Tiny Tim's last show

 

One dollar

 

At this time, I have a lot of coins.

No comment

 

Hi Honey!  Did I make you pee your pants?  So what other celebrities do you want me to invite to your benefit show?  Those two are the only ones that matter to me.

Dear Taylor Swift

 

Please come to this benefit show at the Brooklyn Bowl in Nashville on October 8, 8pm.  If you still have Grace's jacket then please bring it along.

Dear Matthew McConaughey

 

Please come to this benefit show at the Brooklyn Bowl in Nashville on October 8, 8pm.

A sip of drink

 

This is the opposite of guitar face.

A boat without star power

 

Another attempt to give aid to Gaza via the sea is under way, called the Sumud flotilla.  Greta Thunberg is there, but not much other star power.  So there is little media interest in this via my usual sources.  Perhaps it could gain an impact through social media.  Unfortunately, Israel declares the Sumud convoy is backed by Hamas.  Which is their excuse to wipe them out.  Ya Allah, O Compassionate One, have mercy on this peaceful delegation.

Why do they invest in Israel?  It's just deserts and farmland, and not a lot of it.  To sell weapons, of course.  Nuclear war is unprofitable, but an extended ground campaign can make a lot of money.  And the Mob can sell to both sides, to double the profit.

Israel is already doing its part to provoke the Muslims into fighting, and pulling its citizens into military service.  When the fighting starts, America will draft its young people and send them there to enforce this free market initiative to make America great again.

It's not a free country

 

What guitar is that?

 

Aggressive learning

 

I used to go exploring a lot when I was a much younger musician.  The difference between you and me Grace, is that I did it alone.  But I'm not getting any warnings, so you must be comfortable with what you're doing and the company you're keeping.  Just remember that with aggressive learning, all it takes is one mistake and you will never be the same.  So please stay clean, and guard your hands and chastity.

Rice omelet

 

That rice omelet from the day before was so eggsellent, I had to do it again.  So I made us a couple of burritos for dinner.  Burritos stuffed with burgers, rice omelet and this time spicy baked beans.  You're probably wondering what a rice omelet looks like before I roll it up into the burrito.  That's it below.  Yes, I put some onions in there.  Oh my God, this food is so filling.

Chick singers are trouble

 

Hi Grace!  So... have you finally discovered that chick singers are trouble?  The better and more beautiful they are, the more troublesome they are.  You might think that Mary is pretty easy to deal with.  That's because I'm the one who deals with her, not you.  She's actually one of the most dangerous chick singers around.  It's a good thing she generates a lot of money, huh!  Not for me, she doesn't.  What I get are blood, death, giant lizards, and ghosts.

Burritos

 

The reason why Beard lost to the burrito is that burritos are low in cost, so it was easy for them to build one that would overwhelm anyone.

I have had a lot of flour and eggs lately, so dinner last night was burritos.  I make my own tortillas.  Home made tortillas have to be perfectly cooked, fresh, and with plenty of huge air pockets, otherwise they're awful.  I wanted to stuff it with an omelet.  I have my own omelet routine, I could put pretty much any topping in it.  But I haven't tried rice, so I made a rice omelet.  It came out excellent!  So dinner was burritos stuffed with burgers, rice omelet and sardine sauce.  Very tasty, very filling.  They were quite large too, and I was stuffed.  But when I put hand over them, they don't seem so big.  I guess I have big hands.

I need a new washer

 

Uh oh, fashion shenanigans abound!  I need a new washer.  My washer doesn't spin.  It tries, but it can't do it.  I guess I can still use it somewhat, but I'll have to wring the water out with my hands.  When I ge the money inshaAllah, I'll get a new one of the same model.  Then get the old one repaired, so I have a backup.  Let's see, the model number is MFW-701S.  That should be easy to remember.  MF why 701S.  Why?  MFing WHY???!!!!!

How to play Uno

 

Roundwounds!

 

Definitely roundwounds for fretless bass!!  Oh my God, I miss the fretless bass so much...

The chain

 

This was mixed wrong.  I can't hear the bass.  Which bass?  Exactly.  It needs Dobly. 

