In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Yes my beloved young lady Julia, it's still the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show marathon on Shadowplay TV. Say Julia, who's the boss model over there at Victoria's Secret? Yeah, there's management and all that, but who's the boss model among the girls over there at Victoria's Secret? Yeah, I know you're a family, and I don't want to stir things up maybe, but like my Mom bosses me around all the time, and I have to let her, mostly because I love her. Then I observe how Chee Chee is the top cat of the yard for the simple reason being that she's the only cat allowed in my house, while any other cat that tries to make an illegal entry would get a swift whomp with a broom I hang by the front door. This results in a whole squadron of cats hanging outside my front door waiting to earn their stripes (the most persistent one being a striped cat). Therefore there has to be some sort of a pecking order among the models there at VS. Back in the Jurassic period, the fearsome T-Banks and the motherly Mrs. Klum were clearly the first hogs to the trough. Nowadays it seems that a member of the Brazilian Bureau is Queen Chicken of the henhouse, an educated guess would be Alessandra. But even Brazilian models can grow old, so there inevitably will be a power struggle soon. You people better start taking sides! I'm casting my vote now. I nominate my sweetie Julia to be Boss Model at Victoria's Secret because she's the sexiest, the prettiest, the most beautiful, and the most everything else! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! You go, girl! Please maintain your prayers, and try your best to cover your skin and hide the great beauty that Allah gave you.
And Allah knows those who are our allies, and the ones who are all talk and no positive action. I love you, Julia!
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Qur'an 20120531
27. Say, "Show me those who you have joined with God as partners... by no means! No, God is Allah, the Exalted in Power, the Wise."
28. We have not sent you but as a universalist to men, giving them glad tidings, and warning them, but most men understand not.
29. They say,"When is this promise, if you are telling the truth?"
30. Say, "The appointment to you is for a Day, which you cannot put back for an hour, nor put forward."
31. The unbelievers say, "We shall neither believe in this scripture nor in that before it." Could you but see when the wrongdoers will be made to stand before their Lord, throwing back the word on one another! Those who had been despised will say to the arrogant ones, "Had it not been for you, we should certainly have been believers!"
Sheba 34:27-31
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Show me those who you have joined with God as partners... by no means! No, God is Allah, the Exalted in Power, the Wise.
The appointment to you is for a Day, which you cannot put back for an hour, nor put forward.
28. We have not sent you but as a universalist to men, giving them glad tidings, and warning them, but most men understand not.
29. They say,"When is this promise, if you are telling the truth?"
30. Say, "The appointment to you is for a Day, which you cannot put back for an hour, nor put forward."
31. The unbelievers say, "We shall neither believe in this scripture nor in that before it." Could you but see when the wrongdoers will be made to stand before their Lord, throwing back the word on one another! Those who had been despised will say to the arrogant ones, "Had it not been for you, we should certainly have been believers!"
Sheba 34:27-31
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Show me those who you have joined with God as partners... by no means! No, God is Allah, the Exalted in Power, the Wise.
The appointment to you is for a Day, which you cannot put back for an hour, nor put forward.
Tuesday, May 29, 2012
Letter to Julia 20120529
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
**sniffle** Yes, it's still the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show marathon on Shadowplay TV!!!! **sniffle** Hey, it's been a while since I've had the sniffles, hasn't it? I think it's been about 6 months, would you know? Why it's an issue is because I can't sing when my nose is stuffed up. Now only do sinus fluids ruin my voice, but a lot of my voice comes out through the nose. So the entire Shadowplay train comes screeching to a halt when I get a cold. It was that raging storm from the west yesterday! Plus the dust from my parents' bedroom. But I am still able to sing. For now. InsyaAllah.
