Saturday, November 8, 2025

Those good ol' days

 

Phil Lynott had a guitar band while played bass.  I was once compared to Phil Lynott, but that wasn't my bag.  I found it easier to just play all the instruments myself.  So do a lot of people nowadays.  It's hard to get and keep a great band together, and I guess it just wasn't my personality to attract a band of comrades.  Thin Lizzy wasn't necessarily a band of brothers but they did seem to function as one despite the lineup changes, led by Phil's aggressive method to running his gang.  You can hear how tight and powerful Thin Lizzy was in this video, even though they were probably completely fucked up.  Phil didn't survive his aggressive approach.

Friday, November 7, 2025

Those good ol' days

 

What an incredible drummer!  Blondie didn't have any guns for hire, especially at this point.  Not that I know of.  They were flat broke.  Of course, eventually they signed it away.

Thursday, November 6, 2025

Wednesday, November 5, 2025

Tuesday, November 4, 2025

Monday, November 3, 2025

Sunday, November 2, 2025

The waddle walk

 

Grace you have money, so please don't get bloated.  Don't be anorexic, either.  Be a balanced woman.

One thing you need to protect while you are young is the way you walk.  Part of the process of getting fat is the waddle walk.  Everybody does it.  Because of pain.  The solution is to make the effort to walk straight in spite of the pain.  If you give in to the pain and continue to walk like above, you will lose control of your body.  And you will become uglier.

Saturday, November 1, 2025

Sugar

 

Waffles!  Butt cement!



Friday, October 31, 2025

Thursday, October 30, 2025

Nice studio

 

You've been in some nice studios lately.  None of the tacky home studio stuff.  I should be envious, but I like my routine.  I'm not going to change it for anyone.  I guess I should get back to it, but Allah told me to back off for a while.  Sounds good to me.  I want to get some new equipment before I continue.

Lol I think Lynn thinks you're a poor little rich girl!

Wednesday, October 29, 2025

Still on microtones

 

Oh, you went out alone to Halloween town?  That's brave of you.  I used to go out by myself often to crowded spots to play, usually with a drum.  I remember jamming out for hours by a busy intersection to "Demolition Man".  I think you could have done better than Beethoven, though.  Perhaps come up with some creepy riffs of your own, or even twist Beethoven to the abyss.  I would have been bored to death, but I guess it is Halloween.  Say, can you play that famous chord that comes after those riffs?


Tuesday, October 28, 2025

The golden tree

 

Is a lot of labor!

Monday, October 27, 2025

Adventure!

 

So have you got the gang together yet?  You may think you're Scooby-Doo, but to me you're more like Luke Skywalker.  When you meet a real ghost, remember to chant "I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected."




Sunday, October 26, 2025

Saturday, October 25, 2025

It's only a bubble

 

But what about interest?

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

108.  Say, "O humans!  Now Truth has reached you from your Lord!  Those who receive guidance do so for the good of their own souls.  Those who stray do so to their own loss, and I am not over you to arrange your affairs."

Jonah 10:108

Friday, October 24, 2025

It's only a kiss

 

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

129.  But if they turn away say, "Allah suffices me.  There is no god but God.  On God is my trust.  God the Lord of the Throne Supreme!"

The Repentance 9:129

Thursday, October 23, 2025

We miss you, Karen

 

The way she says "singing".  But what's up with the eyebrows?

Wednesday, October 22, 2025

The next Amy Winehouse

 

She was intoxicated in this video.

Tuesday, October 21, 2025

Monday, October 20, 2025

Sunday, October 19, 2025

Cruisin'!

 


I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

40.  Say, "Think you to yourselves if there come upon you the Wrath of Allah or the Moment, would you call upon other than Allah?  If you are truthful!"

The Cattle 6:40


Saturday, October 18, 2025

Life without stats

 

I don't get stats, haven't you noticed?  Don't ignore that!  I am forced to live a spiritual path, but don't we all?  I get my numbers and information from face to face interactions, from decoding lies, and from Allah.  I did it without the help of money.  Allah has been generous.

Since I can get by without accurate stats then so can you, and you already have money!

Friday, October 17, 2025

Big snake

 

Honey, I'm afraid you've touched the snake.  It coincides with your benefit show.  When stats are tampered with, that's a sign.   What they want is your money.  So they're going to trick you into signing a binding contract.  DO NOT SIGN.  I advise you to remove that snake ring.  You won't need to be reminded of them.

