Saturday, September 17, 2016

It's not easy being beautiful

But you do it with flair!  Erin honey, if those photos you posted are current, then it looks like you're having fun.  You might as well have some fun, right?  Put your fear in Allah, and have some fun in the meanwhile.

Nat, I don't want you to give up your education.  But campus grounds are not known for being safe havens for young women walking alone.  You can't expect to be a famous model and have the relative safety of being a nobody student.  The two cannot exist at the same time!  Do you understand?  If you have night classes, I want you to drop them.  Day classes only!  Be especially wary of groups of men.  Don't go near them, don't befriend them.

Piene, how's the drink?  I hope it's non-alcoholic.





Friday, September 16, 2016

That's Rock and Roll

And you are a Rock and Roll Babe.  This proves how beautiful you are, when everybody goes bonkers over you.  I guess it's true that blondes have more fun.  I want you to know that I love you with all my heart and I'm always with you.  Everything will be all right inshaAllah.  So please do as I tell you.

ALL OF YOU!

Put your fear in Allah, and pray.  Stay at home if you're not working.  Go out only if you absolutely need to.  Insist that your bosses provide extra security, because you are super hot property now.  Ya Allah, please protect and bless my wives.








Thursday, September 15, 2016

Hello dearest heart

and hearts.  How are you, my beautiful Erin?  How's the view from the top?  I had some big speech I wanted to make, but I forgot what I wanted to say.  I guess I should have ranted when I was in the mood.  I guess the bottom line is that the righteous will inherit the earth, and the afterlife.  So that's good news.

Nat, you're just cranking out those name brands one after another, huh?  Way to go, Sweetie.  Make sure you eat properly and get lots of rest, OK?  Please pray.

And Piene, how's the food today?


Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Chitlins

Yeah!  My Mom gave me some beef intestine the other day, so I cooked me up a mess of chitlins.  At first I was going to grill them as usual, then I pan fried a few while I was waiting for my curry pups to get done, and I liked the way they turned out.  No burning animal fat means no carcinogens!  So I dry fried a kilo of chitlins, and they tasted awesome.  When hot.  Once those things cool down, the liquified fat in them hardens, and it's like eating a truffle that's not sweet but greasy.  Imagine your mouth being caked in wax.  I had to scrape all that stuff off.  No I don't have photos, Erin.  Lesson learned today is that chitlins must be eaten when piping hot.

Girl band?  I don't see any musical instruments!  Are you telling me that you can sing?  I like the little black dress.  Why is it that you're the prettiest girl in the band?

Piene, you're so pretty!  What a beautiful girl.







Tuesday, September 13, 2016

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Qur'an 20160914

104.  Know they not that Allah does accept repentance from God's votaries and receives their gifts of charity, and that Allah is God, the Oft-Returning, Most Merciful?

105.  And say, "Work: soon will Allah observe your work, and God's messenger, and the believers.  Soon will you be brought back to the Knower of what is hidden and what is open, then will God show you the truth of all that you did."

(The Repentance 9:104-105)
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Ah Erin, I know you're longing to see my photos

You take great photos, you know that?  Always well-centered and relevant.  Have you ever thought of being behind the camera?  That way you can pour your heart out to the world and use other people's faces.  And music, too.  Right now, I have to make do with a crummy cell phone camera.  InshaAllah, I will get one of those magnesium-alloy DSLRs, doesn't overheat!  What do you think?

Nat, you're doing absolutely great!  Please have fun, get plenty of rest, and eat properly.  And always know that you people who love you, OK?

Piene, is your heart aching after the recent excitement?  Just be cool, Sweetie.  Everything will be OK inshaAllah.