Anyway, The Boss instructs me to make a comment about the 2006 show, in particular the last walk titled "A Winter Wonderland of Glacial Goddesses". What's in a word? In this case, "goddesses" which is "pagan", is placed as equal to "angels", in the context of "Christmas", which pertains to "Christianity". Perhaps people have forgotten back in ancient Rome what the pagans did to the Christians in the name of "entertainment", thus "so what?" But in 2006, "goddesses", an element of paganism, is being infused as an element of Christmas, a celebration by Christians, in a popular form of mass media. Oh, it's not Heidi's fault: it's the fault of the person(s) who wrote that line. No, it's not trivial: do they have any respect for God? But I'm not even a Christian, so I suppose it's none of my business. But it does bother God, which makes it everyone's business.
**sniffle** Yes, it's still the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show marathon on Shadowplay TV!!!! **sniffle** Hey, it's been a while since I've had the sniffles, hasn't it? I think it's been about 6 months, would you know? Why it's an issue is because I can't sing when my nose is stuffed up. Now only do sinus fluids ruin my voice, but a lot of my voice comes out through the nose. So the entire Shadowplay train comes screeching to a halt when I get a cold. It was that raging storm from the west yesterday! Plus the dust from my parents' bedroom. But I am still able to sing. For now. InsyaAllah.
Anyway, The Boss instructs me to make a comment about the 2006 show, in particular the last walk titled "A Winter Wonderland of Glacial Goddesses". What's in a word? In this case, "goddesses" which is "pagan", is placed as equal to "angels", in the context of "Christmas", which pertains to "Christianity". Perhaps people have forgotten back in ancient Rome what the pagans did to the Christians in the name of "entertainment", thus "so what?" But in 2006, "goddesses", an element of paganism, is being infused as an element of Christmas, a celebration by Christians, in a popular form of mass media. Oh, it's not Heidi's fault: it's the fault of the person(s) who wrote that line. No, it's not trivial: do they have any respect for God? But I'm not even a Christian, so I suppose it's none of my business. But it does bother God, which makes it everyone's business.
Qur'an 20120530
In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.
22. Say, "Call upon others whom you fancy besides Allah. They have no power, not the weight of an atom, in the heavens or on earth. No share have they therein, nor is any of them a helper to Allah."
23. No intercession can avail in God's Presence, except for those whom God has granted permission. So far that, when terror is removed from their hearts will they say, "What is it that your Lord commanded?" They will say, "That which is true and just, and God is the Most High, Most Great."
24. Say, "Who gives you sustenance, from the heavens and on earth?" Say, "It is Allah, and certain it is that either we or you are on right guidance, or in manifest error!"
25. Say, "You shall not be questioned as to our sins, nor shall we be questioned as to what you do."
26. Say, "Our Lord will gather us together, and will in the end decide the matter between us in truth and justice, and God is the One to decide, the One Who Knows all."
Sheba 34:22-26
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Call upon others whom you fancy besides Allah. They have no power, not the weight of an atom, in the heavens or on earth. No share have they therein, nor is any of them a helper to Allah.
Who gives you sustenance, from the heavens and on earth?
It is Allah, and certain it is that either we or you are on right guidance, or in manifest error!
You shall not be questioned as to our sins, nor shall we be questioned as to what you do.
Our Lord will gather us together, and will in the end decide the matter between us in truth and justice, and God is the One to decide, the One Who Knows all.
22. Say, "Call upon others whom you fancy besides Allah. They have no power, not the weight of an atom, in the heavens or on earth. No share have they therein, nor is any of them a helper to Allah."
23. No intercession can avail in God's Presence, except for those whom God has granted permission. So far that, when terror is removed from their hearts will they say, "What is it that your Lord commanded?" They will say, "That which is true and just, and God is the Most High, Most Great."
24. Say, "Who gives you sustenance, from the heavens and on earth?" Say, "It is Allah, and certain it is that either we or you are on right guidance, or in manifest error!"
25. Say, "You shall not be questioned as to our sins, nor shall we be questioned as to what you do."
26. Say, "Our Lord will gather us together, and will in the end decide the matter between us in truth and justice, and God is the One to decide, the One Who Knows all."
