Qur'an 20171022

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

86.  Say, "No reward do I ask of you for this, nor am I a pretender."

87.  This is no less than a Message to the worlds.

88.  And you shall certainly know the truth of it after a while.

(The letter) Sad 38:86-88
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The Big Bang

Hi Honey!  How are you feeling today?  How was work?  I suppose you are very busy right now, so please eat properly and get enough rest.  This morning I had to go downtown to the gas station, pick up a newspaper for my Dad, and to the market for my Mom.  I needed to put air in the tires of my motorcycle, and get some gasoline.  The tire on my wheelbarrow was feeling kind of soft, so I dismantled that and took it along.  Now my wheelbarrow tire isn't built like the tire of an automobile: it only has 5 bolts holding it together, and cannot handle much air pressure.  I didn't find this out until I filled it up with air, and it exploded with a big bang.  The tube pushed the 5 bolts that kept it together right through the holes, until it popped (and broke off part of my license plate).  The tube kept on expanding until it was the size of a balloon, and it exploded with a loud bang!  Oh, great.  I only had RM30, I had to buy RM10 of gasoline, and now I had to get a new tube.  There won't be much left over for food, and I needed to buy bleach as well.  Can't live without bleach.  When I went to pay for my gasoline, the gas station clerk was staring at me with glazed eyes filled with terror, and his brown skin was all pale.  Hey dude, if I'm standing here giving you money, that means I haven't been shot dead OK?  So I had to run around town to the hardware stores looking for a new inner tube for my wheelbarrow tire.  Blessed be that it was a common item and easy to find.  They told me they always sell out that item.  Looks like I'm not the only one who blows up wheelbarrow inner tubes.

Hey Natty!  Oh goody, you have a laptop!  Come and hang out with me in Second Life.  Oh you don't have to reveal yourself to me right away, I'm sure you would want to work on your avatar first.  You can just be coy and hang out incognito at the chat room and watch me say stupid shit and make an idiot of myself.  No I don't do that often, but mistakes do happen.  Eventually I want you to meet me, but you will have to convince me that you are you, because it would be difficult for me to know, because I get accosted all the time, everyday.  Wha... did you think I was psychic or something?  When you finally make an avatar you like and are ready to meet me, I suggest you post it on your Instagram so I know it's you.  If you're not wanting to go on Second Life, I suggest you use that laptop to find a distraction, or get a hobby, or diversify your business.  Something to waste time while I build you a house inshaAllah.

 

 

 

 

Bananas

Hi Honey!  How are you, my darling?  How was work today?  I hope you are feeling great and everything is going smoothly.  Today is Friday, so I had to go for Friday prayer.  I took it slow in the morning- it took me a couple hours to whip up a batch of coconut croquettes.  Yeah, I had a very slow start, I just felt so sluggish.  But I was active in the evening.  It was hot, but not as hot as yesterday, so voice training today wasn't such a struggle.  I harvested fruit over your house inshaAllah today!  I harvested baby coconuts and bananas.  The coconuts were a bit small, but the squirrels were already going after them so I thought I might as well take them before the squirrels do.  I got a lot of bananas, though.  I'm sure you are familiar with a banana- in the supermarket you would normally buy them in combs.  Well one bunch is about 6 combs in your garden, and I pulled down 4 bunches today.  That's a lot of bananas for your pet monkey.  I don't particularly like these particular bananas, but my Mom loves to make fritters or something with them.  She'll just give away the rest.

Natty, this heat is driving me bananas!  I loathe hot weather.  So I loathe the desert and the sweltering tropical heat.  But I can't move to Canada.  My orders are to stand my ground here.  Yes Honey, I receive my orders by inspiration and by studying the Qur'an.  If I lived in Canada, I would have no influence over Asia, and face it: Asia is the center of the world nowadays.  I think you would love the hot weather, though.  Very few women like cold weather, I've noticed.

I have another wallpaper for you folks out there!  I really like this one.

