The cell phone and the portable computer

Wow.  My computer blew up its power supply, so I can't work at Second Life.  Suddenly, I have my nights free.  I spent last night catatonic and gaping, watching TV.  What to do with all this extra time?  Am I really a workaholic?  Do you want to make love?  I guess God has my taking a break of seclusion away from the crowd.  Second Life was getting either too faggy or too many young girls.  I prefer the company of my wife.  Well it seems that l have been forced into a greater isolation, so there is no more "meet and greet" for now.  The only way to connect with me is through my wife.

Oh, you're not here.  Duh.  I think I'll spend my nights playing bass while I watch TV, and work on the next album.  I already have the songs and the story written, but I need to clean it up.  I need to record it, of course.  I need a drum set.  Hey, I'm starting to get the hang of writing on this smartphone.  I like the word assist feature.  I used to use this smartphone as a phone, but I got sick of receiving calls while I was trying to play a game, so I took the SIM card out, and put it in a Nokia brick.  So I have a smartphone as a portable computer, and a phone that's just a phone.  My modem is also portable and a Wi-Fi transmitter, so I use that to connect to the Internet.  I've figured out how to upload files InshaAllah, so I can add some color to these posts.  I need a new computer, ya Allah!  Something that can handle virtual reality....

Natty, what beautiful shoulders you have.  What a dreamy apparition roaming the night you are.  And in Paris too.  What a fairytale.  I just want to reach out and lift your hair....  Oh no, I'm starting to sound like that Carlos guy!

Emergency news flash!

My computer blew up!  Oh dear, the power supply burst into flames.  There was a loud pop, and smoke, then it shut down.  I'm writing this letter on my smartphone right now.  In fact, all my Internet is being handled by my smartphone.  So Second Life is completely out of the question at this time.  I won't be posting many photos or videos either, so please forgive me if only my words seem inadequate.  I don't know when I will be able to get a new power supply.  InshaAllah this means I will be getting a new and better computer.  I hope all is well with you.  I love you.

Coconut as staple food? Part 2

Erin honey, I always thought of you as having the courage to do what you need to do when it matters.  Otherwise, fish swim with the flow as do I.  You can just stand behind me, as you are supposed to do.  Right now, I'm typing with one hand because I'm holding a cat with other.  I have female cats, you know.  I swear, humans need at least 2 pairs of hands as they get older, maybe even another pair growing out of the ankles.  Anyway, what's for lunch today?  I am still inundated with young coconuts, so I have been eating that.  Last night I made a coconut cole slaw, with chopped coconut, garlic, ginger, and hot peppers.  Add salt and pepper.  No mayo needed.  It was awesome!  I had burgers and dough, so I made fresh tortillas from which I made beef and coconut cole slaw wraps.  Delicious!  Easy on the stomach!  Filling!  Alhamdulillah!

Hey Natty honey, how are you feeling?  I told you to take France, did I not?  You must be having an exciting time right now, I envy you so much.  You're beautiful, and you're having lots of fun.  Now calm your heart, Sweetie.  Don't worry, because I'm with you and I always think of you and of how beautiful you are.  Make sure you get as much rest as possible, even though life is a party.  Take naps.  Whenever you feel drowsy, sit back on a chair and close your eyes.  Don't try to sleep, go straight into a dream.

 

 

 

Coconut as staple food?

Hi Honey!  What's for lunch?  I had coconut cream of chicken soup for lunch today.  Yeah, my Mom really loves baby coconut juice as you may know, so yesterday I harvested one of the trees over at your house inshaAllah.  Harvesting coconuts is usually tough work- do you know how much each coconut weighs?  I definitely don't want them falling on my head.  But yesterday, my saw on a stick cut through the stem like a hot knife through butter, and the whole bunch fell straight down at once: 17 coconuts.  Now young coconuts have mostly juice and the older ones we harvest the meat, and these coconuts turned out to be mostly meat.  The meat is too soft to scrape, so I put the meat in the blender with some water, and produced coconut paste/puree.  My Mom gets excited about coconuts, but not necessarily in a positive way.  She only likes coconut juice and coconut milk (which is the meat strained into milk), and she doesn't want to accept my coconut blend as a thick coconut milk anymore.  But it took 7 coconuts to produce one jug of juice for her, and the rest is all meat!  What do I do with it?  I made coconut cream of chicken soup.  I had some chicken bones, so I put that into the coconut blend which was simmering with chopped garlic, butter, and finely diced potato.  I fished the bones out after a while, and picked off the meat to put back into the soup.  I ate the soup with chives and pepper.  It tasted exactly like cream of chicken soup but with the texture of rice porridge, except that the grains had the crunch similar to fresh carrots.  Oh, I should have taken a snapshot, but I was too busy eating it!  It really did look and taste good.  Very filling.