Sheba 34:22-26
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Call upon others whom you fancy besides Allah. They have no power, not the weight of an atom, in the heavens or on earth. No share have they therein, nor is any of them a helper to Allah.
Who gives you sustenance, from the heavens and on earth?
It is Allah, and certain it is that either we or you are on right guidance, or in manifest error!
You shall not be questioned as to our sins, nor shall we be questioned as to what you do.
Our Lord will gather us together, and will in the end decide the matter between us in truth and justice, and God is the One to decide, the One Who Knows all.
Sunday, May 27, 2012
Letter to Julia 20120528
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOODDDD!!!! It's still the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show marathon on Shadowplay TV!!!! But why? I don't know! I do know that I get to see my sweetie! Hi Sweetie! You're so beautiful! I love you so much!
Oooo that storm yesterday that came from the west completely mauled my red hot chilli pepper patch, and the green ones too. It was growing so beautifully, too. My okras are down as well, I'm going to have to try straighten them up. Sigh. I'll just have to buy my peppers for my pepper steak.
Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOODDDD!!!! It's still the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show marathon on Shadowplay TV!!!! But why? I don't know! I do know that I get to see my sweetie! Hi Sweetie! You're so beautiful! I love you so much!
Oooo that storm yesterday that came from the west completely mauled my red hot chilli pepper patch, and the green ones too. It was growing so beautifully, too. My okras are down as well, I'm going to have to try straighten them up. Sigh. I'll just have to buy my peppers for my pepper steak.
Friday, May 25, 2012
Letter to Julia 20120526
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hello there, my beautiful Julia. Is it still the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show marathon on Shadowplay TV? Of course! Do they think we're amateurs around here? And of course the only girl I'm paying any attention to is my Julia. Oh, she's so luscious, and sexy, and I love her so much! I'm praying that we will be married and happy together soon. Our time will arrive soon, my young lady. InsyaAllah.
Hello there, my beautiful Julia. Is it still the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show marathon on Shadowplay TV? Of course! Do they think we're amateurs around here? And of course the only girl I'm paying any attention to is my Julia. Oh, she's so luscious, and sexy, and I love her so much! I'm praying that we will be married and happy together soon. Our time will arrive soon, my young lady. InsyaAllah.
Qur'an 20120526
In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.
3. The unbelievers say, "Never to us will come the Hour." Say, "No! But most surely by my Lord, it will come upon you, by God who knows the unseen, from Whom is not hidden the least little atom in the heavens or on earth, nor is there anything less than that, or greater, but is in a Record Perspicuous."
4. That God may reward those who believe and work deeds of righteousness: for such is Forgiveness, and a Sustenance most Generous.
5. But those who strive against Our Signs, to frustrate them- for such will be a Penalty- a Punishment most humiliating.
6. And those to whom Knowledge has come see that this sent down to you from your Lord- that is the Truth, and that it guides to the Path of the Exalted, Worthy of all praise.
Sheba 34:3-6
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No! But most surely by my Lord, it will come upon you, by God who knows the unseen, from Whom is not hidden the least little atom in the heavens or on earth: nor is there anything less than that, or greater, but is in a Record Perspicuous.
3. The unbelievers say, "Never to us will come the Hour." Say, "No! But most surely by my Lord, it will come upon you, by God who knows the unseen, from Whom is not hidden the least little atom in the heavens or on earth, nor is there anything less than that, or greater, but is in a Record Perspicuous."
4. That God may reward those who believe and work deeds of righteousness: for such is Forgiveness, and a Sustenance most Generous.
5. But those who strive against Our Signs, to frustrate them- for such will be a Penalty- a Punishment most humiliating.
6. And those to whom Knowledge has come see that this sent down to you from your Lord- that is the Truth, and that it guides to the Path of the Exalted, Worthy of all praise.
Sheba 34:3-6
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No! But most surely by my Lord, it will come upon you, by God who knows the unseen, from Whom is not hidden the least little atom in the heavens or on earth: nor is there anything less than that, or greater, but is in a Record Perspicuous.
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