I'll do the cooking

 

There should be a lot of Shadowplay fans in Spain and Portugal, so I hope you shopped around for a nice place to stream.  Today is also the 10th day of the Hajj, so there should be a lot of cattle sacrifice among the Muslims.

Beware of pickpockets!

At the bullfight!

Change don't change

 

Madrid, Spain!

I love to love tight trousers

 

Women all over the world love to wear tights and tight trousers.  Tights are probably the most popular item of apparel.  I asked someone why she liked tights, she responded "I like the feeling of being held close." So camel toe is a normal thing?

Perhaps a utilitarian perspective would be appropriate.  The crevices could be used to store objects like cell phones and guitar picks.

What?

The poverty cycle

 

University gig.

No pedals

 

Acoustic guitar!

Berlin!

I agree

 

Down with 5 string basses!

Berlin!

Ha?

 

Only Mary Unknown7 could look like Gal Gadot, wave a flag of Ukraine, and try for Malta at the Eurovision!

Crowd pleaser

 

Mary trying out for Malta at the Eurovision!

Relatively in tune

 

Say, that guy looks familiar.  What's his name?  Didn't you use to hang out with him at Gibson?  Didn't he play at one of your benefits?

Anyway, I've never tried true temperament frets.  Sure, I like being in tune.

Yacht party in Greece.

The good ole days

 

Look at how beautiful you are!  It's been 2 years since that crossroads, huh!  I certainly remember the effort I put in, trying to get to you.  So do you prefer who you are now, or would you like to go back to the good ole days?  Your clothes were so charming back then.

An old friend once asked me if I would like to return to the times we experienced together.  I said that those days are fun to remember, but I don't want to relive them.

If you were wondering about people who pushed you away before but now they want to hang out with you, I wouldn't want to have anything to do with them.  For me, it's a case of "Fuck you for the way you treated me before".  But you probably want to be friends with them, that's why you think about it.  Well this takes courage, Grace.  Do you really want to risk your heart and body to be part of the gang?  Groups of men, they just want to fuck: there is no exception.  You will need to fight your way out of a bad situation, and I bet you can't.  Leave them alone.  If they bug you, tell them they scare you then call the cops.  Friendships that happen naturally without your trying too hard are the best.  My best friends are cats and Allah.

At the pantheon.  The crowd is huge, but far away!

No, look that way instead

 

I expect the Jewish mob are building another sphere somewhere in the Middle East.  No I didn't give them the idea, they thought of it themselves.  What do you do when you gather wealth as gangsters?  You try to get everyone else to think that you're elevated.  The Sphere is a great place to program the illusion of miracles.  Too bad for them the real action is somewhere else.

Horror

 

I'm sorry you're scared about all this success.  Pray and put your fear in Allah, you'll be fine and have a great time.  I don't really feel much of anything myself, it's all the same old same old to me.  I'm grateful to Allah, of course.  Ya Allah, please grant me lots of money to spend on things I want and a new car.

Las Vegas!

I want lamb chops

 

Rio!

The next Michael Jackson

 

Barbin Ili is famous for being that dancing robot doll from China.  I think she's better off doing dance moves like this video.  Too bad she doesn't sing.

Rio!

Big toys

 

Dung fire

 

Live at the not the Met Gala!

Gotta get over that hump

 

Meat buns

 

Those meat buns in the video look pretty good.  I got tired of taquitos.  I got tired of taquitos unraveling, rather.  So I switched to meat buns.  Check it out, I made mini meat buns!  I think buns work better without any salt or spices.  Here the filling is beef, onions and garlic.

Church gig.

Papa cat loves pasta

 

I'm sorry for what happened to you at the airport.  Please try to be patient with the crowd, without becoming a doormat.

The locals here really really want spaghetti, but they don't seem to understand it.  They think it's like cooking fried noodles, but it isn't.  I believe that they can't grasp the concept of "al dente".  Pasta is supposed to be served "al dente", but to the locals it's like "nasi mentah" (not fully cooked rice) and it messes with their emotions.  Well, it isn't rice.  It's pasta.  To work it with Italian style sauces, you must eat pasta "al dente".

Gwen doesn't look too happy because she thinks she failed 80s night.  I don't think she failed, it's that Mary outshined her.  All Mary needed to look 80s was a fanny pack.

Insider trading

 

Party for the old folks!  80s style!