To dream of a snake:
1.  A small snake is treachery.
2.  A snake your size is a serious health problem.
3.  A giant snake is trouble between countries.
When you see a snake in your dreams, kill it!  But only God can kill the giant snake, so please pray.

Thursday, October 16, 2025

Who are you

 

Nobody butt chew.

Wednesday, October 15, 2025

Tuesday, October 14, 2025

Monday, October 13, 2025

Too much is too much

 

I say anything above 5 grand at a time should be banned.

Sunday, October 12, 2025

Hello, Dolly!

 

How are you feeling, Honey?  Grace, say hello to Dolly.  In person, if possible.



Saturday, October 11, 2025

Friday, October 10, 2025

Thursday, October 9, 2025

Wednesday, October 8, 2025

Interested?

 

I'm guessing since fashion week is over, you'll be jetting back home.  Be real, Honey.  It's cheaper to scroll at home than on the Seine.  I also need to remind you to stay clean.  It looks like you had fun though, and you'll have to admit that your vibe on the red carpet of Fashion Week was perfection.  I wish I could have been there with you.  But I like doing my thing here too.

Tuesday, October 7, 2025

Fashion week

 

I don't know about the guy that made this video, but here's my take on his list.  Zendaya looks good.  FKA Twigs looks good.  Charlize Theron looks boring but OK.  That suit on Lisa would have looked better if it had been a skirt with the hemline right above the knees.  Teyana Taylor looks OK.  That's a nice dress on Kylie Jenner.  That dress on Anitta is too nice to be skanky, so I guess it isn't.  Ice Spice looks good.  Meghan Markle looks like a white druid.  Stonehenge!  Who are some of these celebrities, anyway?

I love your look in Chloé.  You're too good looking to be a Chloé model.  You look like French royalty.

Monday, October 6, 2025

The Louvre

 

I'm starting to think that the Paris scene is similar to the LA scene: lots of fake people.  Do you agree?

You should visit the Louvre if you have time.  It might inspire you.  You had better plan your adventures in gay Paris well.  I hear that Paris traffic is murder.


Sunday, October 5, 2025

The old days

 

What was I doing in 1991?  Back then fashion was all magazines, and I had my apartment covered in them.  This show had some great outfits.  They sure don't make them the way they used to.

Saturday, October 4, 2025

Frenchy food

 

I guess part of the fun of time spent in Paris is trying out the food.  The French are certainly as sensitive about their food as they are about their fashion.  But do you really want to eat all that shit?  Food poisoning can ruin your fun and your career, so you better play it as safe as possible.  I'm guessing that you have a pretty boring stomach, and there's nothing wrong with that.  Eat what you're comfortable with, and don't let anyone persuade you into eating strange stuff while in a foreign country.  I have more knowledge on what to eat than you, but there's just too much pig in that food.  People need to realize that cuisine has to be halal in order to be global, but they don't care.  They like what they like, and they expect you to like it too.


Friday, October 3, 2025

I thought I saw Mick Jagger

 

Since you're going to Paris, I thought I would post this.  The garment industry has to sell to someone, anyone.  Slobs like me certainly aren't buying.

Don't leave out your stream with Mary while you are there.  She's on at 7 am, and that means you can stream on the streets.  I hear that Paris is a beautiful city.  I've never been to Paris.  Don't be afraid to stream on the streets!  These are the best years of your life.

Thursday, October 2, 2025

Wednesday, October 1, 2025

Tuesday, September 30, 2025

Monday, September 29, 2025

One dollar

 

At this time, I have a lot of coins.

Sunday, September 28, 2025

No comment

 

Hi Honey!  Did I make you pee your pants?  So what other celebrities do you want me to invite to your benefit show?  Those two are the only ones that matter to me.

Saturday, September 27, 2025

Dear Taylor Swift

 

Please come to this benefit show at the Brooklyn Bowl in Nashville on October 8, 8pm.  If you still have Grace's jacket then please bring it along.



Friday, September 26, 2025

Dear Matthew McConaughey

 

Please come to this benefit show at the Brooklyn Bowl in Nashville on October 8, 8pm.





