Aw Erin

You beautiful and most precious girl.  You are my love, and I love you so much.  Please don't worry, because everything will be OK inshaAllah.

Sing Erin, Sing!

Aw honey, I love you.  Singing out loud helps clear out the lungs and relieve heartache.  So sing Erin, sing!

Hey Natty, are you having tons of fun?

Hey Pina, are you having tons of fun?

Aw Erin

You precious darling.  You are my girl, and I love you with all my heart.  Come here, and let me embrace you forever.

Remember dear, eat what you feel like eating.  Protect your tummy!  Stomach first, flavor second.

I found some free houses on Second Life, so I'm using them as portable dressing rooms.  I didn't build or design them, but they are free.  Free houses!

Finally it stopped raining

And the sun came out this morning.  That was a very wet weekend, cold too.  Right now it's supposed to be the hot dry season: around here there are only 2 seasons, which are wet and dry.  But there is also weather distortion here, God knows why.  I've come down with the sniffles again.  **sniffle**  I can't sing properly when I have the sniffles.  I still must sing, but it's hell on me and I'm sure it sounds awful.  **sniffle**

How are you, my love?  Are you keeping safe, and having tons of fun?  You are beautiful, and I love you.

How's it going?

My my, you are a BUSY girl.  Over here it's wet, wet, WET.  It's supposed to be hot!  Are you enjoying being the center of attention?  You're beautiful.  Have tons of fun, but please keep safe and get plenty of rest.  Please post often so I know you're OK.  Please pray.

 

 

 

My wife, the professional endorser of food products

If you have no time for getting a full night's sleep, then you must take naps.  Naps are healthier and more efficient than stimulants.  You can nap in cars, during breaks, etc. If you feel drowsy, immediately take a nap if you can.  Tell whoever is around you, "I'm going to shut my eyes and take a short nap, so please excuse me."  Then slouch back in your chair or put your head on the table, and take a nap.  Don't try to fall asleep: that's a waste of time.  Go instantly into a dream.

As my wife, you are automatically a professional endorser of food products.  This power must be used by you, because it will give you and your bosses influence over food and other products.  As my wife, you must whisper "In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful" before taking the first bite: you don't have to let people hear you say that!  You must not eat:
1.. Carrion
2.  Blood
3.  The flesh of swine
4.  food on which other than the name of Allah has been pronounced.
This is a very lenient list, from the Qur'an.  Personally, I don't want you to do drugs or drink alcohol either.

So go out with your family and/or model buddies, and enjoy good food.  You must do this, or people will hate you!  Better yet, have your bosses dress you up nicely, and make reservations for you at classy restaurants.  Eat what you feel like eating: you don't have to eat snails and frogs if you don't want to!

Erin, according to my calculations, you should be able to make good money with a cell phone camera and make video/photographic endorsements at home.  More so, if you get your agency and a production team involved.  This would compromise your privacy, which isn't a blessing and I'm sorry this has to happen, but you do have this power and people will expect you to help them.  Natty, I don't expect you to take a cooking class, but it would be to your advantage if you did.  Pina, you must learn how to make Italian food while living in Milano.  I mean, Milan.




Here are some snapshots of my wearing red at a "Best in Black" competition at the  disco.  I didn't do it on purpose.  The place was packed by the way, so don't be fooled by appearance.

 

 

 

 

Say, that's a great trenchcoat

I want one like that!

Erin, you're so quiet lately.  That's not like you!  You must be busy.  I hope you are staying safe and healthy.  I want you to know that I love you.

Pina, I think it's about time you got a new leather jacket.  If you're a good girl, that is.  If you have relocated to Milan like I told you, I would like your bosses to reward you with a new leather jacket.  Something Italian.  Something that makes you look like a rock star.  Or rock star's wife, rather.  Don't forget to to sign up for a cooking class while in Italy.

Here's a video of a local kid catching a wild king cobra.  If you're wondering what the guy in the background is saying, he's wondering if the snake has any venom.