Natty, only the French would wear a dress like that.  Why didn't they give you a bra to wear with that type of dress?  It wouldn't be too out of place I think, especially if the bra was high quality.  It's undoubtedly pretty, but where would you wear a dress like that?  Oh yeah, in France.  But even French women are too modest to wear dresses like that in public without a bra.  Maybe a nude beach?  But you're not naked!  Without a bra, that dress is haute couture.

 

 

 

Qur'an 20170928

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

12.  Truly do you marvel, while they ridicule.

13.  And when they are admonished, pay no heed,

14.  And when they see a Sign, turn it into mockery,

15.  And say, "This is nothing but evident sorcery!"

16.  "What?  When we die, and become dust and bones, shall we be raised up?"

17.  "And also our fathers of old?"

18.  Say, "Yes, and you shall then be humiliated."

19.  Then it will be a single cry, and behold, they will begin to to see!

20.  They will say, "Ah! Woe is us!  This is the Day of Judgment!"

21.  This is the Day of Sorting Out, whose Truth you denied!


Those ranged in ranks 37:12-21
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Kittens!

Aw Erin, I love you.  I love you so very much.  It's been exciting for you recently, so please make sure you give your heart some relaxation time.  I'm kind of hurt that you would prefer to talk regularly to strange guys rather than me.  Am I so hard to talk to?  I can do most of the talking.  Perhaps meeting in Second Life is too much to ask, but I have to be there anyway.  I would give you my email, but I'm not going to post it on your Instagram.  I still get spied on, but at least it's not as public as a blog.  Meet me in SL, and I'll give you my email OK?

Natty, that does look rather French.  You must be super busy, so please make time to rest.  If you feel drowsy, take naps like I told you.  Just sit back somewhere (you would smudge your makeup if you put your head on the table), and close your eyes.  Don't try to sleep- go straight into a dream.

Pina, that's a nice sexy photo.  But real boys don't bother covering their chest like that...

Floofy darling offered me some very nice praise yesterday.  I was voice training, and she was sleeping away somewhere around my feet as usual.  Then she suddenly got up and went pawing away at the speaker, meowing and looking for kittens!  I knew she was looking for kittens, because she's had kittens before.  I was so pleased because she thought my voice sounded like a kitten!  Alhamdulillah.

 

 

 

Catch a cold?

It's supposed to get colder now, so please dress warm,  No more hanging out at the mall in a bikini.  I'm writing rather early today, I dunno it's just a go-with-the-flow kind of thing.  I got my morning chores done, and I cleaned out my house with the engine blower.  That's a handy tool.  I don't expect you would tolerate using that, but it definitely moves more dust than a vacuum cleaner, plus it takes less time which is great for a lazy butt like me.  I have a few errands to run.  I have to do some shopping for my Mom, then pick up a prayer schedule over at the Mufti's (he's the boss Islamic official) office.  Back in the old days, people would look at the position of the sun to know the prayer time, but nowadays everything has been calculated and computerized.  It was a slow day on Second Life yesterday.  Monday you know, but I hung around for a few hours like I'm supposed to.  Oh, I found a use for that failed lentil chili!  Add enough anchovy bouillon and it becomes quite palatable, then I sauteed some chicken liver in butter then added it to the lentils and ate it with fresh tortillas, and it turned out to be delicious!  What an unexpected turn of events.   Well, I'm going to take a shower.  You have a great day, OK?