Thursday, September 25, 2025

A sip of drink

 

This is the opposite of guitar face.

Wednesday, September 24, 2025

A boat without star power

 

Another attempt to give aid to Gaza via the sea is under way, called the Sumud flotilla.  Greta Thunberg is there, but not much other star power.  So there is little media interest in this via my usual sources.  Perhaps it could gain an impact through social media.  Unfortunately, Israel declares the Sumud convoy is backed by Hamas.  Which is their excuse to wipe them out.  Ya Allah, O Compassionate One, have mercy on this peaceful delegation.


Why do they invest in Israel?  It's just deserts and farmland, and not a lot of it.  To sell weapons, of course.  Nuclear war is unprofitable, but an extended ground campaign can make a lot of money.  And the Mob can sell to both sides, to double the profit.


Israel is already doing its part to provoke the Muslims into fighting, and pulling its citizens into military service.  When the fighting starts, America will draft its young people and send them there to enforce this free market initiative to make America great again.



Tuesday, September 23, 2025

Monday, September 22, 2025

Sunday, September 21, 2025

Aggressive learning

 

I used to go exploring a lot when I was a much younger musician.  The difference between you and me Grace, is that I did it alone.  But I'm not getting any warnings, so you must be comfortable with what you're doing and the company you're keeping.  Just remember that with aggressive learning, all it takes is one mistake and you will never be the same.  So please stay clean, and guard your hands and chastity.

Saturday, September 20, 2025

Rice omelet

 

That rice omelet from the day before was so eggsellent, I had to do it again.  So I made us a couple of burritos for dinner.  Burritos stuffed with burgers, rice omelet and this time spicy baked beans.  You're probably wondering what a rice omelet looks like before I roll it up into the burrito.  That's it below.  Yes, I put some onions in there.  Oh my God, this food is so filling.



Friday, September 19, 2025

Chick singers are trouble

 

Hi Grace!  So... have you finally discovered that chick singers are trouble?  The better and more beautiful they are, the more troublesome they are.  You might think that Mary is pretty easy to deal with.  That's because I'm the one who deals with her, not you.  She's actually one of the most dangerous chick singers around.  It's a good thing she generates a lot of money, huh!  Not for me, she doesn't.  What I get are blood, death, giant lizards, and ghosts.



Thursday, September 18, 2025

Burritos

 

The reason why Beard lost to the burrito is that burritos are low in cost, so it was easy for them to build one that would overwhelm anyone.

I have had a lot of flour and eggs lately, so dinner last night was burritos.  I make my own tortillas.  Home made tortillas have to be perfectly cooked, fresh, and with plenty of huge air pockets, otherwise they're awful.  I wanted to stuff it with an omelet.  I have my own omelet routine, I could put pretty much any topping in it.  But I haven't tried rice, so I made a rice omelet.  It came out excellent!  So dinner was burritos stuffed with burgers, rice omelet and sardine sauce.  Very tasty, very filling.  They were quite large too, and I was stuffed.  But when I put hand over them, they don't seem so big.  I guess I have big hands.



Wednesday, September 17, 2025

I need a new washer

 

Uh oh, fashion shenanigans abound!  I need a new washer.  My washer doesn't spin.  It tries, but it can't do it.  I guess I can still use it somewhat, but I'll have to wring the water out with my hands.  When I ge the money inshaAllah, I'll get a new one of the same model.  Then get the old one repaired, so I have a backup.  Let's see, the model number is MFW-701S.  That should be easy to remember.  MF why 701S.  Why?  MFing WHY???!!!!!



Tuesday, September 16, 2025

Monday, September 15, 2025

Roundwounds!

 

Definitely roundwounds for fretless bass!!  Oh my God, I miss the fretless bass so much...

Sunday, September 14, 2025

The chain

 

This was mixed wrong.  I can't hear the bass.  Which bass?  Exactly.  It needs Dobly. 



Saturday, September 13, 2025

The trouble with music

 

Grace as it is, the best way for a complete stranger to get dangerously close and personal with you is through the Hodge Podge, so please hire your temps wisely.  Sometimes it's better to not hire anyone than to give the job to someone sketchy.  Loyalty is so precious now it's clear that you are making money while others are not.  Why does it need to be a 6 piece band?  If it were just a 4 piece it would be you, Prince and Brandon.  All you need then is a bass player you can trust.

