Saturday, May 31, 2025

Aw kitty

 

I love my kitties so much!  I'm totally a cat lady, and I don't care what people think about me.  Ya Allah, thank You for allowing me to keep my cats, and keeping them safe and healthy.  But what if they grew huge?  Oh no, I wouldn't be able to afford the kitty litter!  And cooking dinner would be a race for survival...

Friday, May 30, 2025

Thursday, May 29, 2025

Rust

 

Last week El Troompo said the US would do something about the Palestinians starving in Gaza but I haven't seen nor heard anything positive from his camp since, so it's a good thing the dead have no need to wait.  Aw, who can blame the poor guy if he doesn't have the balls to stand up to the Mob?  He can't even deport them!  The Jewish and Italian mob have had their claws in US politics ever since JFK got elected.  Now they have their own country Israel, so who's to say what they do is illegal?

Just let the Mob do whatever they want, huh.  Have them crown an emperor!


Wednesday, May 28, 2025

Of course it's real

 

Is Mary Unknown7 an AI singer?  Yeah!  Sure!

By the way, I gave you a homework assignment one month ago to upstage Jimi Hendrix and Stevie Ray Vaughan on the Internet.  You didn't even try, right?  This is probably why people think that men make better guitarists.  It's called "being aggressive".



Tuesday, May 27, 2025

Polished

 

Definitely not a jam band.  Damn, that girl can squeak!  Missing Persons had such a tight and unique sound but I can only remember "Spring Session M", their legendary album.  I think the guitarist then joined Duran Duran, then became a gay porn star.

Missing Persons was a Los Angeles band.  I was thinking that it would be better for you to move back to California before I marry you, as opposed to after I die.  Nashville is right between NYC and LA, which makes it better for business.  But as long as you maintain the stream then it doesn't matter where you are.  Hopefully you can get moving back to California out of your craw.  I warn you that moving is expensive and may cost you your band, and being a working adult is not the same feeling as being an innocent child.  You have time until I build a house for you here.  So get in motion if you really want to live in California.  InshaAllah. 

I haven't received any donations nor financial help since returning to Malaysia 17 years ago, I have to live on whatever money my 87 year old mother gives me and she has given me less money this month.  I'm not going to proceed with Shadowplay's next album until I upgrade my musical and computer equipment. InshaAllah. In the meanwhile, I want to master the Qur'an.


Monday, May 26, 2025

The impresario

 

It must be nice to return to your birthplace at the age of 18 driving a nice car.  I returned at 42 as a bum, and the whole town knew I was a bum.  I'm still a bum, a bum who doesn't ask.  Anyway, you don't need a career boost from anyone, so don't accept offers for such.  Just learn to manage what Allah has given you, and ride the snake.

Sunday, May 25, 2025

Saturday, May 24, 2025

Friday, May 23, 2025

Hidden in plain sight

 

Church bells and singing in the middle of the night out in the middle of nowhere.  That's the KKK.

Thursday, May 22, 2025

Ziggy Stardust

 

I found this masterpiece on a cassette at a yard sale.  I also found a small portable mono cassette player the size of a Walkman, also at a yard sale.  It was a Sony, but not a Walkman.  I played Ziggy Stardust over and over again on the tiny speaker.  And to this very day, the tiny mono speaker is my preferred method of listening to music.  Only now, we have cell phones.

If you made a concept album, would you play the entire thing live?

Wednesday, May 21, 2025

An old song

 

I have to admit that the fashion business was fun there for a while, but it became too much work right when they cut me off (Vogue wanted to charge me for using their data) and the girl wasn't really there.  God knows that pretty blondes are my greatest weakness.  But I have grown old and I've had to comfort and cook for myself all this while.  And you know what?  I don't want someone else's cooking.  Don't mistake me for a patient man.  Patience is from Allah.

Tuesday, May 20, 2025

Book review

 

I don't normally do book reviews, but I do for Vogue.  I used to think that Anna Wintour sent me emails, then I figured out it was just machine generated spam for the May and September issues.  If you wanted me to reply to your emails then write me something more personal.  I kind of lost interest in fashion business, anyway.  I used to have a girlfriend who was a model, but she was unfaithful.  C'est la vie.  I'm going to unsubscribe to Vogue.

Anyway, book review.  The first thing I noticed is that there weren't any beautiful blonde women.  I've already chosen a wife anyway and I didn't see my Grace in there, so I put the magazine down and forgot about it.  Now I need something to post about, so here we go.  Book review, Vogue USA May 2025.  Too many guys.  I don't want to look at a bunch of guys.  If I wanted to look at a bunch of guys, I would watch a football game.  The Dior dresses are nice.  The suit that Teyana Taylor is wearing is also nice, though I would prefer narrower shoulders.  The Thom Browne black and white ensemble.  (Is it really Thom Browne?  Maybe I looked wrong.  I didn't know that I would actually like anything from Thom Browne).  The Saint Laurent by Anthony Vaccarello is nice.  The Martine Rose dress is nice.  I also like the Schiaparelli and the Brandon Maxwell dresses.  Best outfit goes to Dior.

Monday, May 19, 2025

A civil right

 

Congratulations on maintaining your benefit show.  The right to bear arms is a civil right in the US so consequently, gun violence is the responsibility of the people not the administration.  Please don't take security at your event for granted.

Sunday, May 18, 2025

I was there

 

I don't want you to ever lose your innocence, Grace.  Innocence can make great music, like "Lucy".  But please be sensitive to that most musicians don't have the luxury of your path.  I was looking for a job when I stumbled upon the office of the "Faces of Death" producer.  They were looking for phone sales, but I guess what they were really looking for were actors.  A lot of death passes by unnoticed in daily life, especially so in the Phoenix area.  So the probability is high that a lot of stuff in their videos is real.  And of course they would lie about it.

