Fish and rice

 

Hi Natty!  How are you today, my love?  I hope all is well with you and life is easy going.  I had to take my mother to the hospital today.  It was time consuming, but I spent all that time just listening to music.  Allah hammered on my cats this year.  First God took Floofy, then Lily, now Adolf Kitler has a tummy ache.  He was puking up spit and getting the runs, and crying miserably all the while.  It looks like food poisoning to me.  All I feed him is steamed fish and rice with no salt.  Maybe the fish was getting too old, but I have fresh fish.  I gave him some diarrhea syrup, and now he's sleeping the sickness off.  I don't think he will be able to eat anything until tomorrow, if he survived.  I think he will inshaAllah, he's stopped drinking and staring at the water.  At first I thought if I cleaned up the fish more and fried it, it would be OK for him.  But no, I'm just going to have to feed him cat food pellets that are made for male cats.  The best I can afford for Der Kitty Fuhrer.  I fried up some mackerel for him too, but he didn't want it.  I very rarely eat fried mackerel, even though it's very common around here, so I didn't do it properly.  Good enough to pick off the meat for my fried rice dinner.  Yeah, I steamed some rice for him too but I guess I will be eating that.  I gave 3 fried fish heads to Lookie, and she loved them.  She ate them while moaning in ecstasy.

So it looks like I will be eating a lot of fish in the near future.  I made fried rice with the mackerel.  I also bought some hardtail scad which was intended for the cat, but I will be eating that instead.  I steamed one up this evening in banana leaves and seasoned in my lemongrass and chilli sauce.  I wish I could have grilled the fish on charcoal but I couldn't be bothered, what with the limitation on time and energy during fasting.  I don't know if my steamed fish and fried rice taste good or not.  I'm still fasting.  Want some?

What, no girlie pictures?  Mary had the day off!

ANNOUNCEMENT! Mary Unknown7 is taking the day off tomorrow

 Natty, you're so pretty!  You can sure cheer up a dismal city street.  Do you have a car?  Is it that shiny white car?  Please drive carefully, and take sweet loving care of yourself because I love you so much.  I don't have a car.  When the money comes to me and I am able to marry inshaAllah, the first things to pay for is to secure this land so I can build a house.  If I failed to secure this land then that means I have to move out of this village in order to get married.  Canada sure sounds good.  No more tropical swelter.  After that, I get the ring.  Then maybe after the ring, I can get a car.  I can't get the car before the ring.  My girl will hate me.

I have an announcement to make, folks!  I gave Mary Unknown7 the day off tomorrow.  I have to take my mother to the hospital.  InshaAllah, she will be back to sing for you on Wednesday night 11 pm PST.  And here is that entire Mr. Bean episode for you folks who haven't seen it yet.  Now don't go reading spiritual innuendos into it, it's just a comedy skit.  I don't even have a car.

Qur'an 20210504

 In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

78.  And there are among them illiterates, who know not the Book but desires, and they do nothing but conjecture.

79.  Then woe to those who write the Book with their own hands and then say, "This is from Allah," to traffic with it for a miserable price.  Woe to them for what their hands do write, and for the gain they make thereby.

80.  And they say, "The Fire shall not touch us but for a few numbered days."  Say, "Have you taken a promise with Allah, for God never breaks the Promise of Allah?  Or is it that you say of Allah what you do not know?"

(The Heifer 1:78-80)

Hi Natty!

 

How are you, Honey?  I hope you are having tons of fun and keeping safe and healthy.  I love you!  I'm just sitting here waiting for them to call the sunset prayer so I can drink my iced tea and eat my mangoes.  I'm having ramen tonight for dinner.  I love ramen!  I usually have ramen for lunch, but I miss it so much I have to have it for dinner.  So I'm just sitting here wasting time, watching TV.  Oh did you see Billie Eilish on the cover of Voggooey magazine?  Isn't she supposed to be 19 years old?  She looks older.  No Billie, you can't do whatever you want. No one can.  Want is a pretty strong word, too.  What if you didn't want anything?  I want my Natty!

Just another average day

 

Hi Natty!  How are you today, my love?  I hope you are feeling good, and having a great time.  How's the food over there?  You can't live off coffee only, you know!  Oh, coffee smoothie?  I don't know about that.  I think coffee and tofu would make a good blend.  Anyway, it's just another average day over here for me.  It's Sunday, and I clean my mother's bedroom every Sunday morning.  I just got done cooking my dinner.  There are countless of street vendors out there every Ramadan, selling food for breaking fast.  It's a money machine.  But nobody is selling what I want: "nasi lemak bilis telur".  Rice steamed in coconut milk with crunchy anchovies, egg and "sambal tumis" (blended onions, chillies, and "belacan" (fermented shrimp paste") fried in oil until saturated).  So I had to make it myself.  I didn't have any coconut milk for the "lemak" part of the dish, but whatever.  I didn't want to spend any money today.  And I don't want to eat anything else, either.  I don't have an endorsement budget, people!  And God taught me how to cook, so I made the dish myself.  Here's the irony, Natty: it's a common everyday dish except during Ramadan.  No one sells it.

Happy Anniversary, Honey!

 I love you!

A cat romance

 

Hi Natty!  That looks like a nice place.  You're life is a beach, huh?  Say hi to your Dad for me, and please try to stay away from drugs and alcohol.  Oh I'm just sitting here writing a letter to my Sweetie, and waiting for sunset so I can break my fast.  I have noodles on the menu today, made with broth that came from my latest batch of roast/pulled beef.  I haven't tasted it yet, I don't know if it will be successful.  Back at the pizza joint, the place was saturated with pig so I didn't taste any of the stuff I cooked for people.  I just guessed.  Same thing today.

With Lily gone to heaven, what's left here on earth with me is a cat romance!  Featuring Lookie:

and Adolf Kitler:

I think it's almost time for kittens!  InshaAllah!  I wish you were here with me Natty, so you can take the photo while I press their cheeks together.