No Honey, I'm afraid you can't move to Canada.  Allah warned me via the Qur'an that if you abandon that house, you will be in big trouble.  Please fight to protect your home.



Friday, September 12, 2025

Conspiracy theory

 

I've labeled this post as "Conspiracy theory" so the dismissal of its being a conspiracy theory will be dismissed before the dismissal occurs.  When something happens is equally important as what happened.  I wouldn't have paid much attention to this matter until I saw the #whitelivesmatter tag on one of the videos of poor Iryna's murder.  Look, they even put up her modeling photos on the video above.

The noise surrounding El Pimpo's collaboration with Epstein is getting too loud, so they needed a distraction.  That's how Charlie Kirk became a martyr, without having to sacrifice El Pimpo himself.  Hell, they couldn't even sacrifice his ear.  But really, you guys are giving poor pathetic El Pimpo too much weight to carry.  He clearly doesn't have the balls nor the integrity to stand up to the Mob.  I know that's not what you want, but don't you agree that it goes against supremacist ideals to knuckle under the Jewish mob?  But the Dems are just as bad.  They're the ones who let the Mob in to control/finance the government in the first place, way back during JFK.



Thursday, September 11, 2025

Wednesday, September 10, 2025

Get Shorty

 


She's the right size for me!



Tuesday, September 9, 2025

Stop right now, thank you very much, I need somebody with a human skull

 

Well, the good news is that Mary's Instagram is back up.  Those are pretty much all the professional photos she's done in her life.  If you looked at them long enough, you could tell that each session was meticulously executed.  You might catch a few extra shots in the slideshow during her stream.  

She doesn't want to be looked at anymore, it probably has something to do with the number 40.  Plus, all the creeps she still has to put up with.  She knows she still has to sing, though.  We are servants of God here at Shadowplay.

Monday, September 8, 2025

40

 

Instagram wants to shut down Mary's Instagram because they think she's not human.  How rude!  I'd like to hear them try to sing, but they're probably just a bunch of bots.  So what if she has zero friends and followers.  That's because I deleted them!  It's called "Rock and Roll management in the social media age".  Plus, the illusion of AI helps get rid of the creeps.  So yeah, if you say so, sure she's AI!

I'm going to go ahead and let them shut down that account.  I want you folks to know that I tried to save that account, but they shut me out.  So no more pictures of Mary.  Grace, I will check up on you via the browser.  Hopefully you will recognize me when I comment.  Or I'll just talk to you from here.  Hang in there, Gorgeous.

Sunday, September 7, 2025

Saturday, September 6, 2025

What?

 

Transgenderism has become an oversized tattoo.

Friday, September 5, 2025

One million dollars

 

In other words, all or nothing.

Hi, beautiful girl!  You don't need a million bucks, do you?  You do need to keep working though, so hang in there OK!  I love you!

Thursday, September 4, 2025

Can't stop!

 

I on the other hand, can't stop!  I'm like an overloaded cargo ship steaming at top speed towards the dock!

I remember last year or so cautioning you about playing live on stage to an audience.  That is better, you are right about that.  And more courageous.  I wish I could be live on stage with you.  But this ship can't be stopped.  You can come along for the ride, if you were faithful.



Wednesday, September 3, 2025

Stage fright

 

I believe what you are feeling is an advanced form of stage fright.  You've realized that the world is a stage and you have to perform 24/7, and play the part of a rock star.  Since you ARE a rock star, then you shouldn't have a problem.  But if you think you are just a little girl playing at being a rock star, then you're going to be very unhappy.

Say, what guitar is that Nancy's playing?



Tuesday, September 2, 2025

Kids

 

Dance moms.

Monday, September 1, 2025

Cruise

 

Hi Grace!  How are you feeling?  I hope you are enjoying your stay in Aspen.  I hear it's a very ritzy place.  We have to enjoy the good stuff as they come along, right?  Beautiful girl.  I want you to know that I love you and care about you.  I also want you to know that it is certain that some people are using your fear against you, to force you to make mistakes.  Please learn to put your fear in God.

I would like to show you this clip about a cruise.  It seems that food is an issue on these cruises, what with being cooped up at sea.  Can't fish and can't cook the fish either.  I've never been on a cruise, especially now, even if I could afford it I don't want to go.  The food probably isn't halal.

