Tuesday, March 12, 2019

The convenience store

Hi Erin!  I think I advised you about 6 years ago to start divesting, or diversifying your income.  Yeah you did, and a lot has happened, and big business is scary, but you are a brave soul and tougher that you give yourself credit for.  We have no power but the Power of Allah.  One thing you are excellent at, whether you realize this or not, is being Queen of the Underground Scene.  There's not really much money there because musicians are generally broke, but you're not the type who cares about nothing but money right?  Plus you should see that music has serious endorsement power, so the sustenance should be there somewhere if you are sincere inshaAllah.

So get back into the scene where you belong, and people love you.  Take me along with you (in spirit at least) because you are MY girl.  Sure there are other fluffy kittens that would die if I didn't catch them, but I have chosen you so don't brood on that.  Get a gang together and hang out at rehearsals.  Get them to put you on the guest list.  Then talk about them on your Instagram.  Stay fit, stay clean and protect your chastity.  Have faith, and God will feed you somehow until the time comes inshaAllah when I fish you out of the States to do Rock and Roll business with me as my wife.  "Where is the endorsement?", you may ask.  Imagine a convenience store.  When the band quits rehearsal for the day or takes a break, they will head out to the convenience store.  You are the imported British candy.















Monday, March 11, 2019

Hot, hot, HOT!

Hello there, my Ladies!  How are you feeling today?  I hope everything is going super smoothly for you, and that you are feeling absolutely marvelous.  Yeah, I know I'm posting a little late today.  It's so bloody hot here even at night, so I went to the mosque and hung out in there to take a nap between prayers.  Air conditioning!  I need air conditioning.  Otherwise, there's not much going on other than the usual.  Now I have to go compose my next outfit, then I'll watch more YouTube.  Bye bye!  I love you!















Sunday, March 10, 2019

That's a cute hat

Hi Natty!  Oh, the sun is coming out in NYC!  You must be feeling oh so comfortable.  There's been too much sun around here.  So hot, hot, HOT!  I loathe hot weather.  I have to take a cold shower in the middle of the night just to get some sleep.  If I had AC, it would probably be running from 11 am to 6 am everyday.  Thank God it rained just now, so the atmosphere has improved to bearable.  I still need to push all this hot air out of my house.  Oh, but that's a cute hat!  How I wish I were there with you!  😭  A spring afternoon on the pier with you sounds so romantic.  Is it strawberry season yet there?  We could get a couple pounds of strawberries and quaff them while we sit on the edge of the pier.  I like those big, fat, juicy ones even though the small red ones are probably sweeter.  I wish we were together, my beautiful Natty.  😭












Saturday, March 9, 2019

Embrace the future

Hi Erin!  The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades.  InshaAllah.

Aaaaahh!!  Second Life changed something about the graphics, now everything that's flexi turns out a teal blue.  Flexi is what makes hair bouncy, sexy, and blowin' in the wind.  The other option is mesh hair, which is static but (not necessarily) less in complexity thus making the game run more efficiently.  See below how they ruined my hair?  😭
This means I now have less options in hair and skirts.  Maybe they made a mistake, maybe they're still adjusting the light to make it perfect for TV, however I'm inclined to that they have business reasons to phase out flexi.  But how could they get between a girl and her hair?  😭