Mornings

Oh Natty, you look just positively marvelous when you just wake up.  I would love to wake up to that...  We're going to need a lot of mouthwash probably.  I'm going to need a lot of drugs.  Mornings are not my best time.  At least I don't have to be at the office/restaurant anymore at 8 am.  Yuck!  I wake up everyday at 4 am.  I feed the cats, then do some worship.  Then I work on the computer, and practice bass/guitar at the same time.  By the time the dawn prayer comes, I'm sleepy again.  So I have a second alarm go off at 7:30 am.  Some days I sleep in, but other days I don't.  Like today.  Sunday mornings, I clean my mother's bedroom.  I wake then immediately go out to buy my lunch, after putting some clothes on.  Then I do daily chores like tidy up the kitty litter area, water the plants, collect water, make my coffee and tea, eat a little then go next door to my mother's house.  I probably don't smell that good, but I have to get to work so there's no time to shower, I'm going to be sweating anyway.  On Sundays I have breakfast (some of the rice I bought for lunch) but other days, lunch is breakfast for me.  After lunch I shower, which helps cool me down for my nap.  So everyday is go go go from the moment I wake up, so sometimes I sleep in for pleasure's sake.  This is necessary to get all the daily chores done plus lunch, so I can nap before Mary Unknown7's session.  I need that nap: if it's too hot then I nap in the lotus position in front of the fan.  If I don't nap then Mary would put me to sleep, when I need to be working.

I don't know what she's talking about either, folks

She sure is pretty though, and I love her very much.  I will marry her, inshaAllah.

How old are these women, anyway?  They can sure make a great TikTok video, though.

A face in the crowd

Natty, you're so cute!  I absolutely had to put that photo in my slide show.  It makes me want to kiss you over and over, and your beautiful shoulder too!  Mwah!  It's useful to have professional photographers compose your shots for you, but it's even more helpful to be as pretty as you are.  I don't take selfies anymore.  I've given up all hope of ever being pretty while I'm still alive.  I recently renewed my ID (known as IC here), to update my photo now that I've become an old man.  So here's me, as another face in the crowd.

White butterflies

Hi Natty!  Are you enjoying yourself?  I hope you are having a great time, and feeling calm and relaxed.  There's not much going on here today.  I didn't have to go out anywhere, so it's another "no spending" day.  I vacuum cleaned my mother's house in the morning, and lunch was ramen.  I love ramen!  Dinner was bread and sardines.  I did some burning in the evening, that's where I saw the white butterflies.  They've been hanging around there everyday lately.  Yeah we're all waiting for death, so what else is new.  From Allah is our origin, and to Allah is our return.  They are pretty though so they count as being on my list of pretty things for February, and death is rebirth.  I'm spending a lot of time on Second Life with Mary Unknown7.  I came across hundreds of hairdos recently!  Plus I cleaned the inventory, so there's a lot to do in the wardrobe.  Plus I'm trying to make it a habit to have Mary hang out more at the old spots.

Noodles are noodles?

Hi Natty!  How are you feeling today?  I hope you are enjoying your time at the tropical paradise.  I want to see what you're eating!  Now don't be concerned about jealous people bitching and moaning about you, even if they were to gang up on you.  Everything will be just fine, inshaAllah!  You are a high-ranking member of my gang, while they will never be members of my gang.  It's an exclusive club!

I spent the morning doing laundry, then I had to go downtown to get some glass to fix my mother's window.  I had lunch at KFC.  They screwed up my order: I asked for 2 breasts, and they gave me a thigh and a drumstick.  I guess it's my fault for being vague maybe.  Next time, I'll be more blunt or more graphic when ordering 2 breasts at KFC.  When I got home my Mom had some food ready for me, so I saved that for dinner.  One seemed like some sauteed vegetables, so I cooked up some pita bread and chicken to go with it.  It turned out that it had noodles in it.  Bean noodles.  Noodles are noodles you may think, bean noodles having a different texture than wheat noodles, but it seemed weird to eat noodles with bread.  But it turned out just fine, I used the bread as a chaser.  So dinner was mild but flavorful, and filling.

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Hi Natty!  Oh, you're so glamorous!  That is a beautiful office you have, and so spacious too!  Ah, travel is truly for the young.  Because you really appreciate it.  I've done enough traveling in my life, and now I just want to be like a tree and take root.  So get your travel kicks now while it's given to you, and I will catch you when you tire inshaAllah.  Oh, you want to see my office?  I posted a photo of my office before here in this blog, if you dig deep enough you will find it.  But things have changed somewhat since Mary Unknown7 became my singer, and I don't want to show the public the personal touches Mary has made to my studio.  I have to protect Mary so I keep her hidden, I'll even masquerade as her if I have to.  But here's a photo of an illusion for you all to enjoy:

I think I will post pictures of flowers and other sweet things throughout February, because I love you.  Except on February 14.  Muslims don't celebrate Valentine's Day.

Monday

Hi Natty!  How's it going, beautiful girl?  I hope you are having a great time, and keeping yourself safe, healthy and happy.  It's Monday here for me.  I started off kind of sluggish, because I've been spending much time in front of a computer.  Doing music and fashion!  Yeah it's what I like to do, but sitting down all the time is bad for one's back, I hate to admit that.  My Mom gave me some tofu cooked in "sambal tumis" (blended chillies, onions and "belacan" (fermented shrimp paste) fried in oil until saturated) for lunch.  Yes the same stuff as the squid yesterday but with tofu this time, which I ate with pita bread.  No yard work today.  Yay!  Instead I made a batch of dough, then went to the night market to buy dinner.  I got some "keropok lekor" (crunchy chewy fish sausage), "apom balik" (sweet pancakes stuffed with crushed peanuts), and soy milk.  Would you like some?  It's probably cheaper to cook my own food, but the night market is only once a week and I have money to spare for food.

Would you believe the 13 year old girls nowadays?  Did you act this sexy when you were 13?  I think it's the same all over the world.  Must be the influence of the Internet.