Sunday, August 31, 2025

Saturday, August 30, 2025

Home

 

Fight to protect your home.  If you give up this house, your situation will become ugly.


Friday, August 29, 2025

Cat doctor

 

Eh, the cops aren't going to help much, so you better stay out of sight and stop going out alone.  It's the nature of our business: get rid of one guy, and another pops up in his place.  But that's true of life, one taste of death is replaced by another taste of death.  You should start doing research on security details, boss.  You've definitely stepped up in music biz, huh!  So stand your ground and protect your home, understand?  Allah saved my life over and over again, and I had to suffer other people's bullshit plus not have any money.  That's why I keep bugging you to pray and get a close relationship going with God, because the devil is in the details.

Apparently I was right about Otto having kidney disease.  He didn't have the typical symptoms, just a rash on his belly and face.  The vet gave him a couple of shots, but the relief was temporary.  I upgraded his kibble, and that helped.  What really helped were some drugs.  I had some kidney meds left over from when his dad Adolf had a clogged pee pee, so I gave Otto that.  When it worked, it confirmed he has kidney disease.  So he's been on pills ever since.  That's Otto below.  He looked a lot worse, because he kept clawing at his face.  But he's gotten much better, so Alhamdulillah.  Praise God!  He wanted to photographed today- he held that pose for 5 minutes while I fiddled with the camera.




Thursday, August 28, 2025

Doctor

 

It's good to see you get some of your nerve back, Honey.  Don't forget that integrity is a marathon.  But you're not alone.  It's OK to be scared when you put your fear in God.  When you fear the humans, they will definitely consume you.

What do you think of the healer in the video?  It seems fake to me, but it could happen.  If it did happen and the healer did suck the sickness out, where do you think the sickness went?  Into the healer, of course.  Eventually the healer will rot and die.  None of the natural healers I heard of lived past 50.

Is Mary a healer?  If you counted helping people fall asleep, I suppose.  But she also agitates others, so I guess it balances out.

Wednesday, August 27, 2025

Halal

 


Still scared?  Then hide, little Rock Star, hide.  You don't have to show your face.  Use an avatar.  You don't have to go out.  Pray.  Learn to cook, or something.

This video above looks like another greasy dough recipe, like paratta bread, only it's Chinese.  I will have to admit that is a unique way of stuffing the dough, slamming it down to get its flat bread shape.  I can already guess what it tastes like, there has to be a dipping sauce for it.  I like greasy doughs, but I don't like handling it.  So the stuffed breads I make are from dry doughs, like curry pups.  I've been eating curry pups a lot lately.  It's cheap, tasty and filling.



Tuesday, August 26, 2025

More stuff

 

Grace, nailing the guitar solo for "Crazy Train" in front of that crowd right after Ozzy died was the right thing to do.  When you get older and look back on the past couple of weeks, you will wish you could relive them.  I wish I could have been there with you.  I hope you were fucking loud.

Look at how this musician spent his money.  I would be grateful for any one of those tube amps.  Look at all the children's toys that he never opened.  A lonely song for all the birthdays and Christmases he didn't celebrate.  It's not my song, though.  I don't have any money.

Monday, August 25, 2025

Gravy train

 

Yeah for sure, Mary can rile people up even when they're sober.  But it was that guitar solo from "Crazy Train" that pushed them over the edge.

Sunday, August 24, 2025

You've got a friend

 

Grace, if the crowd is scaring you then take Mary back to your bedroom and stream from there.  You don't have to show your face.  You need the money.  You have to buy kibble.

Saturday, August 23, 2025

Star

 

Admit it: you want one of those stars.  But there's too many of them that it's boring, and they all get stepped on.  And you would be placed on the same level as El Pimpo.

Friday, August 22, 2025

The doppelganger pageant

 
Mary Unknown7, including her voice, image and likenesses is a trademark of Shadowplay, a registered business of Malaysia (RA0021863-H).




Thursday, August 21, 2025

Observe what the crowd does here

 

The day after Dimebag Darrell died, I went to the hairdresser in Tempe, AZ.  I told her a famous guitarist got murdered on stage and she reacted with amusement, eyes wide open and a big smile.

Wednesday, August 20, 2025

The marathon

 

Integrity is a marathon.  It's nice to have nice people who are loyal.  It's a shame about the people you love who don't stick around.  They probably have families.

