Friday, July 12, 2013

Letter to Julia 20130713

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hello Julia.  How are you, my love?  You know I don't forget you.  I cannot forget you.  I want you to be with me all the time, for I love you, and I want to marry you.  You are my girl.  You are the most beautiful girl in the world.

Little Fluffy Ramadan seems to have snapped out of her apathy.  She has very wobbly feet.  It's almost as if she has never used her legs until I met her.  I think she's one of those formerly oppressed kitties.  Poor little Fluffy.  But now she's active, and sweet in temperament, and always follows me everywhere.  She tries to run, or chase her tail, but she always flops over.  She loves the yard.  It's nice to be out in the open, huh kitty?

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Letter to Julia 20130711

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hi Julia!  How are you feeling today, my love?  I didn't get to do much ouse cleaning today.  Someone planted a cat on my porch yesterday.  My Dad said he wanted to keep it, gave it a name, then when it was decided that I was the one to take care of it, he decided he didn't want it anymore.  He named her Ramadan.  She's kind of fluffy to me, so I call her Fluffy.  Fluffy Ramadan.  She's quite a languid cat, her attitude is kind of "don't care-ish".  She didn't take to cat food right away, so I assume she is a local cat, used to eating rice and fish.  Well, of course she's a local cat... who would import a kitten from Germany just to abandon on my porch?  I spent the morning giving her a bath, then taking her to the vet.

How are you handling the fasting month, my dearest?  My routine doesn't seem to have changed much other than the not eating, and the extended social prayer at the mosque.  I wonder how you would cope with this social scenario?  It's not as if we could pray side by side, and poke each other in cute horseplay.

Monday, July 8, 2013

Letter to Julia 20130709

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hey Julia, my girl!  I was here yesterday, and was just about to post my love letter to you, when the Internet service cut out.  Oh!  How dastardly!  How cruel the forces are that try to separate my meager means of communication to the girl I love!  Ya Allah, please trounce the ones who try to separate Julia and I with a severe and painful ass-kicking!

The first day of Ramadan should be tomorrow inshaAllah, considering that it's been rainy and foggy everyday lately, so obviously the new moon can't be seen.  I hope you enjoy this year's Ramadan.  I do so love the fasting month, but I wish you were here to share the surrealism with me.  Mwah!  I still have to do house cleaning, so I probably won't be in tomorrow.  Please forgive me.  I love you!

Letter to Julia 20130708

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Good Monday, my princess.  How are you feeling today?  Are you ready to start the fasting month?  That would be Wednesday.  Actually, we're supposed to see the new moon first before we rely on calculation.  Just try to have a great Ramadan.  I love the fasting month.  So many wacky things happen during Ramadan.

I have to do some house cleaning tomorrow morning, so I probably won't be in to blog.  Please forgive me.  I do love you with all my heart, and I pray that you take good care of yourself.

Friday, July 5, 2013

Letter to Julia 20130706

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hello there, my dearest Julia.  Oh, how I am missing you so.  Oh, how I long to be happily married to you.  What are you doing?  Do you know that I am all alone, waiting for Allah to grant me the means to make yu my wife?  I want to give you your house.  I want to love you.

I was going to blog a love letter to you on Thursday, but it looked like it rain that morning, so I stayed home.  I posted Thursday's letter today.  Please forgive me.  It had been raining every day lately, and for some reason my body was in pain, so I took the chance to stay home and do nothing but watch TV and be miserable.  I feel better today, but I must try to slow down.  We must try to slow down.  Together.  Try to enjoy what we have, and not let ourselves be caught up in other people's impatience.  You're so beautiful, Julia.  I want to love you.  I do love you.  You are the most beautiful girl in the world.

Please maintain your prayers, Julia my love.  Be strict about maintaining your prayers, especially the Asr prayer in the middle of the day, when business is hectic.  More than just identifying you as a Muslim and having the respect of others thereof, your habit of prayer is part of your personal relationship with God, and purifies you.  Be a diva for the Cause of Allah.  Boss Model.

Letter to Julia 20130704

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hey there, Julia my beloved.  I know I said that I was feeling rather reclusive this week, but I had to come in and post a letter to my sweetheart Julia, so as to let her understand that I will not abandon her, because she is the most beautiful girl in the world to me, and that I love her so.  Ya Allah, please bring Julia and I together in love, happiness and security soon.  It's been raining everyday lately, and the nights have been rather cold.  So I have been allowing the cats to stay indoors all night.  Batty seems to have a sporadic cough, I pray it's nothing serious.  I finally got around to making a batch of dough for my chili.  I rolled out and cooked tortillas before the dawn prayer this morning.  There's nothing as sweet as fresh bread!

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Letter to Julia 20130703

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hi Julia!  How are you, my darling?  My neck is sore today, from playing guitar, and from overworking my right hand in general.  There were some wild dogs fornicating in the rice fields right before my voice training Monday.  Tuesday was busier for me than I anticipated.  I had to buy my month's supply of beef, pay my power bill, then go to the vet to pick up some drugs (for the cat).  Then I did a quick cleanup of my parents' house, as they were expecting visitors.  I was distracted by a fish during the evening.  My Dad got me the biggest torpedo scad I've seen in my life.  There was too much for me to eat myself.  I ate around the head and stomach areas, gave a little to Chee Cheah and Bat Cat, and put away the rest.  There is plenty left over for you, and then some.  It was a BIG fish.