Natty, where are you? Please talk to me because I love you. I saw a flyer downtown for the sale of the land where I will build your house inshaAllah for 120k. I am not allowed to profiteer off the Qur'an and the music thereof. I suppose people view that with contempt enough to evict me, but I know that it is the greatest honor even though my heart is consumed with unhappiness. All I can do is keep at it from day to day even though I can't make money from it, and pray that Allah will help me.
You can't get high when you're dead. Thus the drug is the antidote, and the antidote is the drug.
Natty, where are you? Please talk to me because I love you. Aren't you going to wish me Happy Birthday? Aren't you grateful I survived? The taxman wished me Happy Birthday. My Dad gave me 10 bucks.
Don't think too much about it, folks. I was boiling chicken livers and gizzards for the cats this morning. I had the fire at full blast, but Lookie still went up there, stuck her paw into the boiling water and pulled out a steaming hot liver. Greed! Yeah I was standing right there, watching and gaping. The liver wasn't done yet so I put it back in the pot, and she stuck a claw in my middle finger. What am I gonna do, huh? She's my kitty, and I have to love her anyway. Later I gave her a chunk of liver, she didn't know what to do with it. She just looked up at me. I pointed to the food, then she ate it.
San Francisco used to be so beautiful. Now it looks like a moat filled with gators to protect the castles of the wealthy. Say... that's a clever idea. Evil but clever. Is that the same plan they have for all those migrants they're sending to the big cities, but instead of drugs it's food? That means they need those migrants! That also means it doesn't matter who you vote for!
Natty, where are you? Please talk to me because I love you. But don't you worry about a thing, my love. Everything will work out just fine for us inshaAllah.
My mother once said I could live my entire life without leaving the house. Well I need groceries, Mom. But otherwise yeah, I guess I adapt quite easily to the cell phone generation. And I don't even look at my phone all the time. Most of the time it's playing tunes.
Natty, where are you? Please talk to me because I love you. Yeah, there's a lot to think about right now. Like how helpless we are in the tides of destiny.
My source tells me that my enemies wish to own the land I live on, then execute me as a squatter. They are already making moves on the land where my grandfather's old house stands next to my house, the land I plan to build my wife's house inshaAllah. My uncle used to own that land but he recently passed away, so the pressure is on the heirs. If I fail to own these two properties then I must move away from this village to be married.
They're not the only fake Muslims out there, it's like a plague. The end of the world, rather. Of course I recognize the type because I used to be like them. But what makes a good man, anyway? Not just to abstain from evil acts, but to share your strength with others.
Natty, where are you? Please talk to me because I love you. I expect you are living out of a suitcase right now, and hanging out with your intellectual friends. Well, keep safe and healthy as you work.
Damned pesky assassins! The hassle is discovering how high the chain of command goes. Anyway, it's movie night! Watch a movie with me! "The Man With The Golden Gun" (1974). This has to be one of my favorite Bond movies. Roger Moore is perfect for the role, and even the campy humor is excellent. A lot of Asia today still looks like what's in the movie despite the skyscrapers. The edge this movie has over modern Bond movies is that Ian Fleming wrote the story. No modern writer would think of a third nipple. Yes, I've been to that island. They sold seashell ornaments.
Natty, where are you? Please talk to me because I love you. I'm guessing you're out of hiding and back in the bosom of your society. Me, I'm just trying to stay ahead of plots inshaAllah, there's always someone plotting, this comes with the job. Alhamdulillah I know how to cook.
My 2 boys Helmut and Otto have always been very close. They're fully grown now. A few days ago, they started fighting with each other, probably over micro-territories. The threats gradually got more intense, until they attracted the attention of their father. Adolf concluded that Otto was the troublemaker, and kicked him out of the house (my being the token human was the enforcer). After a day of staying outside crying his heart out plus a nasty encounter with an orange cat, I let Otto back in at 11 pm and his father forgave him and allowed him to stay. He's been a meek boy since. There may be no heaven on earth, but today I got peace among my kitties, and to me that is a great blessing. Alhamdulillah.
Natty, where are you? Please talk to me because I love you. Like I said before, at least YOU get to have money. Imagine having to put up with all this shit and not have any money. So give your thanks to Allah.
Alhamdulillah. Well here I am, broke as usual. It's a good thing I've been into tortillas lately. Burritos are very filling. I don't roll my burritos like the video above. I used to work graveyard at Taco Time, so I always leave one side of the burrito open. Hey that was a great job, I should have kept it longer. Until today, I always get catatonically drowsy at 5:30 am. Yes folks, you can stuff burritos with rice if you want. Have a "nasi campur" burrito. Don't put any bones in there.
I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.
Say, "O humans! Verily I am a messenger of Allah to you, Whose dominion is the heavens and earth. There is no god other than God, Who gives life and death, so believe in Allah and God's messenger, the unlettered prophet who believes in Allah and God's words. Follow him, so you may receive guidance."
The Heights 7:158
I bear witness that there is no deity worthy of worship other than Allah, and I bear witness that Muhammad is the messenger of Allah.
Azham Abdullah. I blog about the Qur'an, I own a business named Shadowplay, and I am the guardian and representative of a singer named Mary Unknown7. You can hear Mary everyday from 11 pm to 1 am PDT, the stream address is https://www.twitch.tv/maryunknown7