Know this for sure Honey, especially when you're out and about alone on your skateboard: don't rely on the crowd for help.  They are there just to watch the spectacle.  At best, they will be too late.  So be smart, and plan ahead for your movements in real time.  Prevention is the only worthwhile justice.

Tuesday, August 19, 2025

How to sing vocal harmonies

 

Vocal harmonies are the best solution to not having a powerhouse singer.

Monday, August 18, 2025

Vocal harmony

 

I think it's great that you intend to take on lead vocals: people want to hear you sing.  But you should put in some work in it because you're going to get criticized, and we all know how much you hate that.  This means that you must be singing all the time, not just when you have a guitar in your hands.

Vocal harmonies are more powerful than vocals in unison.  Vocal harmonies need to be rehearsed.  With your Hodge Podge politics, the only ones who are present for every gig are you, Prince and Brandon.  So you three are the ones who must carry all the vocals.  Why loyalty?  Because people hear vocals first.  Build your band around people who are loyal.  You will sound the best that way.  Of course you could rehearse harmonies with hired guns, maybe you could get the same results as the Beatles.  Maybe.

Sunday, August 17, 2025

Whatcha gonna do with a girl like that?

 

I'm gonna do her, of course!  What a silly question.  Honey, you can write hits!  This is such a catchy song, and so easy to bounce and sing along to.  It's a hit!  You got the talent, you got the looks and you got the crowd.  It's a sure thing!  InshaAllah.  Now don't be in such a rush to get into the hit parade.  Let it happen naturally, so you have time to spend with your pets.  You don't need the money, right?  So don't do anything foolish like sign your music away.

Oh those low notes are tough, huh.  Maybe you can get one of the boys to sing it.  Or move those low notes up so you can be heard.  Also the the mix in that club is poor.  US sound guys need to step up to the quality of the Japanese.

Instead of the fear if death, put your fear in God.  Pray for protection and forgiveness.  You must pray, all the time, or you will have no connection with God.


Saturday, August 16, 2025

Fashion

 

This isn't a post about fashion actually, I just wanted to bitch about the deplorable selection of apparel available for my hero in Eternium.  I did manage to earn some cosmetic points recently, so I got her some white leggings and a Santa hat.  She actually looks somewhat girlie, finally.  It's sad that a Santa hat is the option to make her look girlie...



Friday, August 15, 2025

Dancing girls

 


Hey, you have more girls in your band lately.  Dancing girls are a big hit!  How about it, Honey?  Get a team of sexy dancing girls to sing backup!  Employ more women!  Don't be a patriarch!



Thursday, August 14, 2025

Asian food

 

Your new songs sound very inspired!  There's certainly a lot to talk about.

It's more of the same for me.  "Eat shit and live".  Even though I've been eating only ramen and curry pups lately, I won't eat the food in the video.  But I can see how people get hooked on durians because it's soft, sweet and creamy.  Don't heed what the guy in the video says about it.  I prefer a vanilla cone, though.  It's cheaper, too.

Wednesday, August 13, 2025

How to get a bigger voice

 

In your case, the first thing you have to do is enunciate.  Slow down and speak each word clearly: there's... a... red... house... over... yonder...  When you are able to speak clearly, then put the words together like a guitar solo.  As a singer, your biggest enemy  is your guitar.  Your guitar sits on your voice like a ton of bricks.  Until you beat or match the tone and expression of your guitar solo, you will always be a wimpy singer.  Your singing in NYC was an improvement, though.  Know your range.  It's more important to be comfortable and confident than to hit those hard to reach notes.

By the way, vibrato isn't in the head.  It's in the throat and chest.

Tuesday, August 12, 2025

Singing

 

Anyone can sing, whether it be some garbled rap or out-of-tune Happy Birthday.  But singing well is not easy.  People talk about a mature voice, which takes a lot of emotional commitment.  Why is that?  Because what is beautiful in a voice can't just be happiness and positivity, because there's not enough of that.  A beautiful voice is also sadness, pain, loss, despair etc.  Sure, there some talented kid singers out there.  But in tandem with music business, few of them survive to become adults.  Or they become insane.

