How to use toilet paper

 

Hi Natty!  How are today, Honey?  Proud and distinguished to be you, I hope.  You are MY girl, and I love you with all of my heart.  I'm doing OK over here.  I had a choice between sardine rolls or pasta with steak for dinner, so I asked Adolf to make the choice for me.  He pointed his nose towards the can of sardines, of course.  But it's cold today, so I had to overrule him and cook spaghetti with steak in marinara sauce.  He didn't complain, though.  He loves pasta.

I've noticed that fungus has been stronger lately, and I advise the locals to start using toilet paper instead of washing with water.  No one's going to listen to me, of course.  Humans prefer medication over prevention.  Perhaps the Minister of Health can make it mandatory to use toilet paper, then have the cops make sure that everyone is wiping their butts, and set up roadblocks with barbed wire and such.  Let's face it, viruses have a more powerful media presence than fungus.  I'm being serious, folks.  Fungus is very scary!  But no one will take my advice on this, even if their pee pees fell off.

Mary's outfit is:

Xena Taa Socken by Lotti Lusch

Alli&Ali Designs Tredanya Hair

black leather undies by Kasi Tandino

*EB* - Dress - Black - "Ruya"

AZOURY - Sagesse Earrings Onyx

Scissors...Ribbon Tie

.:KC:. WITCHQUEEN HEELS

Here are my picks from the Dries Van Noten FALL 2022 READY-TO-WEAR collection: