Hi Honey! How are you feeling today? I'm sure you have gotten used to being in the Public Eye, and have learned by now how deep the rabbit hole goes. Perhaps you may long sometimes for the anonymity of being a nobody, but you're not a nobody. You're beautiful, and you're MY girl. Right now people are REALLY interested in what you are eating, so please be aware of that. What's for dinner, anyway? I broke my fast with a bowl of ramen, and some cookies. I could have made more food, but I didn't. I was busy cutting grass. I had an active day today. I went to the taxman to drop off a form, I had a haircut, and bought a few groceries and paid my phone bill. Went to Friday prayers. I read in the news that they're going to turn the west side of Langkawi into another Dubai type attraction. That's nice. I think I'll just stay right here, like God ordered me to. I have no interest in Dubai anyway. Even if I had money, I wouldn't go there.
Hi Natty Honey! How's life on the carousel? Or have you gone back to studying how to ride the carousel? Please make sure you keep safe and have fun, and don't be paranoid because that would ruin your fun. Just ride the snake, my love. Right now people are interested in what happened last week. Yes, they want to see you with boys. Please stay away from boys, OK? We're going to be married inshaAllah.
Hi there, Honey! How are you today, my heart? I hope people aren't bugging you too much. It just shows how much they need you, and how beautiful you are. But really, you should tell them to talk to me. I'm not that hard to find. Maybe it's because I'm impossible to talk to? I don't think so. Any, today was a nice cool day, perfect for running around and doing things outside without having to break out a sweat. So I went and paid my water bill and bought some cat food in the morning. Then my parents wanted me to buy some prawn croquettes. Tasty, I suppose. I'm still fasting, and I'm sure they are better hot, but at least I won't have to cook for dinner. In the evening, I finally got around to cutting the grass for the first time this fasting month. I cut the grass in front of your house inshaAllah. I would have gone on working if the rain had not started to fall, but I guess I'll continue tomorrow.
Hi Natty Honey! Are you still mad at me? Please don't be, because I want to look after you and give you a wonderful life. If you are not at school, I'm sure you are in hot demand right now. Stuck in The Matrix! Please make sure they treat you well, OK?
Hi Honey! Are you feeling OK? How was your day today? I hope you are feeling great and that everything is going nice and smoothly for you. Oh, it's just an ordinary day for me. I did my laundry in the morning. I'm still working on my engine blower, so I did a little bit of running around for that. An engine blower moves dust much more efficiently than a vacuum cleaner, especially from high places and hard to reach areas. I still need a broom or brush for cobwebs, though. Dinner was nice and normal. I had steak and fries. Crinkle cut! Want some? Do fries have gluten?
Hey there, Natty Honey! How are you today, Sweetheart? Has the world gone from normal to mad again? It must have, after that last weekend. Today, the computer wants you to watch "The Matrix Reloaded" (2003). I like this one the best out of the trilogy. Very visually stimulating! Action packed! This movie poses a classic choice: save the world or save the girl? I have no choice! I must save the girl!
Hi Honey! How are you feeling today, my love? It's certainly a brave new world, and I kind of feel that we are Adam and Eve in a way. But in a good way, OK? I don't want to make the same mistakes they made. But wherever you go, there you are. People are people all over the world, so don't expect them to behave any better here that they do in America. What matters is that we will be together, inshaAllah. So let's work towards that.
Hey there Natty Honey! Are you having tons of fun? I hope you are. Luka is doing OK, poor kitty. It must be tough for her to stay in the house all her life, but she is a princess after all. She's getting used to the restraining collar. One good thing about the collar is that it covers up the food bowl, so no one can steal her food!
Hi Erin! How are you, Honey? How was your day today? I hope it went fantastic. I'm in a much better mood. I just got word that most people think that I am some glamorous diva with long black hair, like my avatar. Most other people think that that glamorous diva with long black hair is just a stage persona, and that I am actually just a typical white girl with neck length auburn hair, and I wear blue jeans and a red sweater, and I drive a red Porsche. Isn't that amazing? The power of the mind is truly mind boggling. Anyway, Floofy's favorite canned cat food was sold out at the regular supermarket, so I had to hunt for a substitute. It turns out that a few other companies made the same recipe, they even called it the same name. It's just fish in prawn jelly, but I'm glad other companies have caught on to Floofy's food, so I don't have to hunt high and low for a specific brand. And yes, the other brand was acceptable. So far. Meanwhile I had been grinding up the dry cat food and drenching it in water for her, and she expressed that it was also acceptable. By leaving some poop in an open place for me to look at. Even though it was large, it was soft. So which do I choose? I'll go the safe route, and mix canned cat food with rice. It must be torture for businesses to follow the whims of a cat, but I guess that's what the pet food industry is all about.
Hey there, Natty Honey! Oh don't worry about Luka, she's doing just fine. The wound has turned dry and pink, and she can poop and pee just fine. I was worried yesterday that her rectum and vagina were damaged, so I was going to take her to the vet this morning (the vet is closed on weekends in this town). But her condition improved markedly, so the emergency is over, alhamdulillah. Today the computer wants you to watch another Bond movie, "Licence To Kill" (1989) featuring Timothy Dalton as Bond. I don't like Timothy Dalton as Bond. I think he would make a better Leisure Suit Larry, but that's just my opinion. What do you think?
Hi Honey! Did you have a good day today? I slept in today, woke up at 10 am. Wow! I don't do that often, it's the fasting month. But I did have a lot of chores to do, good thing it rained yesterday so I didn't have to water the plants. I'm still having cat issues. I didn't have the time to go shopping for cat food until the evening. Meanwhile, I still had to feed Floofy so put the solid food in the grinder, drenched it with water, and served it to her. It was acceptable, but it remains to be seen what it will do to her tummy. Sensitive eaters. As for Luka, well... there is a slight improvement but I'm still worried. Time will tell.
Hey Natty Honey! How are you feeling? I wish I could be there with you, but this is the situation God has given us. We must do the best we can. "Play the cards we're dealt" so to speak. I do hope you are feeling well. But don't worry so much. Have fun with what you got, everything will turn out just fine. InshaAllah.
Hi Honey! How was your day today? I hope everything went great for you. I had a few cat issues today. First off, the nearest supermarket ran out of the ONLY canned cat food that Floofy likes, but they had the same flavor in pouches, so I bought 4 of those thinking that it would be satisfactory. It turned out that it was not satisfactory when mixed with rice. It's raining right now, and I won't have another opportunity to go shopping until tomorrow evening. Packed schedule, yeah. Wish my wallet were as packed as my schedule. Then Luka's butt got swollen from being licked too much. She does that when she goes in heat, but this time she took it too far, and I had to slap the restraining collar on her. After a day of wiping and disinfecting with rubbing alcohol, the bubble burst just now and I was able too squeeze the pus out into the floor drain. Yuck, right? A doctor's work is never finished. Then I had to patch a fuel leak in the engine blower. Well it's not a cat, but it's sitting upright on my kitchen counter top and I can't move it until the glue sets up. So I can't start my dinner yet, and breaking fast is about an hour. After this letter, I'll move the thing and start cooking inshaAllah.
Hi Natty Honey! That's a beautiful poetic snapshot you took there. At first glance, one would think that it was an assignment you were writing there but it's single spaced. I took a lot of English classes in college, but I didn't excel as well as I could have in them even though I wanted to. I wasn't really connected to my emotions I guess, and my sense of humor back then was crude. I don't really joke around much anymore. My Mom doesn't laugh at my jokes anymore either. How did life get so serious? I do take your emotions seriously. Yours are mine, we are all together. We are the walrus.
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