In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hello beloved Julia, my lady. I'm still watching the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show marathon on Shadowplay TV, so obviously I'm quite busy. I finally went to sleep at 12:30am, when at about 2am my compound was invaded by an army of small children. A whole gaggle of them! It would be difficult for you to understand the great activity occuring around here right now, because you are destined to lag behind. But you are still my wife insyaAllah, and I want you, and I love you, so I will come and get you when the money comes. InsyaAllah.
Meanwhile, please try not to speak face to face with people who want things from you.
Monday, May 21, 2012
Sunday, May 20, 2012
Letter to Julia 20120521
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hi Julia, my love! How are you feeling? Shadowplay TV has been playing nothing but Victoria's Secret Fashion Shows lately, so I'm starting to walk like a model. Don't you agree that Adriana looks better today than she did 7 years ago? She shouldn't call herself "The Goddess", though. Allah is the One Who has power to give sustenance, so seek sustenance from Allah, and worship Allah.
As for you, I can't get enough of you. I want to marry you! I love you, Julia.
Hi Julia, my love! How are you feeling? Shadowplay TV has been playing nothing but Victoria's Secret Fashion Shows lately, so I'm starting to walk like a model. Don't you agree that Adriana looks better today than she did 7 years ago? She shouldn't call herself "The Goddess", though. Allah is the One Who has power to give sustenance, so seek sustenance from Allah, and worship Allah.
As for you, I can't get enough of you. I want to marry you! I love you, Julia.
Friday, May 18, 2012
Letter to Julia 20120519
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
YOOOOOLIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!
Hey love, I'm not a prophet, I'm no angel. I've been to the depths of hell doing rock and roll business, but Allah kept me alive. Allah chose me to do this work and purified me from the past, how could I say no to that? But I can't guide everyone I love. God guides whom God wills.
But my wife is not like other women. Most people know who you are and what you are doing, whether you can see them or not. My God, I get reports of when and what you are grooming! No, I didn't ask for that knowledge, but my wife is not like other women. Most people know who you are and what you signify. You must try to stay quietly inside your home unless you are forced to go out, and maintain regular prayers and regular charity. You cannot make a display of yourself anymore. Yes, you have business commitments, but other than that, do not show yourself off. Do not speak frivolously, for you can make someone fall in obsession easily. Please take your role and the effect you have on others very seriously. God intends to make you clean and spotless.
YOOOOOLIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!
Hey love, I'm not a prophet, I'm no angel. I've been to the depths of hell doing rock and roll business, but Allah kept me alive. Allah chose me to do this work and purified me from the past, how could I say no to that? But I can't guide everyone I love. God guides whom God wills.
But my wife is not like other women. Most people know who you are and what you are doing, whether you can see them or not. My God, I get reports of when and what you are grooming! No, I didn't ask for that knowledge, but my wife is not like other women. Most people know who you are and what you signify. You must try to stay quietly inside your home unless you are forced to go out, and maintain regular prayers and regular charity. You cannot make a display of yourself anymore. Yes, you have business commitments, but other than that, do not show yourself off. Do not speak frivolously, for you can make someone fall in obsession easily. Please take your role and the effect you have on others very seriously. God intends to make you clean and spotless.
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Letter to Julia 20120517
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
I was just exaggerating about not receiving any page views of my love letters to you: of course I have faith in your love blessed by Allah. I just wanted to see the reaction of the crowd. If it is the Will of Allah that I surround and smother you in order to reach you, then it will be so. Do know that it is mandatory for me that I teach you the Qur'an as I intend to marry you. I know I babble sometimes because I don't want to be too heavy, so please forgive me, and may Allah forgive me. I've been writing everyday lately because I've had to go clubbing everyday lately, so I might as well write to you at the same time. It seems that I have to ride the Hand of God in order to reach you. My personal conflict is that I want to be as gentle to you as I would handle a baby bird, and the Hand of God can give a very painful spanking. Perhaps the mistake is mine. Perhaps I've simply been talking too much.
Anyway, if you have been keeping track, Allah has made the actions of the unbelievers unprofitable to them. The people of faith who observed this became more zealous and obedient in their duty to God when they realized what was spoken beforehand regarding the matter was true, unlike the people who watched and sought news from a distance, and would fight but little if they were to be in our midst.
And to copy prophet Muhammad (peace be on him), let me say that if all you want is material wealth and the life of this world, then come to me! I will provide for your enjoyment, then set you free in a handsome manner. But if you seek Allah and God's messenger, and the home of the Hereafter, verily Allah has provided for the well-doers among you a great reward.
