Born free

 

French movie

 

The lonely ghost

 

Interested?

 

I'm guessing since fashion week is over, you'll be jetting back home.  Be real, Honey.  It's cheaper to scroll at home than on the Seine.  I also need to remind you to stay clean.  It looks like you had fun though, and you'll have to admit that your vibe on the red carpet of Fashion Week was perfection.  I wish I could have been there with you.  But I like doing my thing here too.

Fashion week

 

I don't know about the guy that made this video, but here's my take on his list.  Zendaya looks good.  FKA Twigs looks good.  Charlize Theron looks boring but OK.  That suit on Lisa would have looked better if it had been a skirt with the hemline right above the knees.  Teyana Taylor looks OK.  That's a nice dress on Kylie Jenner.  That dress on Anitta is too nice to be skanky, so I guess it isn't.  Ice Spice looks good.  Meghan Markle looks like a white druid.  Stonehenge!  Who are some of these celebrities, anyway?

I love your look in Chloé.  You're too good looking to be a Chloé model.  You look like French royalty.

The Louvre

 

I'm starting to think that the Paris scene is similar to the LA scene: lots of fake people.  Do you agree?

You should visit the Louvre if you have time.  It might inspire you.  You had better plan your adventures in gay Paris well.  I hear that Paris traffic is murder.

The old days

 

What was I doing in 1991?  Back then fashion was all magazines, and I had my apartment covered in them.  This show had some great outfits.  They sure don't make them the way they used to.