Sunday, September 25, 2016

Nat, you are just soaring high!

Congratulations, you proud little flying peacock.  Redken now, eh?  You're just cranking out those name brands!  Make the most of it Precious, and don't waste money.  The future is now, so make the most of it.  I agree with that guy who commented that you're well-dressed for rush.  College Queen!  If you ever get unsure about things now that the world has gone crazy, just remember this: everybody wants my girl.  MashaAllah (by the will of God).  So take sweet loving care of yourself.  Eat properly, get lots of rest, and pray.

Piene, you are like that naughty kitty who pees wherever she pleases.  But underneath that naughtiness is a sweet and submissive girl.  So let me repeat myself: since you haven't received any sort of dowry, there is no blame on you if you do whatever you feel.  I'm certainly not giving out anymore dowries of music.  Do you realize how fanatical people get about music?  But also know this: that I cannot help you with your career if you are not my wife.  I can't have anything to do with you at all.  What I seek in my wife is chastity and integrity.  So if I happen to lose interest with you for whatever reason, then peace be on you.

It's not easy being beautiful.  Erin, do you want to tell them what people do because of your beauty?  You managed to distract some of them by not being blonde.  Some of them.  Yeah, I like pretty blondes.  My greatest weakness.  And I LOVE Erin.

Anybody want some stuffed won tons?

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