I was just exaggerating about not receiving any page views of my love letters to you: of course I have faith in your love blessed by Allah. I just wanted to see the reaction of the crowd. If it is the Will of Allah that I surround and smother you in order to reach you, then it will be so. Do know that it is mandatory for me that I teach you the Qur'an as I intend to marry you. I know I babble sometimes because I don't want to be too heavy, so please forgive me, and may Allah forgive me. I've been writing everyday lately because I've had to go clubbing everyday lately, so I might as well write to you at the same time. It seems that I have to ride the Hand of God in order to reach you. My personal conflict is that I want to be as gentle to you as I would handle a baby bird, and the Hand of God can give a very painful spanking. Perhaps the mistake is mine. Perhaps I've simply been talking too much.
Anyway, if you have been keeping track, Allah has made the actions of the unbelievers unprofitable to them. The people of faith who observed this became more zealous and obedient in their duty to God when they realized what was spoken beforehand regarding the matter was true, unlike the people who watched and sought news from a distance, and would fight but little if they were to be in our midst.
And to copy prophet Muhammad (peace be on him), let me say that if all you want is material wealth and the life of this world, then come to me! I will provide for your enjoyment, then set you free in a handsome manner. But if you seek Allah and God's messenger, and the home of the Hereafter, verily Allah has provided for the well-doers among you a great reward.
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
Letter to Julia 20120516
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Alhamdulillah! I have been receiving tremendous response from these love letters I've been writing to you from many, many people from many groups of people. Not just from real-time interactions from other avatars on the Internet, but also face to face interactions from real people here Perlis, about my love letters to you, as I post them. That's great, but I don't need any more fame. I need my girl. The credit goes to Allah, so let them worship Allah. But the stats on my blog state zero page views everyday for the past few years? Well, it's easier to manipulate data on a web page than many groups of individuals. Perhaps my letters are being copied and distributed as I post it? After all, I don't have a private Internet connection. I don't know. Whatever the case, Allah is the Power, Allah is all I need, and if it is Will of Allah that my love letters to you be read, then it will be so, in spite of the manipulations of people with power, and may their manipulations cost them billions more dollars.
These letters are for you, Julia. Because I love you, and I want to marry you. You are the girl for me, you are my girl. Ya Allah, please protect my Julia, and our love. You had better maintain your prayers, my beloved. I cannot save or protect you as Allah saves and protects. You and your friends.
Alhamdulillah! I have been receiving tremendous response from these love letters I've been writing to you from many, many people from many groups of people. Not just from real-time interactions from other avatars on the Internet, but also face to face interactions from real people here Perlis, about my love letters to you, as I post them. That's great, but I don't need any more fame. I need my girl. The credit goes to Allah, so let them worship Allah. But the stats on my blog state zero page views everyday for the past few years? Well, it's easier to manipulate data on a web page than many groups of individuals. Perhaps my letters are being copied and distributed as I post it? After all, I don't have a private Internet connection. I don't know. Whatever the case, Allah is the Power, Allah is all I need, and if it is Will of Allah that my love letters to you be read, then it will be so, in spite of the manipulations of people with power, and may their manipulations cost them billions more dollars.
These letters are for you, Julia. Because I love you, and I want to marry you. You are the girl for me, you are my girl. Ya Allah, please protect my Julia, and our love. You had better maintain your prayers, my beloved. I cannot save or protect you as Allah saves and protects. You and your friends.
Monday, May 14, 2012
Letter to Julia 20120515
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
On the very top of the mango tree is a mutant fruit. I didn't see it and I didn't know it was there until I was a few steps up the ladder. The problem with the fruits on the higher branches is not just the height, but the branches and leaves themselves block my view and motion. I often find myself teetering on the edge of the ladder holding on to a branch with my left hand and a very long stick with my right hand, trying to shove the mango into a cup at the end of the stick. Oh, who cares about those puny little fruits: I'm only interested in those mondo mangos the size of 38D, even though those don't fit in the cup. More often they balance on the surface of the cup while I slowly slide the stick down where I can reach for it with my left hand, while I gradually climb down the ladder. And those pesky army ants! Anyway, the mutant mango is almost the size of a football, but it's not exactly shaped like a mango: it's like the front end of the fruit is overgrown with with a symmetrical tumor, as if a pumpkin is fused with a mango. I encountered another mutant mango a week ago, but this one is just HUGE. However on the last mutant mango, the tumorous part rotted first. It could be that I dropped it when I picked it, and it fell on a rock which punctured it. InsyaAllah, this mutant mango I have now will ripen perfectly, and I will give it to my Mom. A Mondo Mutant Mango for My Momma!