The trouble with music

 

Grace as it is, the best way for a complete stranger to get dangerously close and personal with you is through the Hodge Podge, so please hire your temps wisely.  Sometimes it's better to not hire anyone than to give the job to someone sketchy.  Loyalty is so precious now it's clear that you are making money while others are not.  Why does it need to be a 6 piece band?  If it were just a 4 piece it would be you, Prince and Brandon.  All you need then is a bass player you can trust.

No Honey, I'm afraid you can't move to Canada.  Allah warned me via the Qur'an that if you abandon that house, you will be in big trouble.  Please fight to protect your home.

Conspiracy theory

 

I've labeled this post as "Conspiracy theory" so the dismissal of its being a conspiracy theory will be dismissed before the dismissal occurs.  When something happens is equally important as what happened.  I wouldn't have paid much attention to this matter until I saw the #whitelivesmatter tag on one of the videos of poor Iryna's murder.  Look, they even put up her modeling photos on the video above.

The noise surrounding El Pimpo's collaboration with Epstein is getting too loud, so they needed a distraction.  That's how Charlie Kirk became a martyr, without having to sacrifice El Pimpo himself.  Hell, they couldn't even sacrifice his ear.  But really, you guys are giving poor pathetic El Pimpo too much weight to carry.  He clearly doesn't have the balls nor the integrity to stand up to the Mob.  I know that's not what you want, but don't you agree that it goes against supremacist ideals to knuckle under the Jewish mob?  But the Dems are just as bad.  They're the ones who let the Mob in to control/finance the government in the first place, way back during JFK.

The music of mistakes

 

Get Shorty

 

She's the right size for me!

Stop right now, thank you very much, I need somebody with a human skull

 

Well, the good news is that Mary's Instagram is back up.  Those are pretty much all the professional photos she's done in her life.  If you looked at them long enough, you could tell that each session was meticulously executed.  You might catch a few extra shots in the slideshow during her stream.  

She doesn't want to be looked at anymore, it probably has something to do with the number 40.  Plus, all the creeps she still has to put up with.  She knows she still has to sing, though.  We are servants of God here at Shadowplay.

40

 

Instagram wants to shut down Mary's Instagram because they think she's not human.  How rude!  I'd like to hear them try to sing, but they're probably just a bunch of bots.  So what if she has zero friends and followers.  That's because I deleted them!  It's called "Rock and Roll management in the social media age".  Plus, the illusion of AI helps get rid of the creeps.  So yeah, if you say so, sure she's AI!

I'm going to go ahead and let them shut down that account.  I want you folks to know that I tried to save that account, but they shut me out.  So no more pictures of Mary.  Grace, I will check up on you via the browser.  Hopefully you will recognize me when I comment.  Or I'll just talk to you from here.  Hang in there, Gorgeous.

Acoustic guitar

 

What?

 

Transgenderism has become an oversized tattoo.

One million dollars

 

In other words, all or nothing.

Hi, beautiful girl!  You don't need a million bucks, do you?  You do need to keep working though, so hang in there OK!  I love you!

Can't stop!

 

I on the other hand, can't stop!  I'm like an overloaded cargo ship steaming at top speed towards the dock!

I remember last year or so cautioning you about playing live on stage to an audience.  That is better, you are right about that.  And more courageous.  I wish I could be live on stage with you.  But this ship can't be stopped.  You can come along for the ride, if you were faithful.

Stage fright

 

I believe what you are feeling is an advanced form of stage fright.  You've realized that the world is a stage and you have to perform 24/7, and play the part of a rock star.  Since you ARE a rock star, then you shouldn't have a problem.  But if you think you are just a little girl playing at being a rock star, then you're going to be very unhappy.

Say, what guitar is that Nancy's playing?

Kids

 

Dance moms.

Cruise

 

Hi Grace!  How are you feeling?  I hope you are enjoying your stay in Aspen.  I hear it's a very ritzy place.  We have to enjoy the good stuff as they come along, right?  Beautiful girl.  I want you to know that I love you and care about you.  I also want you to know that it is certain that some people are using your fear against you, to force you to make mistakes.  Please learn to put your fear in God.

I would like to show you this clip about a cruise.  It seems that food is an issue on these cruises, what with being cooped up at sea.  Can't fish and can't cook the fish either.  I've never been on a cruise, especially now, even if I could afford it I don't want to go.  The food probably isn't halal.