Caught in the crossfire

 

Hi Natty!  What's up?  I hope you are keeping calm and doing well over there.  It's just another day over here for me.  I just got done with dinner.  I had rice for a change, with sautéed onions, eggs, and spicy sardines.  Yeah, cat food.  I wanted sunny side up eggs but I'm not very good at cooking eggs, so they ended up scrambled.  Plus the eggs weren't fresh, the shells were brittle and the yolks unstable.  Yeah, so what.  I gave a sardine fillet each to Lookie and Adolf Kitler.  Adolf had a tough time eating his fillet.  No he's not dumb, his head was too big to maneuver the fillet into a comfortable biting position.  He's a bulky boy, a muscular cat.

I've never had an indoors male cat before.  At first, Adolf was planned to live a life of an outdoors cat like most other male cats.  Then Allah killed off Floofy and Adolf's sister Lily, so I kept him inside.  He eventually won my heart, so now I'm glad I didn't put him outside.  He's such a good boy and an affectionate kitty, he's never not used the cat box, and he's aggressive at pest control.  But boys will be boys.  Whenever I step out of the house, he usually follows me.  I always step out into a cage where I keep the motorcycle at night, so there's another door to open before I'm actually outside.  Emma usually waits for me there.  Emma used to be my brother's cat but now I'm the one who feeds her, she's an old kitty about 14 years old.  Adolf is normally friendly with her, but today he attacked her as if she were a pest.  Emma was clearly upset by this, and ran off to my brother's house.  When I walked further outside, I found out why: the brown cat was lurking around the wall.  We all know the brown cat, who incurred Adolf's wrath by flirting with Lookie.  Adolf attacked Emma because the brown cat was close by, and she just happened to be caught in the crossfire!  I knew Adolf was still gunning for him, but I didn't see the brown cat before I opened the door.  When we got back inside I said to Adolf, "You don't have to attack poor Emma like that!  She has nothing to do with the brown cat!"  As you can see from the snapshot above, his attitude is "So what?"  I had a difficult time getting that photo by the way, Adolf refused to pose or sit still.

Hopes and dreams

 

Aw Natty, you look like my hopes and dreams.  I absolutely had to save that snapshot, and I used it to replace the photo of you wearing a chain around your neck.  Remember that one?  Do you like cultured diamonds?  Of course you do.  I do too.  I don't consider them any different in quality than mined diamonds.  All that jewelry is very pretty.  And that's a big 'un on the ring.  The setting doesn't look very strong though, so you can't do gardening or hiking with that ring on.  What kind of ring do you really?  What do you dream of in a ring?  For me, I just want a titanium band.

It's been a rather busy day for me.  I spent the morning driving my mother around.  I took her to get a booster shot, but they wouldn't let her in without an appointment.  I think that sucks, because there were no patients waiting and they could have just looked my mother up in the computer to check her qualifications.  Instead of just sitting around picking their noses and eating snacks.

Anyway, they're calling the sunset prayer now.  A lot of people are jealous of you right now, so please be cautious with your next post OK?  I love you!

The inevitable

 

Hi Natty!  How are you today?  I hope you are well, and keeping safe and healthy.  Today is Sunday, and it's been a busy day as usual.  After the Asr prayer, I had to rush downtown to get a light bulb for my mother's closet.  I could have bought one from the store at the crossroads, but the quality is poor.  That's one thing to watch with LED bulbs.  The LED part lasts forever, but the housing is designed to fail.  So don't buy off-brand LED bulbs.

It is inevitable that my wife lags behind.  Otherwise she would have been suffering poverty and danger with me from at least 13 years ago.  It's been mellow lately alhamdulillah, but it's been a 9 month respite.  I guess Someday We'll All Be Free.  Even if she had been with me since way back then, she and our children might have gotten killed.  Or she abandoned me out of fear and poverty.  Or she turned against me in favor of my enemies.  I would certainly have been doing "things she doesn't understand".  Thus the burden is on me to gain enough power to be able to build and maintain a safe home environment for her and our children.  Therefore, my wife lags behind.  But imagine the kind of woman who would stand by my side through all that.  I guess I will never know.

