beautiful.  I wish I were with you right now.  How was your day today?  How was work?  You are probably looking forward to working, because work for you is so much fun nowadays.  That's what you get for being a Rock and Roll Queen.  Please keep yourself safe and clean.  You need to stay sharp when the world is your oyster.  It's been a lot of commute for me this week.  Today I had to visit the taxman, schedule an appointment with the eye specialist for my Dad, and go to the market.  I went to the taxman first, and when I got there I realized I had forgotten my smartphone!  Well I use a Nokia brick for a phone anyway, and I use my smartphone as a pocket computer, which I would need for playing games while I wait along with the crowd.  And there was a big crowd there, mostly people coming early to wait for them to open.  So I went all the way home to get my pocket pc, then decided to go to the hospital instead.  And there was a huge crowd there too, but the nurse kept my Dad's medical card and told me to come back for it later because it was too crowded at the time.  So I went to the market to get fixings for the fried flat noodles with cockles which was on the menu for dinner.  I got that, then went back to the taxman and the crowd had thinned out so I didn't have to wait long.  I didn't get a chance to play one game!

I was looking forward to dinner, because I had had a craving for fried flat noodles with cockles (called "keow teow kerang" locally).  It didn't turn out to be a masterpiece, but it's hard to make a masterpiece out of a standard dish- it's supposed to taste average!  It has a set formula, and if I didn't follow the formula then it wouldn't taste as it was supposed to, which tastes like a standard local delicacy.  Does that make sense?  Anyway, I didn't take any snapshots.  I did put extra garlic, though.  My cat refused to kiss me.  You wanna try some?  What, no kiss?

Hi Honey

How are you today?  How was work?  It was a rather busy day for me today.  I was awake early to do extra worship, but I did get a couple of extra hours sleep in after the dawn prayer for a total of 6 hours.  That should be good enough for an adult with a busy lifestyle.  After the morning chores, I had an early lunch then commuted downtown to run some errands.  I hate commute, but oh well.  Drivers here are more psycho than the USA, and almost none of them are drunk.  I bought a lot of cheap perfume- I found a deal for 3 vials for RM10.  It was jasmine flower perfume: it smells like jasmine when you sniff the bottle and put some one, but after a while on the skin it smells very Middle East.  Just some stuff to wear to the mosque.  I cut the grass over at your house in the evening.  There should be room for 2 identical houses in that area inshaAllah, plus my little house/office/studio right next to it, so I'm never away from my wives at any time.  I don't have any friends, so I will only be hanging out with my wife.  I had rice and eggs for dinner, then my Dad gave me some cockles so I had to process that quickly.  Clams must be cooked immediately!  I think I'll make fried flat noodles with cockles tomorrow, a local delicacy and one of my favorites.  It's raining right now, so I won't make it to the mosque.  After this I have to prepare a letter for the taxman, then I have to work on my wardrobe.  You have a great day, OK?  I love you.

Life is a stage

Hi Honey!  How's life treating you today?  Oh life is a stage, you should have learned that by now.  Most of the time we can't deal with the crowd, so we put on an act.  Quite often we don't want to go to work, so we go through the motions.  Put on a show.  But we are in showbiz, so I guess we have to put on a show all the time.  Don't worry Sweetie, you'll get used to it.  And don't show off for the crowd, do it for God, the Real Audience.  Now you certainly don't feel like expressing yourself all the time to the world, and you don't have to.  I'll do most of the talking.  You just be my girl.  You tell them to talk to me, because I'm your husband inshaAllah.