Too much is too much

 

I say anything above 5 grand at a time should be banned.

Hello, Dolly!

 

How are you feeling, Honey?  Grace, say hello to Dolly.  In person, if possible.

Born free

 

French movie

 

The lonely ghost

 

Interested?

 

I'm guessing since fashion week is over, you'll be jetting back home.  Be real, Honey.  It's cheaper to scroll at home than on the Seine.  I also need to remind you to stay clean.  It looks like you had fun though, and you'll have to admit that your vibe on the red carpet of Fashion Week was perfection.  I wish I could have been there with you.  But I like doing my thing here too.

Fashion week

 

I don't know about the guy that made this video, but here's my take on his list.  Zendaya looks good.  FKA Twigs looks good.  Charlize Theron looks boring but OK.  That suit on Lisa would have looked better if it had been a skirt with the hemline right above the knees.  Teyana Taylor looks OK.  That's a nice dress on Kylie Jenner.  That dress on Anitta is too nice to be skanky, so I guess it isn't.  Ice Spice looks good.  Meghan Markle looks like a white druid.  Stonehenge!  Who are some of these celebrities, anyway?

I love your look in Chloé.  You're too good looking to be a Chloé model.  You look like French royalty.

The Louvre

 

I'm starting to think that the Paris scene is similar to the LA scene: lots of fake people.  Do you agree?

You should visit the Louvre if you have time.  It might inspire you.  You had better plan your adventures in gay Paris well.  I hear that Paris traffic is murder.

The old days

 

What was I doing in 1991?  Back then fashion was all magazines, and I had my apartment covered in them.  This show had some great outfits.  They sure don't make them the way they used to.

Frenchy food

 

I guess part of the fun of time spent in Paris is trying out the food.  The French are certainly as sensitive about their food as they are about their fashion.  But do you really want to eat all that shit?  Food poisoning can ruin your fun and your career, so you better play it as safe as possible.  I'm guessing that you have a pretty boring stomach, and there's nothing wrong with that.  Eat what you're comfortable with, and don't let anyone persuade you into eating strange stuff while in a foreign country.  I have more knowledge on what to eat than you, but there's just too much pig in that food.  People need to realize that cuisine has to be halal in order to be global, but they don't care.  They like what they like, and they expect you to like it too.

I thought I saw Mick Jagger

 

Since you're going to Paris, I thought I would post this.  The garment industry has to sell to someone, anyone.  Slobs like me certainly aren't buying.

Don't leave out your stream with Mary while you are there.  She's on at 7 am, and that means you can stream on the streets.  I hear that Paris is a beautiful city.  I've never been to Paris.  Don't be afraid to stream on the streets!  These are the best years of your life.

It's the food

 

Ah to be rich