Tortillas

You like your Mexican food extra hot and spicy, don't you Erin?  I love hot and spicy food, I love sweating it out over hot and spicy food.  But my stomach can't handle hot and spicy food, while my mouth craves it.  When I was younger, I used to chug down so much spicy food.  Now I have to have precisely measured amounts.  **sob**  I've been eating tortillas all day for some reason.  I had the dough, I know how to make it, and I have the craving for some reason.  Lunch was scrambled eggs and sauteed onions wrapped up in a tortilla, and dinner was 3 chicken curry with oyster mushroom burritos.  I actually made 4, but I gave one to my parents.  I guess chicken curry is more global than Mexican.  It was hot and spicy, though.

Natty, what are we going to do about your sensitive tummy?  You do know that there is a close connection between the mind and the stomach.  That's why it's called a "nervous stomach".  That's why stress can give you ulcers and diarrhea.  That's why you shouldn't drink alcohol.  I know you don't like people gossiping about you.  I know your love life is stressful, and I'm sorry.  But consider the alternative: do you think a normal life is easy?  Do you think everyday people have it easy?  Do you think your parents had it easy?  No, life isn't supposed to be easy.  So you might as well be an international supermodel, and get married to a rock star.  You have people who love you, and want to look after you.  Me.

Pina, do you want a tortilla?  Is it true that they speak Mexican in Spain?

Qur'an 20170125

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

85.  They ask you concerning the Spirit.  Say, "The Spirit by command of my Lord.  Of knowledge, it is only a little that is communicated to you."

86.  If it were Our Will, We could take away that which We have sent to you by inspiration.  Then would you find none to plead your affair in that matter as against Us.

87.  Except for Mercy from your Lord, for God's Bounty is indeed to you great.

88.  Say, "If the whole of humans and jinns were to gather together to produce the like of this Qur'an, they could not produce the like thereof, even if they backed up each other with help and support."

The Night Journey 17:85-88
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Hi Pina!

How's it going, beautiful girl?  Oh, suddenly you're busy and in hot demand, huh?  That's because there is balance in the world: what someone doesn't want goes to another.  The richest can't get richer and richer without causing mass destruction.  Did you get your new leather jacket yet?  What's happening right now is not magic, but the Power of God.  So please know the difference.  What are you having for dinner?  I'm having curry.  Make sure you have fun Pina, but please pray.  Protect your chastity.

Qur'an 20170124

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

80.  Say, "O my Lord!  Let my entry be by the Gate of Truth and Honor, and likewise my exit by the Gate of Truth and Honor, and grant me from Your Presence an authority to aid."

81.  And say, "Truth has arrived and falsehood perished, for falsehood is bound to perish."

82.  We send down in the Qur'an that which is a healing and a mercy to those who believe.  To the unjust it causes nothing but loss after loss.

83.  Yet when We bestow Our favors on man, he turns away and becomes remote on his side, and when evil seizes him, he gives himself up to despair!

84.  Say, "Everyone acts according to his own disposition, but your Lord knows best who it is that is best guided on the Way."

The Night Journey  17:80-84
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Glasses

Aw Erin... you beautiful, beloved Sweetheart.  I love you so much.  Things will be OK inshaAllah, so I don't want you to worry so much OK?  We're all sensitive souls here.  We should call ourselves the "Heart of Glass" Society.

Yeah Natty, my glasses are old.  I got them in the USA in 2008, while I was homeless one of the guys at the mosque bought me a couple of glasses via the Sears "2 for 50 bucks" deal.  Sears?  What's that?  One pair was ladies glasses, and the doctor told me I would go blind if I wore them all the time.  So what's left are these big, goofy glasses which is held together with hair ties and steel wire.  My Mom offered to buy me a new pair of glasses, but I turned her down.  Because all glasses look the same nowadays, you know those small rectangles in front of the eyes.  I don't want to conform to that look, and the opticians around here won't make any other style.  I guess they've gotten lazy and unprofessional over the years, and don't care about people's appearances. Yeah, I know it's vain, but I'm supposed to be a rock star.  I have work to do.  I want to look like John Lennon or Daria Morgendorfer.

Floofy has a heart of glass, too.  She puked on my bed this morning, so I wouldn't let her into my bedroom during voice training.  So she crawled under the chair and stayed there all day sulking.  I suppose her puking on my bed is a not-so-subtle way to tell me to change my sheets, but it annoyed me.  Don't worry, I let her back into the bedroom already.

Pina, do you have a heart of glass?

 

The Fashion Connection

I wish I were as beautiful as you.  But I'm not.  Allah gave me some sort of singing voice, but I'm not pretty.  I would never survive as a music video artiste.  But Mary my avatar is beautiful.  Allah made her beautiful.  I've been dressing her up like she's my Barbie doll- I'll have to admit that is my guilty pleasure, is to play with my dolly.  If God allows me into heaven, I'm going to ask to bag this ugly body and look like her, with a big dick of course.  Anyway, she's been attracting a lot of attention with her beauty and her clothes, I've become somewhat of a model.  There are no major fashion designers in Second Life, just common folk with a love for fashion.  So I wear their designs.  Hey, anybody out there who would want me to wear their designs?  I'll wear them if I like them.  You can give me some Lindens, too!

Natty, I wish I were as beautiful as you.

Pina, I wish I were as beautiful as you.

Talk the best talk, Mrs. Global

Urgh... I ate too much spicy food yesterday.  Spicy fried noodles, hot curry... Yeah I have a sensitive stomach, but I would have been able to handle it if I hadn't eaten so much.  It's my appetite.  I have a man-sized appetite.

But don't you agree that you are on a higher level than you were during the VS days, Erin?  So please talk the best talk, that's becoming of you and the Queen you are.  You are my Queen, you're beautiful, and I love you.  You can talk for what's right and compassionate, and you shouldn't be bullied into silence.  Talk the best talk.

Natty, that Versace photo is awesome!  Great job!  Now, that's a photo.  Natty, I think you're not drinking enough water.  I want you to drink more water.  1.5 liters a day at least.  And talk the best talk.

You too, Pina.  Talk the best talk.