Monday, April 7, 2014

Letter to Julia 20140407

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Do you believe that being my wife gives you an elevated status?  If it be the Will of Allah then it is so, so never forget your Islam.  I am only what Allah gives me.  But inshaAllah, we will be stronger when we are together.  A long time ago, I wanted to do modeling.  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!  Hey, I used to be quite thin.  But never pretty like you.  Wanting to be pretty doesn't mean that I am.  Then I started to play the drums, and that was the point of no return, when I started to bulk out like a chimpanzee.  That, plus getting older.  Thus Allah cast me out of the beautiful people like scum from the froth of the waves.  I couldn't do what you do, so you definitely earn your money.  Having to smile and be happy when you're not.  When I play drums, I want to represent the Fury of Allah.  If I did what you do, I would turn out to be a complete idiot.  Especially when I put panties on my head and floss my teeth with a bra strap.

Don't get mad at me!  You are beautiful and I'm not, and I appreciate you.  I love you, I love you.

Qur'an 20140407

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

26.  Allah does enlarge, or grant by measure, the sustenance to whom so God pleases.  Rejoice in the life of this world, but the life of this world is but little comfort in the Hereafter.

27.  The unbelievers say, "Why is not a Sign sent down to him from his Lord?"  Say, "Truly Allah leaves to stray whom God wills, but God guides to Godself those who turn to God in penitence."

The Thunder 13:26-27
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Truly Allah leaves to stray whom God wills, but God guides to Godself those who turn to God in penitence.

Sunday, April 6, 2014

Letter to Julia 20140406

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Whoops!  I forgot to post the Qur'an yesterday, so I had to come back today to blog.  Which is annoying because the purpose of my journey was to blog.  None but Satan made me forget.  Ya Allah, guide me closer than this to the right path.

I acquired some chocolate mousse recipes yesterday, though.  No, I'm not going to do anything weird like stuffing squid with chocolate mousse.  I love chocolate mousse cake.  Don't you, Julia dahling?  How about you, Erin sweetie?  I love my gorgeous wives!  I prefer my chocolate mousse cake with a coating os crispy milk chocolate.  I believe the quality of chocolate confectioneries is critical upon the quality of chocolate, so generic cooking chocolate is a no-no.  Which can be expensive, but now I've got the craving.  Dang!

Qur'an 20140405

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

14.  For God is prayer in Truth.  Any others that they call upon besides God hear them no more than if they were to stretch forth their hands for water to reach their mouths, but it reaches them not, for the prayer of those without Faith is nothing but wandering.

15.  Whatever beings there are in the heavens and the earth do prostrate themselves to Allah, with goodwill, or in spite of themselves.  So do their shadows, in the mornings and evenings.

16.  Say, "Who is the Lord and Sustainer of the heavens and the earth?"  Say, "Allah."  Say, "Do you then take protectors other than God, such as have no power either for good, or for harm to themselves?"  Say, "Are the blind equal with those who see?  Or the depths of darkness equal with light?"  Or do they assign to Allah partners who have created as God has created, so that the creation seemed to them similar?  Say, "Allah is the Creator of all things.  God is the One, the Supreme and Irresistible."

The Thunder 13:14-16
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Who is the Lord and Sustainer of the heavens and the earth?

Allah.

Do you then take protectors other than God, such as have no power either for good, or for harm to themselves?

Are the blind equal with those who see?  Or the depths of darkness equal with light?

Allah is the Creator of all things.  God is the One, the Supreme and Irresistible.

Saturday, April 5, 2014

Letter to Julia 20140405

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

So I suppose this means while the rainfall is unpredictable right now, I may not be able to blog on time.  Well, only Allah can bring down the rain.  But please know deep down in your heart that I love you, I love you.  I will always love you, I will always love you.

Anyway after vacuum cleaning my room, I'm back to continue writing this letter.  I hate house cleaning!  This was after dinner, where I took the last of the squid I minced with onions and mixed it with the leftover stuffing I made for the fish.  Minced squid by itself always seems to end up as squid burger.  This leads me to the conclusion that baby squid is only useful for fried calamari and stuffing wontons.  Unless I want to try a cheeseburger made of minced squid.  As you can tell, I like to experiment with food.  This mentality is a by-product of poverty, is to test the variations and limits of whatever is available, or in the cooler at the time.  But it's such a fun thing to do, I would most likely continue the habit even if Allah granted me all the money in the world.  Wanna squid shepherd's pie?  Squidwurst?  I got it!  I can use a bigger squid as casing!  I think I'll try mixing squid with potatoes next.

Thursday, April 3, 2014

Letter to Julia 20140403


In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

I was all prepared to go and blog yesterday after my voice training, but I had to postpone it because of the weather.  I didn't mean to delay my love letter, but I couldn't risk traveling on my motorcycle in the rain, if I were to catch a cold then I can't sing.  If I could control the weather, then I would have stopped the rain so I could go out and write to my beautiful wives.  But I'm merely a mortal, so I spent the time cooking up the stuffing for my fish that is to be grilled tomorrow for lunch inshaAllah.  It's not that I love you less.  I love you with all of my heart, and I want to marry you.  You are the most beautiful women in the world to me, and I love you so much.  Please forgive me.  I am so blessed that you exist and are in my life, and I am so grateful to Allah for my Julia and Erin.  Thank you for your love.  For what it's worth, I also posted yesterday's letter for you to read if you wish.  And it's raining right now.  I love you, I love you.  I need you, I need you.

Letter to Julia 20140402


In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

So I bought some fish over at the night market Monday.  Allah granted me a little knowledge in cooking, so I don't buy food that's already prepared.  Hardly ever, rather.  I know what my stomach can handle, and I can cook what I feel like eating.  Alhamdulillah.  I have kind of a "white man's stomach".  But I LOVE sushi.  so for a bargain, I acquired some snapper, grouper, and scad.  Snapper and grouper are white meat fishes.  Grouper is kind of slimy to deal with, while snapper isn't slimy at all.  Obviously the best fish is snapper, with with shining and transparent white meat.  But scaling the fish and removing the pin bones is tedious.  The scad I plan to grill on Thursday, inshaAllah.  It's a rather big fish, so I thought maybe I'll hollow it out and save the meat.  Scad is supposed to be a red meat fish, but when I opened it up, the flesh was white.  Which scared me a little, so I'm not having scad for sushi.  It's now Tuesday night, and I've had sushi everyday.  I'm stuffed.  You must really try snapper sushi.  I'll make some for you, inshaAllah.  I love you, I love you.  Wanna come over for grilled fish lunch Thursday?