Thursday, September 22, 2016

Oh Erin, your hair!

Boo hoo hoo hoo hoooo....uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhhuuuu...*sob*  Waaaaahhhhhhh!!!!  **sniffle**  You're beautiful Erin, and I love you with all my heart.

Brad and Angelina....  I read that Angelina complained that Brad was "physical" with the children, and was "verbally abusive".  Angelina filed for divorce on the grounds of "irreconcilable differences".  Beautiful couple, but I didn't think it would last .  As for kids, I believe that I'm going to die first.  I need to make absolutely sure that our kids do not abandon their mother.  I believe that only the fear of God will make the kids go the extra effort to ensure that their mother is close distance to them and well taken care of in her old age.  I intend to be very strict with them in this particular aspect of Islam.  Be ready to accept it.

Hey Nat!  Wassap, beautiful girl?  Wassap, wassap, WASSAP!  You look like a fairy tale princess with that white picket fence in the background.  I'm going to grab that tongue of yours and pull it.

Erin, what's up with that torn T-shirt?

Oh, it's your punk rock look.  I love it!  Love the blue tips!  Please don't lose your blonde hair.  You are beautiful my love, and I love you with all my heart.

Hi beautiful Nat!  Where's that special shoot you promised us?

Piene, you lady.

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Qur'an 20160922

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

15.  But when Our Clear Signs are rehearsed unto them, those who rest not their hope on their meeting with Us say, "Bring us a Qur'an other than this, or change this."  Say, "It is not of my own accord to change it.  I follow nothing but what is revealed unto me.  If I were to disobey my Lord, I should myself fear the Penalty of a Great Day."

16.  Say, "If Allah had so willed, I should not have rehearsed it to you, or would God have made it known to you.  A whole lifetime before this have I tarried among you: will you not then understand?"

Jonah 10:15-16
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Hey there

Hi Erin darling!  You're looking great, my love.  It's nice to see you with a light heart again.  I hope your plans are coming along smoothly.  Please keep safe, pray, and have fun OK?  I love you.

Hi Nat!  You beautiful little sweetheart!  You better watch out, because when you post those sexy photos of yourself you make me want to squeeze you!  Even that baggy right eye is unbearably cute.  It makes me go nuts!  Did you need me for something, by the way?  I'm getting the feeling that you need me for some reason.  Well, you're doing absolutely great you gorgeous girl you, so don't worry OK?  If you need me for whatever, just post it OK?  I'm always with you.

Piene, what's in that drink?

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

What is Islam?

When prophet Muhammad (peace be on him) was alive, there was only one Islam.  After his passing there came many cults and understandings of Islam, but this is not what prophet Muhammad (peace be on him) taught or practiced, so simple logic concludes that these many cults and understandings are not Islam.

People tend to group all cults of Islam as Islam itself, but that is as stupid as calling the Ku Klux Klan or the Kool Aid cult as Christianity.  No, the only Islam is what was practiced by prophet Muhammad (peace be on him).  He called it Islam, not Sunni.

But that was over 1400 years ago.  How can we practice a religion as it was practiced 1400 years ago, when camels have become cars, tents have become skyscrapers, and sight has become television?  It is the Qur'an that is unchanged since then, so if we live the Qur'an then we come closest to practicing Islam as it was practiced by prophet Muhammad (peace be on him).

Cults live bits and pieces of the Qur'an as to what is convenient for them, but that is false worship.  For example, one must ask God for intercession, not prophet Muhammad (peace be on him).

Not even prophet Muhammad (peace be on him) assumed he knew everything there is to know about the Qur'an.  God guides whom God wills.  But it is safe to assume that those who study the Qur'an daily and act according to its instructions is closest to living the Qur'an.

The first written Qur'an is the one compiled by Uthman, a disciple of prophet Muhammad (peace be on him) and the third leader after the passing of the prophet, which is the same Qur'an we use today.  Incidentally, the first cult emerged right after the murder of Uthman, killed while he was reading the Qur'an.

Bamboo shoot curry

Nothing much going on today, dearest hearts.  My food budget still sucks, but I was able to make some bamboo shoot curry this morning.  Tastes awesome!  Alhamdulillah.  I pray you all are keeping safe, and eating properly.  Piene, please make sure you eat properly!

The Boss instructs me to stay away from the disco for a week, so don't look for me there.  Have fun at whatever it is you're doing, and please pray.






Monday, September 19, 2016

Erin, you're looking rather pleased with yourself

and it's making you look absolutely great.  Are you thinking of going to college?  I think it's a great idea.  It would give you something to do while I get my shit together.  Just promise me that whatever major you take that you will fear Allah, and please don't generate toxic waste.  I hate toxic waste.  And please don't forget our love and the man who gives his life to build you a house.

Hi beautiful Nat!  College Queen!  Are you studying hard?  Please do well at school and make me proud.  My source tells me that the money is starting to roll in for you.  I'm not going to take any of your earnings, Sweetie.  Just save it all up and try not to consume interest.  I would like you to start thinking of a real estate investment whenever you can afford it.  A place to stay in your home town.  Canada, not America.

Piene, are you having fun?  You're looking much better than your portfolio photos.  I hope you eat properly.

You all may be pleased to know that I managed to get a bouncing boob animation for my avatar.  Thanks Kitty!  You can't tell from these still pictures, but my boobs bounce when I dance now.  The effect works better for some tops over others, like a tank top over a tube top.