In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Yes my beloved young lady Julia, it's still the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show marathon on Shadowplay TV. Say Julia, who's the boss model over there at Victoria's Secret? Yeah, there's management and all that, but who's the boss model among the girls over there at Victoria's Secret? Yeah, I know you're a family, and I don't want to stir things up maybe, but like my Mom bosses me around all the time, and I have to let her, mostly because I love her. Then I observe how Chee Chee is the top cat of the yard for the simple reason being that she's the only cat allowed in my house, while any other cat that tries to make an illegal entry would get a swift whomp with a broom I hang by the front door. This results in a whole squadron of cats hanging outside my front door waiting to earn their stripes (the most persistent one being a striped cat). Therefore there has to be some sort of a pecking order among the models there at VS. Back in the Jurassic period, the fearsome T-Banks and the motherly Mrs. Klum were clearly the first hogs to the trough. Nowadays it seems that a member of the Brazilian Bureau is Queen Chicken of the henhouse, an educated guess would be Alessandra. But even Brazilian models can grow old, so there inevitably will be a power struggle soon. You people better start taking sides! I'm casting my vote now. I nominate my sweetie Julia to be Boss Model at Victoria's Secret because she's the sexiest, the prettiest, the most beautiful, and the most everything else! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! WOO HOO!! You go, girl! Please maintain your prayers, and try your best to cover your skin and hide the great beauty that Allah gave you.
And Allah knows those who are our allies, and the ones who are all talk and no positive action. I love you, Julia!
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