Monday, August 11, 2025

You sound the way you look

 

You sound the way you look.  So does Mary.  Your guitar sounds way bigger than you.  The guys in the video below don't sound the way they look.


Sunday, August 10, 2025

Fishing

 

Your father passed away?  Oh Honey, I'm so sorry.  Please give my condolences to your family.

From Allah is our origin, and to Allah is our return.


Saturday, August 9, 2025

An abandoned giant

 

Hi Grace!  You're awfully quiet.  Ironically, you must be getting into all sorts of trouble in Canada.  I know I'm supposed to frown upon your political maneuvers, but I can't help smiling.  Sigh.

This video made me dizzy and nauseous.  I hope you are able to watch 30 minutes of it, it's very humbling.  Much of the manufacturing equipment was hand made and prototypes.  The aura of the building is very personal.  It might be the shaky camera, but I feel sick just thinking about it.  I swear not to be wasteful with equipment purchases.  InshaAllah.

Friday, August 8, 2025

Stuff

 

Oh Honey, I found the video where you sing backup for the Tedeschi Trucks band.  I think it was mean of them not to let you bring your guitar with you, you didn't have to plug it in.  It's a very slick band though, and Susan does a great job at lead vocals while Derek's slide playing is awesome.

Life is about collecting stuff, right folks?  I love the videos from the Kansai Cleaning Services, they're just so fascinating.  In this one, the guy liked to collect books.  He stuffed every nook in his apartment with books until he got trapped by the front door, and that's where he died.  From what I gather, he died while propped against the mail chute.



Thursday, August 7, 2025

Cute not cute

 

Honey, I'll never get a hit because I don't do things the normal way like you.  Plus you're pretty and you're social, of course people would want to give you stuff.  I've had to create independent solutions when people abandon me and means are denied to me.  Every single time, Allah is the One who bails me out.

That's a beautiful Strat, Honey.  I want a Strat!  Didn't you wish for a vintage Strat for your birthday?  Yours looks like a standard stock item.  Close enough, I guess.  Check out the tiny guitar.  Would you ever play such a guitar?  It's a nice novelty.  People are making so much stuff nowadays, how much stuff can you accumulate?  Where would you put all that stuff?  You're only 19 now.  What about when you turn 60?

Tuesday, August 5, 2025

The big hit

 

It's unlikely that I would ever have a big hit, but it could happen to you.

Monday, August 4, 2025

Nosy Parker

 

Nosy Parker
Bye bye bye
Mind your business
Stay out of mine

I like that song.  Nicely done, beautiful chords, congratulations.  Unfortunately, you're in the wrong business for being left alone.  You may want to consider a career as a statiscian at a weather monitoring station in Antarctica.  The solution is to hide behind me.  I will distract them, inshaAllah.

What do you call someone with a big nose who likes to jump from the roof of one building to another?

Sunday, August 3, 2025

Nice teeth

 

For now.  I hope she gets to keep them.  Being homeless takes a great toll on looks.  Being beautiful is a tremendous disadvantage anyway to a homeless girl, if she wanted to keep her honor.  They live on the streets, but nobody turns to them for street style.

Runway, red carpet and catalog fashion is nice and whatever, but what sells clothes is street style.  People want to look normal, but better than average.  Yeah, silly.  But this is where celebrity comes in, as full time advertising for street style.  Which hasn't changed much since the 80's but one could always look better than average.



Saturday, August 2, 2025

Glamour

 

Does your street style match your professional style?  In your case Honey, I believe it does.  That's bound to change soon, though.  You did sign a contract with the fashion business, so they're going to try to command both of your styles.  And soon.  I've noticed Vogue get busy lately. 

Friday, August 1, 2025

Influence

 

They probably realized they would never get any attention unless they behaved this way.  Cell phone generation!  It's unlikely that any of these girls were on drugs.  What do you think inspired this group act?

Thursday, July 31, 2025

Wednesday, July 30, 2025

Happy Birthday, Grace!

 

Hey look behind you!  Taylor Swift has curly hair!


Tuesday, July 29, 2025

Stay with me

 

Japan says, "Stay with me".  Well, Tokyo.

Monday, July 28, 2025

Don't worship me

 

Worship Allah.

Sunday, July 27, 2025

Ah... travel is for the young

 

Let me guess... You're stuck in a rural part of Japan where everyone is a racist patriarch and doesn't speak English, and there's nothing to do because you're scared so you stay put in your hotel room.  Asia is a different animal than USA, Honey.  Or shall I say, the same?  At least you're not lost.  Are you?  You better eat at the convenience store.


Saturday, July 26, 2025

Iron horse

 

This horse doesn't leave the country.

Friday, July 25, 2025

Too much

 

Please don't do drugs!

Thursday, July 24, 2025

Precision fit

 

I'm sure you have your own methods of acquiring guests for your show.  Of course it's fine, you should know best.   I expect a bumpy start, then becoming huge.  InshaAllah.  Take your time, Honey.  Rather, move at a glacial pace.


Wednesday, July 23, 2025

The waiting list

 

For example, you can tell them to "come back on Open Jam night, and I'll put you on the waiting list".

Tuesday, July 22, 2025

Just fishing

 


Did those videos I posted yesterday worry you?  That stuff pertains only to YouTube.  When you have a lot of subscribers, then the major labels are going to muscle in on you.  Like Rick, you will need a full time lawyer.

As for live streaming, I don't have enough information from you.  You should email me.  From what I see, you've run into the school bully.  Idealism doesn't really work in real life, Honey.  In order to beat the bully, you have to be the bully.  Understand?  Take Mary back into your bedroom if those guys bother you.  Make them understand they don't get their spoonful if they piss you off.  You control the show, the rules are yours to make.  The crowd can be random, but yours is not a random live stream: it's set at a venue.  Put your fear in Allah and plan for EVERYTHING.  Allah can control the random.  You can make them pay to play.

On the other positive side, if you could organize a jam that would work for everyone then you would become a hero.  This isn't an easy situation, and people's feelings are going to get hurt.  You however, must be be emotionless and stay in charge.  The only way you lose is when you quit.  And don't let anybody touch your guitar.  Get some strap locks and take it to the bathroom with you.  You might need it to hit someone.



Monday, July 21, 2025

Sunday, July 20, 2025

The moment

 

Ooh, you're not happy about the clones.  I didn't do it Honey, that's just how people are.  I tried to warn you.  And there's going to be more, so please be ready: some of them might out-Grace you.

Which fireworks climax do you prefer?



Saturday, July 19, 2025

Clones!

 

Grace, is that you?  What are you doing in NYC with John Goodman?  That outfit doesn't suit you!

Do you think Mary has a clone?


Friday, July 18, 2025

Movie night

 

I've seen this movie a million times, how about you?  Well, maybe not a million.  Let's watch it again!

The biggest question I have about this movie is, who was manning the desk when Andi visited Emily at the hospital?

Thursday, July 17, 2025

The urge to spawn

 

Which brings us to the Jeffrey Epstein case.  I haven't done any research on the matter, I can only offer a global perspective.  Those who deny the existence of prostitution are the ones who run it.  Prostitution is a business of slavery.  Put a girl under enough financial stress, and she will sell her body.  

Once upon a time I was looking for a wife, and I got involved with a Dutch model.  Her agency sent her to NYC with the promise of work, but the work didn't materialize and she ran out of money.  I could tell this was a setup for prostitution.  I'm not sure exactly how this wrapped up, but it was positive for her.  I think someone got her out of there via the Dutch embassy.  But one has to have political connections in order to recruit international sex workers...

Nobody wants to fuck the old, fat and ugly (except the seriously perverted), so there has to be some organization to select the highest quality product.  Powerful organization that is able to recruit sex workers from resources that attract children and teens, then use deception to lure them into a trap.  Like entertainment scouts, pageants and of course, modeling agencies.


Wednesday, July 16, 2025

Models

 

So that's where this is going!  The models scene.  It's not a blessing: fashion biz is very competitive!  You will find nicer people in music biz, and that's not saying much.

Don't overwork and don't just do anything the photographer tells you (like jump into a cesspool, for example) OK!  You're going to meet a lot of beautiful people.   The parties are different, too.  Please keep clean and chaste, and don't book conflicting appointments to your stream with Mary.  Protect your hands!



Tuesday, July 15, 2025

I love you just the way you are

 

I'm sure you are well aware that they signed you because you're already famous and making money.  You're too short and too old to be a model.  But you're beautiful, and I love you just the way you are.


Monday, July 14, 2025

Sunday, July 13, 2025