Tuesday, October 16, 2018

Hi Honey

Hi Natty honey!  How are you feeling today?  I hope you are feeling nice and calm, and everything is going smoothly for you.  I want you to know that I think of you all the time, I care for you very deeply, because I love you and I will marry you inshaAllah.  So don't you worry about a thing my precious darling, everything will turn out just great inshaAllah.

I am posting this letter earlier than usual because I want to be at the mosque before sunset.  I try not to miss any of the elderly Qur'an teacher's lectures.  Nothing much happened today, other than the usual.  Nothing special on the menu either, just ramen for lunch and I used up all the curry pups for dinner.  I must show you how I make ramen someday.  It's a great one person meal, and it's not fattening.  Plus, it's delicious.  I love ramen.

Oh, check out my new shoes!  I bought 22 pairs of shoes yesterday.  Great deals!  The new designers are cheaper, and some of them are very good.  I plan to have thousands of shoes.  I love shoes!











Monday, October 15, 2018

Wherever you go, there you are

Aw Natty honey, please don't feel blue.  Everything is going to be just fine, inshaAllah.  I will take sweet loving care of you inshaAllah.  You are my girl.  You are beautiful, and I love you.  I long to be with you, and we will be together inshaAllah, so please be patient.  Perhaps you are finding that even at your escape in Dartmouth, power and excitement follow you there.  That's because you are my Rock and Roll Princess.  It's the same logic as to why I stand my ground here, out in the sticks somewhere in Asia.  Wherever you go, there you are.  This is who we are.  Everyone else is who they are.  You can work in a pizza joint all your life, yet no one can escape tension and adversity.  So do your best with the situation that Allah has given you.  It's what we all have to do.

Yay!  I got a L$150 tip today!  Alhamdulillah!  I'm going to spend it all on shoes!  Shoes, shoes, glorious shoes!  I hope I can get more than 15 pairs of great shoes today.











Sunday, October 14, 2018

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Hi Natty honey!  Wow, you look so sharp for a casual day in the park, so naturally beautiful.  Plus you're so well dressed, you look like a billion bucks!  That you are.  That expression on your face is priceless.  Yeah, there's a lot of silliness going around, and we miss a lot of it too.  Did you notice that ih_tash_shaam guy sounds like he's masturbating?  Ew.  Anyway, I'm so proud of you that you stayed and finished school.  Please do well in your studies, and make us prouder.

Sunday is PINK!  Is this pink?  It's the season for the sweater dress!  Nice and warm, but I can still feel a bit of a draft.  I got killed again during voice training by some jealous lesbian named daggerdyke or something.  Hey lady, get your own girlfriend.  I'm taken.








Saturday, October 13, 2018

God cannot be upstaged

Hi Natty honey!  How are you doing and feeling today, my beautiful and precious Princess?  I hope you are feeling great and having a marvelous time.  Oh it's just another average day for me, doing the same old same old.  After my morning chores, I had to go to the supermarket to get a pint of milk for my dinner.  Instead of cooking lunch today, I bought some "nasi lemak" (rice steamed with coconut milk and served with crunchy anchovies, "sambal tumis" (chillies, onions, and "belacan" (fermented shrimp) blended then fried in oil until saturated) and hard boiled egg) from some ladies at the side of the road.  "Nasi lemak" has many variations, but the one I had today is the most common.  Dinner was pasta with coconut alfredo sauce again, of course that was what the milk was for.  I finally got the thickness of the sauce right.  I used to think that the thicker the alfredo sauce, the better.  Now I know that the correct proportions of sauce and pasta has to be palatable.  It's weird to see the sauce be so runny by itself, then become so thick when mixed with pasta.  I didn't take any snapshots.  It looks like chicken alfredo pasta.  Tastes like it too.  Have you been watching a lot of TV?  I like to watch TV.  The news is very entertaining lately, lots of comedy.  One thing is certain, God cannot be upstaged.  And the universe is God's office.

Oh well.  The computer wants you to watch a movie today.  Please watch "The Wolf of Wall Street" (2013).  At first when I saw Leonardo de Caprio in this movie, I thought he had gotten fat.  Then I realized that he was quite fit: he's just a guy.

When I voice train, I always use the voice channel on Second Life.  As you can see from these snapshots, someone had hijacked the music (streaming) channel.





Friday, October 12, 2018

Friday

Hi Natty honey!  How are you today, my precious darling?  It must be getting colder over there, so that pink winter wear sure looks nice and warm.  Are you relaxing and taking it easy?  I have a feeling you are getting some down time for yourself, which is good.  We need to slow down.  Always conduct your business to slow things down.  Please remember that.  It's just another average day for me.  It's nice and cool though, so I'm in a good mood.  That's one thing to remember about me, if the weather is hot then I'm automatically in a bad mood.  I had trouble getting started with voice training today.  I just learned "XO" by BeyoncĂ©, and I tried to open the set with it.  I usually open the set with a new song, but I couldn't remember the words even though I was staring at the lyrics, so I must have sounded awful.  Then my monitor began to crackle like mad, and I had to fix that and sing at the same time.  Tough beginning today.  I didn't really get my groove until almost an hour into the set.  My Mom gave me some stew, so I had that for lunch.  I made curry pups for dinner, using lentils instead of potatoes.  It turned out awesome.  Alhamdulillah.  Want some?  Oh, I ate them all!













Thursday, October 11, 2018

Traffic

Hi Natty honey!  How are you today, you beautiful creature?  I suspect that things are slow right now, and you are finally getting time to relax.  Well, please make sure you do relax and enjoy your success.  You know the stereotype about singers who just lie around all day doing nothing before they perform, so they can be well-rested and give the best performance?  I think that's true, if not pathetic.  You can't be tired if you want to sing well.  But who has the time, especially if you have to do everything yourself?  Even my motorcycle today didn't like the traffic, it kept on stalling.  But it ran great when the traffic was gone.

The computer wants you to watch a James Bond movie today: "Skyfall" (2012).  Bond is an "old dog" in this movie.  But when has 007 ever been very young?  I think Sean Connery in "Dr. No" was the youngest Bond.  Even Pierce Brosnan looked close to 40 in "Goldeneye".  I'm guessing that the age thing makes a man more alluring, or so is the stereotype.  Do you think your big brother could pass as 40 to play 007?