Qur'an 20171122

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

13.  But if they turn away, say, "I have warned you of a stunning punishment like that of the 'Ad and the Thamud!"

Expounded 41:13
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Hm... those clams cost me RM10 for 3 kilos.  You can be sure that most of that weight was the shells.  Do you like clams and shellfish?  I love shellfish, but my tummy sits right on the border of digestion of them or not.  When I buy clams, the first thing I do is rinse or wash them, then steam them in a closed pot to catch the broth.  Those clams generated about half a gallon of clam broth, which is impressive to me because one kilo of ordinary clams usually generate a little over a cup of broth.  The meat was slightly overcooked (I should have left the lid off while I prayed), perhaps I should have shelled them for raw meat, but I wanted that broth.  I had enough broth to make rice vermicelli in soup for lunch today, and some left over for noodles tomorrow.  3 meals for RM10.  Which is OK, considering they were clams.

This show is a rerun.  When you design your home, perhaps you should think about including childproofing.

Qur'an 20171121

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

6.  Say, "I am but a man like you.  It is revealed to me by inspiration, that your God is One God, so stand true to God, and ask for God's forgiveness."  And woe to those who worship many gods.

7.  Those who practice not charity, and who even deny the hereafter.

8.  For those who believe and work deeds of righteousness is a reward that will never fail.

9.  Say, "Is it that you deny God Who created the earth in two days?  And do you join equals with God?  God is the Lord of the worlds."

Expounded 41:6-9
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Big ol' clams!

Hi Honey!  How was your day today?  Nothing out of the ordinary for me, just a lot of housecleaning.  Yeah it has to be done, but if you want to keep me in a good mood you would keep me away from housecleaning.  I was about to finish off the chili for dinner, but I found these huge clams over at the night market!  That made me smile.  If you want to gauge the size of each clam, that's my hand they're resting on.  I've been steaming them for 20 minutes already, I guess at that size they are pretty hard to kill.  I don't want to overcook them though.

Hi Natty honey!  I'm glad to see you happy.  Your happiness makes me happy, and I hope you are happy with me.  Happiness is a glimpse of happiness.  Happiness is no housecleaning.  Happiness is big ol' clams!  I hope I cook them right...

 

Mexican food

Hi Honey!  How are you?  I pray that everything is going nice and easy for you.  Well, life certainly isn't the same as it was 4 years ago.  Your perception and influence has expanded beyond your wildest expectations.  Which would be great, if not for all that rancid gossip.  Their stinky words can make ears smell bad.  I mean literally, ears can smell awful from their talk.  I like to clean my ears with a Q-tip dipped in rubbing alcohol to get rid of the stench.  At this stage of your business, what they want is your endorsement.  Or more accurately, what they want is to do whatever they want with your endorsement.  For example, a bigot hypocrite would not just want the money of your endorsement, but also to trash you and your endorsement.  So ignore them and whatever they say.  Screw 'em.  Now as my wife, you must take my instruction in matters of Islam and no one else, no matter who they are.  This is because if I make an error, then only I get the blame.  But if you make an error, we both get the blame.  So follow only what I tell you about Islam, and nobody else.  If you need to ask about Islam, then ask me.  Please.

Did you get that, Natty?  Follow only my instructions in matters of Islam, and nobody else.  All the globe trotting you've been doing must be very exciting for you.  Which is awesome, I say.  Get your travel kicks in before you marry, because the kids are going to root you into one spot for the kids' sake.  I happy that I don't need to travel to get my job done.  My food is stable, and I don't hurt my tummy.  I use only my own bathroom, and no one else's bathroom.  For dinner today, I had tortillas and extra hot chili.  It tastes great!  Alhamdulillah.  Here's a tip to keep the gas down from the beans: add coriander or cilantro seeds to the chili.

 

Me?

I belong to Allah.
Then I belong to my wives.

 

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Hi there, my beautiful Erin!  How are you feeling today, you gorgeous sweetheart?  It's the weekend again!  Wow, time sure flies... but God allows the time for everything inshaAllah, that's why we must be patient and steadfast.  You have to work weekends, right Sports Princess?  Well it's all the same old day anyway, at least we are together and will be together inshaAllah.  I saw the movie "Avatar" today.  Have you seen that movie?  It's like "Dances With Wolves", but set in an alien jungle.  It's like a confrontation between the godless and the pagans.  The CGI is breathtaking though, and those tall muscular girls are kinda sexy.  Don't those naked people worry about mosquitoes?  Sure there's a living connection to God in all life, but paganism is a rejection of God just like atheism.  Yeah that scientist said that it's a living connection not paganism, but they're worshiping a tree.  One might not immediately see a religious significance to avatars, but there is certainly one in my avatar- if I get to heaven, I will be pretty.  And super virile.

Why hello, beautiful Natty!  It's so good to see you again.  Ironically, I think it's safer for you to be doing beach sports with your buddies than to be in the city, even though I don't particularly agree with your running around naked in public.  I guess I just want my wife all to myself.  But be proactive about being safe OK, and please make sure your bosses provide extra security for you, because you are MY girl.  By the way, I think Trump is becoming fanatically superstitious.  That's why the elephant ban reversal.  Plus, did you know that his sons are safari bounty hunters?  As in pay out bounty.