 

 

 

 

And barely enough time today

How are you, Honey?  How was work today?  Oh, it's been soooo hot around here lately.  I don't have air conditioning anymore, so my house is like a sauna.  At night it's not so hot outside, but inside the heat doesn't seem to want to leave the house.  I'll have to take a cold shower before I sleep, if I want sleep.  And I need my sleep, because I've been busy all day lately.  Doing all sorts of mundane stuff like cleaning, cooking, laundry, shopping... I only managed to squeeze in a less than 10 minute nap before voice training.  And I need that nap, because I quit coffee, and I can put myself into a coma when I sing.  And it was soooo hot!  I stayed outside in the evening, collecting debris from your house inshaAllah, and throwing them on the fire pit.  So many coconuts.  The squirrels here eat coconuts.  They don't like the young coconuts, they prefer the mature ones then chuck the shells on the ground, and I'm the one who has to collect them and burn them.  I barely had time to eat before going to the mosque, and I just got back and I'm writing this letter.  I love you!

Natty, you beautiful girl!  I'm not mad with you Natty, I just want you to be safe that's all.  And I love that sexy photo!  Are you finally getting some free time?  It's so hot here, I sooooo tempted to move to Canada.  Someplace where it never gets hot!  I hate hot weather!  But I'll bet you love hot weather.  Can't go everywhere in a bikini around here.  Gotta dress modestly!

Pina, I can't help you if you have already chosen someone else to marry.  The only thing I can do is ignore you, and find someone else to be my 3rd wife.

 

 

 

 

Qur'an 20171019

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

65.  Say, "Truly I am a warner: no god is there but the One God, Supreme and Irresistible."

66.  The Lord of the heavens and the earth, and all between, Exalted in Might, Able to enforce God's Will, Forgiving again and again.

67.  Say, "That is a Message Supreme."

68.  From which you do turn away!

69.  No knowledge have I of the chiefs on high, when they discuss among themselves.

70.  Only this has been revealed to me: that I am to give warning plainly and publicly.


(The letter) Sad 38:65-70
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Unfinished yesterday

Hm yeah, now that I'm older and have less time, there are a lot of unfinished days.  At least I didn't spend all day in the kitchen today.  How are you, Honey?  It's nice to see you again.  You are looking more beautiful than ever.  I wish I could be the one to butt heads with you, but it's not meant to be just yet.  I started the day off in the kitchen, putting away the dough I made yesterday, then making chicken curry.  It's OK, tastes like chicken curry.  I had rice and eggs for lunch though, and fry bread with the curry for dinner.  I spent the evening cutting grass over at your house inshaAllah.  The west side of the house is the back yard, and there are more saplings there than grass.  I'm not done yet.  Tomorrow I have to clear debris and larger scrub, before I can finish the job with the weed whacker.

Hey Natty!  What a beautiful woman you are.  Who took that snapshot, by the way?  I'm jealous.  It's nice to have sexy photos of you, but your showing off to the world is kind of uncomfortable for me, because I am concerned about your safety, and you are certainly breaking hearts all over the world.  So please be modest OK?  The chat room was full of Canadians last night.  I don't know all that much about Canada, so I didn't have much to say.  I was dressed up like a savage woman, and danced like a maniac.  Well, it's not real but virtual.  I don't dress like that in real life.

I wanted to embed a video about Sharon Tate yesterday, but I wasn't able to because they disabled the embedding.  I posted it before, but I couldn't post it yesterday.  I just wanted to make a point about the importance of prayer, so that God may cover your butt in cases where there can be no foresight, like being in the wrong place at the wrong time.  Like Sharon Tate.  She wasn't Charles Manson's target: Terry Melcher was the target.  She just happened to move into Terry's house after he moved out.

 

 

 

 

Stuck in the kitchen

Hi Honey!  How are you feeling?  How was your day today?  I hope you are keeping yourself safe, and I want you to know that I love you.  As for me, well you guessed it- I was pretty much stuck in the kitchen all day today.  In the morning, I opened up some coconuts for my Mom, and filled up a jug of coconut juice, which she swallowed in one gulp.  Opening the coconuts was labor enough, but then I had to process all the meat that was in there.  So I pried out the meat with a butter knife and a large spoon.  By the time I was done with that, it was time to shower and nap before voice training.  Good thing my parents gave me some food, so I didn't have to cook alhamdulillah.  After voice training, I had to make a batch of dough, then I blended all the coconut meat into a thick and chunky paste.  My Mom gave me some soup, plus I had some store bought curry to finish, so I cooked up some tortillas.  I ate too much today.  I think that always happens when I stay in the kitchen all day.

Hi Natty honey, how are you doing?  Are you finally getting so free time, or is it back to the old grindstone?  Well please make sure you are having fun, and try to focus on relaxation.  Being busy can cause a nervous tummy, I'm sure you know.  If that happens, then you have to keep the food bland.  And please drink lots of water.