Too much food is a prank

 

Hi Natty!  How are you?  It must be awfully exciting for you over there.  Happy 4th of July, by the way!  Oh, but you're not American.  You're probably not even in America.  Sigh... travel is truly for the young.  Add glitz and glamor to that, and you must be having a marvelous time.  Now don't you worry about me.  I've already chosen you, and I'm a pretty stubborn guy.  You just enjoy the ride, be MY girl and be faithful OK!

I never prank my cats.  I'm very serious about their health, trust and happiness.  They are my friends, and my precious kitties.  I'm very serious about the food they eat and the snacks I give them.  So I always try to give them exactly what they need.  InshaAllah.  This goes for you too, Natty.  If you happen to get too much of anything, then you must know that it's a prank.  You are being watched for your reaction.  So please have modest desires.

Mary's outfit today is:

:*BABY*: Sparkling Barbie Lipstick

.: MB :.  Barbie Mini Dress

BM Jellby Sandal

JellyRoll - Giselle Hairstyle

[7/11] Diamond Necklace

Here are my picks from the Alexandre Vauthier SPRING 2022 COUTURE collection:

Qur'an 20220704

 In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

1.  Closer and closer to humans comes their reckoning, yet they heed not, and turn away.

2.  Never comes to them of a renewed Message from their Lord, but they listen to it as a joke.

3.  Their hearts toying as with trifles.  The wrongdoers conceal their private counsels: "Is this more than a man like yourselves?  Will you go to witchcraft with your eyes open?"

4.  Say, "My Lord knows every word in the heavens and the earth.  God is the One that Hears and Knows."

The Prophets  21:1-4

Eggs

 

Hi Natty!  Oh, floating boobies!  Not yours, I presume.  You and your buddies must be back in Paris for work.  Did your friends manage to get back to work because they are friends of yours?  That's cool.  Keep it in the family.  Those are some nice girlie pictures Honey, but I expect you've deleted the naughty photos.  I wanna see, I wanna see!

Dammit, I made my pickle brine too salty!  My pickles are already turning into sludge, and I only had a 2 day window of perfection.  I had to blend the rest into relish.  I had to sweeten it a bit, so I added honey.  I don't have any sugar in my house.  It tastes pretty good, though.

The quiche that James Bond made has a sculptured crust, unlike the one that you ate which was made in a circle pan.  I don't know how he made that sculptured crust, it looks like each segment is an equally sized strip of dough.  I only have a toaster oven, because I'm not like you and I'm broke as hell.  But I can still try to make a quiche for you.  I've never made one before, and I have to adapt to the toaster oven.  InshaAllah it will turn out OK and photogenic, but it might take me a couple of tries.  It's a good thing I have plenty of eggs right now.

Mary's outfit today is:

ALESSANDRA - Essential Bikini Bottom USA

Earrings Gold Orchid by ,ariyafox

Pure Poison - Artizan Cloud Pumps

rezology Lightning Legs hair

[HAIKU] Sai Dress

Here are my picks from the Jean Paul Gaultier SPRING 2022 COUTURE collection:

Qur'an 20220703

 In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

133.  They say, "Why does he not bring us a Sign from his Lord?"  Has not a Clear Sign come to them of all that was in the former Books of Revelation?

134.  And if We had inflicted on them a penalty before this, they would have said, "Our Lord!  If only You had sent us a messenger, we should certainly have followed Your Signs before we were humbled, and put to shame."

135.  Say, "Each one is waiting.  Wait you therefore, and soon shall you know who it is that is on the straight and even way, and who it is that has received guidance."

Ta Ha  20:133-135

Grown up

 Hi Natty!  Honey, are you hiding some girlie snapshots from me?  I wanna see, I wanna see!  How's that cold coming along?  England takes some getting used to.  It's the Old World, and you're a New World Nature Girl.  Please don't let the cold fester and infect your lungs.  Fight it all the way, OK?

Remember the little girl above on Norway's Got Talent who sang Billie Holiday?  She's grown up into this:

Damn, that gown is a perfect fit!  But the little girl has gone, though.  It's tough for a child singer to sustain that little girl purity.  Angelina!  Please don't riff so much!  People are trying to sing along!

Mary's outfit today is:

::DS:: Alien Lips Purple

Alli&Ali Designs Bat Hair

LEGENDAIRE INCONDITIONALLY Chest piece

South Sea pearl necklace by Smithy

[[PS]]fulge gown

Here are my picks from the Valentino SPRING 2022 COUTURE collection:

Deep snackology

 

Hi Natty!  How are you feeling?  I'm sure it's been very exciting for you lately, but you're have learned to calm down, be cool, and take it easy.  That's my girl!  I overate for lunch today.  I had to finish off all the won ton skins, and I ate too much.  Ugh.  That made an uncomfortable afternoon.  Dammit!  My snack peanuts don't match with my crunchy anchovies!  My roasted peanuts are sweet for some reason, and I washed the anchovies too much before frying them up.  So the peanuts and anchovies taste great by themselves, but they don't taste good together.  I'm trying to duplicate the quality of my favorite snack peanuts, which always seem to sell out.  I'll get it, inshaAllah.  So I blended half of the peanuts into peanut butter, which should go well with the blackcurrant jam I have.  Cleaning the blender afterwards is a chore, I tell you.  If there's anything that's greasy and sticky at the same time, it's peanut butter.

Mar's outfit today is:

Dakota Deep V cut gown

Alli&Ali Designs Madeline Hair

Natural lips gloss II by Katt Yeetly

Chop Zuey - Katsumi Demi-Parure necklace

VIONA// Kiki shoes

Few people can wear couture everyday.  Mary Unknown7 is one of them.  That's because she's a pop diva.  But alas, my budget doesn't allow for couture everyday.  Not even for virtual clothes.  What is couture, anyway?  Is it just another excuse to get young women to display their bare titties?  My judgment of couture is that it shouldn't be boring, but it shouldn't be an eyesore either.  Schiaparelli seems to have some balls in designing couture.  Here are my picks from the Schiaparelli SPRING 2022 COUTURE collection: