Friday, September 30, 2016

Hello again!

Hi Erin!  I love you!

Hey Nat!  Make sure you have tons of fun OK!  Stay safe.

Dinner was steamed rice with bamboo shoot curry.  Yeah poor man's food, but check out that portion.  Compare it to the keyboard.







Thursday, September 29, 2016

Hi there beautiful Erin!

How are you feeling, my gorgeous little Sweetheart?  I hope you're feeling absolutely great.  I've had a busy day today.  I've been spending time interacting with the newbies (also known as "noobs") of Second Life.  I'm thinking that when the time comes for me to give you your ring inshaAllah, we will meet face to face for the first time on Second Life.  Privacy isn't necessarily better than normal in SL, but the Instant Messenger within the game appears to be comparatively private.  So we can exchange info on how to get you that ring.  So you will need to get yourself an avatar.

Nat, you must be a busy little bee!  Please give yourself time for good times and quality time, and pray.  Don't worry.  Always know that there are people who love you.

Piene, don't pout.






Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Qur'an 20160929

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

52.  At length will be said to the wrongdoers, "Taste you the enduring punishment!  You get but the recompense of what you earned!"

53.  They seek to be informed by you, "Is that true?"  Say, "Aye!  By my Lord, it is the very truth!  And you cannot frustrate it!"

54.  Every soul that has sinned, if it possessed all that is on earth, would fain give it in ransom.  They would declare their repentance when they see the Penalty.  But the judgement between them will be with justice, and no wrong will be done unto them.

55.  Is it not that to Allah belongs whatever is in the heavens and on earth?  Is it not that Allah's promise is assuredly true?  Yet most of them understand not.

56.  It is God Who gives life, and Who takes it, and to God shall you all be brought back.

57.  O humankind!  There has come to you a direction from your Lord, and a healing for that in your hearts, and for those who believe, a Guidance and a Mercy.

58.  Say, "In the Bounty of Allah, and in God's Mercy: in that let them rejoice."  That is better than what they hoard.

59.  Say, "See you what things Allah has sent down to you for sustenance?  Yet you hold some things forbidden, others lawful."  Say, "Has Allah indeed permitted you, or do you invent to attribute to Allah?"

Jonah 10:52-59
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What's going on?

What's happening?  Oh, today I had to take Bat Cat to the vet.  Somehow he managed to get a hole in the left side of his face, and it began to pus up.  I managed to close that wound, but all that pus pooled at his left shoulder.  He was clearly in a lot of pain, and at first I didn't know exactly what was wrong with him.  Then he himself poked a hole into his left shoulder, and I could see all that pus ooze out.  I removed most of it and disinfected his shoulder with rubbing alcohol, and the vet finished the job with antibiotics and painkillers.  Now Batty wants to leave his cage, he's improved that much.  Of course I think some human did that to him.  I was furious.

Erin, you look so lovely and dignified in that Global Citizen photo.  And Nat, Chanel did a wonderful job bringing out how beautiful you are.  Don't be in such a hurry to get the big accounts, Sweetie.  Big Fish like Chanel have to cater to a lot of old women, so they can't play favorites to young women.  Just kick back and just be yourself, because you are already beautiful.  Have fun with your career.  Oh, and Piene you look pretty too.

I found a new hairdo while I was away from the disco.  I think I look Italian now.  Do you think I look Italian?







Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Qur'an 20160928

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

48.  They say, "When will this promise come to pass, if you speak the truth?"

49.  Say, "I have no power over any harm or profit to myself except as Allah Wills.  To every people is a term appointed.  When that term is reached, not an hour can they cause delay, nor can they advance."

50.  Say, "Do you see, if God's punishment should come to you by night or by day, what portion of it would the sinners wish to hasten?"

Jonah 10:48-50
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Monday, September 26, 2016

Qur'an 20160927

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

36.  But most of them follow nothing but fancy: truly fancy can be of no avail against Truth.  Verily Allah is well aware of all that they do.

37.  This Qur'an is not such as can be produced by other than Allah.  On the contrary, it is a confirmation of what went before it, and a fuller explanation of the Book, wherein there is no doubt, from the Lord of the Worlds.

38.  Or do they say, "He forged it"?  Say, "Bring then a Surah like unto it, and call anyone you can, besides Allah, if it be you speak the truth!"

39.  No, they charge with falsehood that whose knowledge they cannot compass, even before the elucidation thereof reached them.  Thus did those before them make charges of falsehood.  But see what was the end of those who did wrong!

40.  Of them, there are some who believe therein, and some who do not.  And your Lord knows best those who are out for mischief.

41.  If they charge you with falsehood say, "My work to me, and yours to you!  You are free from responsibility for what I do, and I for what you do!"

Jonah 10:36-41
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Sunday, September 25, 2016

Nat, you are just soaring high!

Congratulations, you proud little flying peacock.  Redken now, eh?  You're just cranking out those name brands!  Make the most of it Precious, and don't waste money.  The future is now, so make the most of it.  I agree with that guy who commented that you're well-dressed for rush.  College Queen!  If you ever get unsure about things now that the world has gone crazy, just remember this: everybody wants my girl.  MashaAllah (by the will of God).  So take sweet loving care of yourself.  Eat properly, get lots of rest, and pray.

Piene, you are like that naughty kitty who pees wherever she pleases.  But underneath that naughtiness is a sweet and submissive girl.  So let me repeat myself: since you haven't received any sort of dowry, there is no blame on you if you do whatever you feel.  I'm certainly not giving out anymore dowries of music.  Do you realize how fanatical people get about music?  But also know this: that I cannot help you with your career if you are not my wife.  I can't have anything to do with you at all.  What I seek in my wife is chastity and integrity.  So if I happen to lose interest with you for whatever reason, then peace be on you.

It's not easy being beautiful.  Erin, do you want to tell them what people do because of your beauty?  You managed to distract some of them by not being blonde.  Some of them.  Yeah, I like pretty blondes.  My greatest weakness.  And I LOVE Erin.

Anybody want some stuffed won tons?

Qur'an 20160926

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

31.  Say, "Who is it that sustains you from the sky and from the earth?  Or who is it that has power over hearing and sight?  And who is it that brings out the living from the dead, and the dead from the living?  And who is it that rules and regulates all affairs?"  They will soon say, "Allah."  Say, "Will you not then show piety?"

32.  Such is Allah, your real Cherisher and Sustainer.  Apart from Truth, what but error?  How then are you turned away?

33.  Thus is the Word of your Lord proved true against those who rebel.  Verily they will not believe.

34.  Say, "Of your 'partners', can any originate creation and repeat it?"  Say, "It is Allah Who originates creation and repeats it.  Then how are you deluded away?"

35.  Say, "Of your 'partners' is there any that can give guidance towards Truth?"  Say, "It is Allah Who gives guidance towards Truth.  Is then God Who gives guidance to Truth more worthy to be followed, or he who finds not guidance unless he is guided?  What then is the matter with you?  How judge you?"

Jonah 10:31-35
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Saturday, September 24, 2016

Chanel, huh?

Hi Piene!  How are you doing, you beautiful girl?  Are you eating well?  I think you still have a little bit of heartache.  Don't think too much of it Sweetie, it's probably just hormones.  You must follow my instructions, otherwise I would start to think that neither one of us is interested.  You're a model, and a business woman, right?  You need to post photos all the time on your Instagram.  People need to see how beautiful you are.  It doesn't matter what the photos are: your lunch, your room, the streets, your hotel, the airport, whatever!  You're not already at the top so you have to post post post on your way there!  Plus I need to see that you're OK.

Nat honey!  You are doing absolutely MARVELOUS!  That's such a sensuous face Chanel took of you.  I mentioned this before, that me and Karl-baby go back a long way.  Waaaay back to a rather embarrassing period in my life.  But I love Karl-baby.  If you meet up with him, tell him I said Hi.  No, he doesn't know me.  Why should he?  I'm mysterious.

Erin, your hairdresser looks like Hillel Slovak.  Are you sure he isn't a ghost?

Friday, September 23, 2016

Piene, I haven't forgotten you honey

How's the heartache coming along?  Well, few of us truly know what we want anyway, so please don't blame yourself.  So I play the part of a man, and tell you what you want.  So you won't have to think about it!  Please eat properly, and post more photos!

Beautiful Nat!  Peace be on you, honey.  Have fun with your career, OK?

Qur'an 20160924

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

17.  Who does more wrong than such as forge a lie against Allah, or deny God's Signs.  But never will prosper those who sin.

18.  They serve, besides Allah, things that hurt them not, nor profit them, and they say, "These are our intercessors with Allah."  Say, "Do you indeed inform Allah of something God knows not, in the heavens, or on earth?  Glory to God!  And far is God above the partners they ascribe!"

19.  Humankind was one nation, but differed.  Had it not been for a Word that went forth from your Lord, their differences would have been settled between them.

20.  They say, "Why is not a Sign sent down to him from his Lord?"  Say, "The Unseen is only for Allah.  Then wait you.  I too will wait with you."

21.  When We make mankind taste of some mercy after adversity has touched them, behold!  They take to plotting against Our Signs!  Say, "Swifter to plan is Allah!"  Verily, Our messengers record all the plots that you make.

Jonah 10:17-21
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Thursday, September 22, 2016

Oh Erin, your hair!

Boo hoo hoo hoo hoooo....uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhhuuuu...*sob*  Waaaaahhhhhhh!!!!  **sniffle**  You're beautiful Erin, and I love you with all my heart.

Brad and Angelina....  I read that Angelina complained that Brad was "physical" with the children, and was "verbally abusive".  Angelina filed for divorce on the grounds of "irreconcilable differences".  Beautiful couple, but I didn't think it would last .  As for kids, I believe that I'm going to die first.  I need to make absolutely sure that our kids do not abandon their mother.  I believe that only the fear of God will make the kids go the extra effort to ensure that their mother is close distance to them and well taken care of in her old age.  I intend to be very strict with them in this particular aspect of Islam.  Be ready to accept it.

Hey Nat!  Wassap, beautiful girl?  Wassap, wassap, WASSAP!  You look like a fairy tale princess with that white picket fence in the background.  I'm going to grab that tongue of yours and pull it.

Erin, what's up with that torn T-shirt?

Oh, it's your punk rock look.  I love it!  Love the blue tips!  Please don't lose your blonde hair.  You are beautiful my love, and I love you with all my heart.

Hi beautiful Nat!  Where's that special shoot you promised us?

Piene, you lady.

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Qur'an 20160922

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

15.  But when Our Clear Signs are rehearsed unto them, those who rest not their hope on their meeting with Us say, "Bring us a Qur'an other than this, or change this."  Say, "It is not of my own accord to change it.  I follow nothing but what is revealed unto me.  If I were to disobey my Lord, I should myself fear the Penalty of a Great Day."

16.  Say, "If Allah had so willed, I should not have rehearsed it to you, or would God have made it known to you.  A whole lifetime before this have I tarried among you: will you not then understand?"

Jonah 10:15-16
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Hey there

Hi Erin darling!  You're looking great, my love.  It's nice to see you with a light heart again.  I hope your plans are coming along smoothly.  Please keep safe, pray, and have fun OK?  I love you.

Hi Nat!  You beautiful little sweetheart!  You better watch out, because when you post those sexy photos of yourself you make me want to squeeze you!  Even that baggy right eye is unbearably cute.  It makes me go nuts!  Did you need me for something, by the way?  I'm getting the feeling that you need me for some reason.  Well, you're doing absolutely great you gorgeous girl you, so don't worry OK?  If you need me for whatever, just post it OK?  I'm always with you.

Piene, what's in that drink?

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

What is Islam?

When prophet Muhammad (peace be on him) was alive, there was only one Islam.  After his passing there came many cults and understandings of Islam, but this is not what prophet Muhammad (peace be on him) taught or practiced, so simple logic concludes that these many cults and understandings are not Islam.

People tend to group all cults of Islam as Islam itself, but that is as stupid as calling the Ku Klux Klan or the Kool Aid cult as Christianity.  No, the only Islam is what was practiced by prophet Muhammad (peace be on him).  He called it Islam, not Sunni.

But that was over 1400 years ago.  How can we practice a religion as it was practiced 1400 years ago, when camels have become cars, tents have become skyscrapers, and sight has become television?  It is the Qur'an that is unchanged since then, so if we live the Qur'an then we come closest to practicing Islam as it was practiced by prophet Muhammad (peace be on him).

Cults live bits and pieces of the Qur'an as to what is convenient for them, but that is false worship.  For example, one must ask God for intercession, not prophet Muhammad (peace be on him).

Not even prophet Muhammad (peace be on him) assumed he knew everything there is to know about the Qur'an.  God guides whom God wills.  But it is safe to assume that those who study the Qur'an daily and act according to its instructions is closest to living the Qur'an.

The first written Qur'an is the one compiled by Uthman, a disciple of prophet Muhammad (peace be on him) and the third leader after the passing of the prophet, which is the same Qur'an we use today.  Incidentally, the first cult emerged right after the murder of Uthman, killed while he was reading the Qur'an.

Bamboo shoot curry

Nothing much going on today, dearest hearts.  My food budget still sucks, but I was able to make some bamboo shoot curry this morning.  Tastes awesome!  Alhamdulillah.  I pray you all are keeping safe, and eating properly.  Piene, please make sure you eat properly!

The Boss instructs me to stay away from the disco for a week, so don't look for me there.  Have fun at whatever it is you're doing, and please pray.






Monday, September 19, 2016

Erin, you're looking rather pleased with yourself

and it's making you look absolutely great.  Are you thinking of going to college?  I think it's a great idea.  It would give you something to do while I get my shit together.  Just promise me that whatever major you take that you will fear Allah, and please don't generate toxic waste.  I hate toxic waste.  And please don't forget our love and the man who gives his life to build you a house.

Hi beautiful Nat!  College Queen!  Are you studying hard?  Please do well at school and make me proud.  My source tells me that the money is starting to roll in for you.  I'm not going to take any of your earnings, Sweetie.  Just save it all up and try not to consume interest.  I would like you to start thinking of a real estate investment whenever you can afford it.  A place to stay in your home town.  Canada, not America.

Piene, are you having fun?  You're looking much better than your portfolio photos.  I hope you eat properly.

You all may be pleased to know that I managed to get a bouncing boob animation for my avatar.  Thanks Kitty!  You can't tell from these still pictures, but my boobs bounce when I dance now.  The effect works better for some tops over others, like a tank top over a tube top.








Sunday, September 18, 2016

Qur'an 20160919

129.  But if they turn away say, "Allah suffices me.  There is no God but God.  On God is my trust, God the Lord of the Throne Supreme."

(The Repentance 9:129)
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Be cool, baby

Everything will be OK inshaAllah.





Saturday, September 17, 2016

It's not easy being beautiful

But you do it with flair!  Erin honey, if those photos you posted are current, then it looks like you're having fun.  You might as well have some fun, right?  Put your fear in Allah, and have some fun in the meanwhile.

Nat, I don't want you to give up your education.  But campus grounds are not known for being safe havens for young women walking alone.  You can't expect to be a famous model and have the relative safety of being a nobody student.  The two cannot exist at the same time!  Do you understand?  If you have night classes, I want you to drop them.  Day classes only!  Be especially wary of groups of men.  Don't go near them, don't befriend them.

Piene, how's the drink?  I hope it's non-alcoholic.





Friday, September 16, 2016

That's Rock and Roll

And you are a Rock and Roll Babe.  This proves how beautiful you are, when everybody goes bonkers over you.  I guess it's true that blondes have more fun.  I want you to know that I love you with all my heart and I'm always with you.  Everything will be all right inshaAllah.  So please do as I tell you.

ALL OF YOU!

Put your fear in Allah, and pray.  Stay at home if you're not working.  Go out only if you absolutely need to.  Insist that your bosses provide extra security, because you are super hot property now.  Ya Allah, please protect and bless my wives.