Hey Julia, the time to really know who your best friends are is when there is trouble. I guess that's the use of trouble, for it brings out the true colors of people. This especially concerns your Islam: who will run, and who will stand their ground? Who will be covetous, and fearful at the prospect of death? And when the trouble is over, who will be the first to bitch and moan?
On the very top of the mango tree is a mutant fruit. I didn't see it and I didn't know it was there until I was a few steps up the ladder. The problem with the fruits on the higher branches is not just the height, but the branches and leaves themselves block my view and motion. I often find myself teetering on the edge of the ladder holding on to a branch with my left hand and a very long stick with my right hand, trying to shove the mango into a cup at the end of the stick. Oh, who cares about those puny little fruits: I'm only interested in those mondo mangos the size of 38D, even though those don't fit in the cup. More often they balance on the surface of the cup while I slowly slide the stick down where I can reach for it with my left hand, while I gradually climb down the ladder. And those pesky army ants! Anyway, the mutant mango is almost the size of a football, but it's not exactly shaped like a mango: it's like the front end of the fruit is overgrown with with a symmetrical tumor, as if a pumpkin is fused with a mango. I encountered another mutant mango a week ago, but this one is just HUGE. However on the last mutant mango, the tumorous part rotted first. It could be that I dropped it when I picked it, and it fell on a rock which punctured it. InsyaAllah, this mutant mango I have now will ripen perfectly, and I will give it to my Mom. A Mondo Mutant Mango for My Momma!
Hey Julia, the time to really know who your best friends are is when there is trouble. I guess that's the use of trouble, for it brings out the true colors of people. This especially concerns your Islam: who will run, and who will stand their ground? Who will be covetous, and fearful at the prospect of death? And when the trouble is over, who will be the first to bitch and moan?
Qur'an 20120515
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
14. And if an entry had been effected to them from the sides, and they had been incited to sedition, they would have certainly brought it to pass, with none but a brief delay!
15. And yet they had already covenanted with Allah not to turn their backs, and a covenant with Allah must be answered for.
16. Say, "Running away will not profit you if you are running away from death or slaughter, and even if, no more than a respite will you be allowed to enjoy!"
17. Say, "Who is it that can screen you from Allah if it be God's wish to give you punishment, or to give you mercy?" Nor will they find for themselves, besides Allah, any protector or helper.
18. Verily Allah knows those among you who keep back, and those who say to their brethren, "Come along to us," but come not to the fight except for just a little while.
19. Covetous over you. Then when fear comes, you will see them looking at you, their eyes revolving like one over whom hovers death. But when the fear is past, they will smite you with sharp tongues, covetous of goods. Such men have no faith, and so Allah has made their deeds of no effect, and that is easy for Allah.
The Confederates 33:14-19
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Running away will not profit you if you are running away from death or slaughter, and even if, no more than a respite will you be allowed to enjoy!
Who is it that can screen you from Allah if it be God's wish to give you punishment, or to give you mercy?
14. And if an entry had been effected to them from the sides, and they had been incited to sedition, they would have certainly brought it to pass, with none but a brief delay!
15. And yet they had already covenanted with Allah not to turn their backs, and a covenant with Allah must be answered for.
16. Say, "Running away will not profit you if you are running away from death or slaughter, and even if, no more than a respite will you be allowed to enjoy!"
17. Say, "Who is it that can screen you from Allah if it be God's wish to give you punishment, or to give you mercy?" Nor will they find for themselves, besides Allah, any protector or helper.
18. Verily Allah knows those among you who keep back, and those who say to their brethren, "Come along to us," but come not to the fight except for just a little while.
19. Covetous over you. Then when fear comes, you will see them looking at you, their eyes revolving like one over whom hovers death. But when the fear is past, they will smite you with sharp tongues, covetous of goods. Such men have no faith, and so Allah has made their deeds of no effect, and that is easy for Allah.
The Confederates 33:14-19
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Running away will not profit you if you are running away from death or slaughter, and even if, no more than a respite will you be allowed to enjoy!
Who is it that can screen you from Allah if it be God's wish to give you punishment, or to give you mercy?
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