The other side

 

Hi Natty!  How are you?  How are you coping?  I think you are doing just fine inshaAllah.  You are a resilient girl.  What just happened?  Well you walked through a door, and now you can't turn back.  Here's the news: your world has changed, but the world hasn't changed.  The oceans need cleaning, the climate needs justice, and you are MY girl.  I love you and will marry you inshaAllah.  So hang on tight to me, my beloved.  Please be patient, and pray.

Please make a donation in the name of Allah of a minimum of one US dollar to a worthwhile charity.  It's been a busy day for me, just doing mundane stuff.  I don't need to party and seek adventure anymore, I just need to be consistent.  I spent the evening in the kitchen.  I made chicken tenders, and I'm experimenting with onion rings.  I'm trying to find a routine for onion rings, so that will take a while.  I gave a chicken tender to Lookie and Adolf Kitler.  They love that stuff.  I don't have a movie for you to watch today, but an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation.  It's not on YouTube, so you need to track it down.  It's called "The Royale".

Animals!

 

Oh Natty, so sexy!  Ow!  I LOVE it!  You're making me feel like an animal!  What exciting times for you.  You must be feeling as hot and bothered as I am.  Please guard your chastity, and your health and safety.  Go ahead and be a star.  I love you with all of my heart.

Animals have been my day today.  I didn't even get a chance to tend to my cats when I stepped out of the house this morning.  My brother is out of town, and my mother wanted me to tend to his pets because she can't do it.  He has 3 rabbits, 3 chickens, and I don't know how many cats at this time.  The cats are indoors.  I didn't see them, but I'm sure they saw me.  The litter box was clean and tidy, which means they haven't been using it, but I'm not going to hunt down their poop.  Stuff like that gets found eventually and in this case not by me, thank God.  The rabbits were easy enough to tend to.  My brother has rabbit food growing all over his yard, some kind of rosette I think.  He has a rooster and 2 hens, and getting in the pen was a bit of a crawl.  After doing all that, I had something else to deal with when I got back home.  The neighbor is a duck farmer.  I think he sells the ducks to the local Chinese for Peking Duck.  Apparently not all livestock go meekly to their fate, because I found a duck that made a nest among my banana trees.  I suppose she thought I would be her savior.  But legally she's not my duck, so I picked her up and threw her over the fence.  Then I put the 5 eggs in a plastic bag, and walked around to the neighbor's house and put the eggs on a table outside his front door.  When I walked back my mother saw me and shouted, "Where did you go?  Were you looking for the cock?  He likes to jump over the fence!"  Mother, please!  Don't say things like that, it's rude!  I like girls!  I want to marry my Natty!

Thursday

 

Hi Natty!  How are you today, Honey?  Are you enjoying your trip?  Please keep safe and healthy.  It's Thursday today.  I just had dinner, which was eggs and beans.  I made a fresh batch of cowboy beans yesterday.  My beans have become consistent.  My cats love my cowboy beans!  One detail I want to master is to have them not generate gas.  I think that happens if I didn't shock the beans.  With fire, that is.  Evenings have been short lately, so short that I have little time to cut the grass and feed myself before sunset.  I don't know why that is, perhaps the earth's spin is changing direction or something.  So I cut the grass in the morning today.  The weather has been pleasant lately, but I do risk passing out during Mary's vocal session.  But I managed to get a good nap in just in time before she showed up to the studio.  Anyway, it's sunset now and I have to pray.  I love you!

Painted lady

 

Natty, you're so pretty!  I love you so much!  That's a pretty bag, too.  Your clothes are beautiful, too.  Did they give you that truck?  You're definitely not a painted lady, my precious Natty.  You are a natural girl.

Check out the video above.  It's the end of the world, for sure!  People walking around naked in public just like the caveman days.  You can blame tights/leggings/yoga pants for the public oblivion in this case.  Would you be able to be a guy and walk around in public wearing nothing but body paint?  That would be impossible for people not to notice, unless he covered his willie with a bag or something.  Even then... no, only a woman can pull such a stunt off.  A modern woman in the guise of modern clothes.  Which makes the video above not only lewd, but sexist!

There have been many attacks on Mary Unknown7's avatar lately.  What's the big deal?  Get your own painted lady, people!