Saturday, May 17, 2025

Friday, May 16, 2025

Hair

 

I love your hair better.  Made in USA!


Thursday, May 15, 2025

Nice song

 

I heard your playing your new song "Contact High" on YouTube last night.  I told you before that now you are in competition with yourself.  So make sure your next album is better than WOV, and when you can't entertain yourself then it's not right.

Hey, check out Saxon Weiss.  There's always someone younger, huh!  This is such a nice song, and he played it straight up, no pedals.

Wednesday, May 14, 2025

The abandoned cat

 

Four or five days ago, I saw a black and white cat pleading with people at the mosque.  It wasn't afraid of humans, it went around them asking and asking, but it was trained enough not to enter the building.  After a couple of days, it stopped asking.  It never spoke to me though, but I saw it under the shoe rack.  Its face looked like it had been injured somehow.  I wanted to bring it some food, but I kept forgetting.  But yesterday I remembered.  I looked for it, but one of the guys said it had died.  That happened quickly, only a few days of abandonment.  A cat martyr.

Tuesday, May 13, 2025

Grace Bowers' Days Off

 


Grace!  GRACE!!!!  GRAAAAAACE!!!!!!

Monday, May 12, 2025

Patience is a game to pass the time

 

I like to play Eternium nowadays to help pass the time while I wait for Allah.  I don't want to be the best player, but I do enjoy accumulating strength.  Gathering resources is tedious, but it makes me drowsy.  I play this game for relaxation.

Please stay clean, Grace.


Sunday, May 11, 2025

It's all punk rock to me

 

No guitar solos!  Can you handle punk rock, Grace?

I love that photo of you sleeping with a Strat.  Sleep is whenever you get it, regardless of whether or not you are a busy professional.  It sucks to not be able to lie down and rest properly.  I have learned to sleep on a chair.  I prefer hard chairs.  When you have time for a quick nap Grace, don't try to fall asleep.  Go directly into a dream.

Saturday, May 10, 2025

Meet the family

 


I want to introduce you to my cat family.  Not the video, that's generic YouTube fluff.  My cats are village cats but the parents are unrelated, and that helps them be strong and healthy inshaAllah.  Plus I keep them in the house so they don't contract sickness from other cats.

The boys were in a serious mood when I took this photo session.  They had just been squabbling over something, pee perhaps.  Helmut seemed to enjoy the extra attention, so he cheered up.  It made him hard to photograph, though.  Yes, those are gallon bottles of bleach.  I have 7 cats.

Otto wasn't in the mood to be photographed.  He's a big, strong boy and he uses his strength to laze around and eat snacks.

Adolf Kitler is the alpha male.  I found Papa Cat and his sister when he was a kitten dumped outside my mother's window.  Lily didn't survive, she became epileptic after her first heat.  But Adolf is my buddy, and an absolutely great cat.

Mama Cat is Lookie.  She's also the oldest at 11 years old.  The girls were easier to photograph for some reason.

This is Anna.  She loves to perch on top of the ladder, but this time she was on the closet.

Gunhilde has to be smartest.  She's the girl with the Nietzsche moustache.  She's also the most quarrelsome.

I know I'm not supposed to have a favorite, but Jane Rambo is the only cat I allow in my bedroom.  I named her that because she was a preemie: Lookie had her first batch of kittens when she was 9.  Somehow, Jane wanted to live.  I'm grateful Allah saved her life, but I don't ever want to have go through that ever again.

I love my kitties!  I want to take them all at once and give them a big hug!  I'll probably get clawed to death...






Friday, May 9, 2025

Can you feel it

 

What Janis did is actually very dangerous.  It can also be known as "all out abandon", and with emotions you need someone to catch you before you fall in too deep.  Materialism (entertainment business) is very imperfect, and despair is imminent when you invest your emotions in it.  When it comes to singing though, there's no other way to do it.  You have to give all your heart, or be mediocre.


Thursday, May 8, 2025

El Trumpo

 
Viva El Troompo!  ARRIBA! ARRIBA! Ha?



Wednesday, May 7, 2025

The Organization

 

Charity is best given directly to those who need it, as quietly and as anonymously as possible.

Tuesday, May 6, 2025

Can you feel it

 


Are you playing how you feel?

Monday, May 5, 2025

Sunday, May 4, 2025

The Brits

 



I want to remind you to please not schedule conflicting gigs to your stream with Mary.

Saturday, May 3, 2025

Everything is a blessing

 

So I guess it's a good thing the donation money got annexed, otherwise I wouldn't have discovered it was a setup for me to marry someone I don't want.  STOP MAKING THE DONATION.  You're not scoring any points with Allah because you're not sincere, and you're definitely not scoring any points with me because I didn't get any of the money.

Friday, May 2, 2025

Thursday, May 1, 2025

London

 

Ah, it's about time you got yourself to Jolly Old England!  Wot wot?  Would you like a cup of tea?  I used to live on Ifield road in London, which you can see in the video above.  I was very small.

Mary has a huge fan base in Britain inshaAllah, so please make sure you stream when you're there.   According to my calculations, she streams at 7 am.  Make sure to advertise your show.  The Brits have been rather explosive lately, so prepare for excitement!  Stay safe, Honey.

The Qur'an told me that the donation is not sincere, otherwise I would have received it regardless.  I'm sorry, but I have already chosen a wife.  I have lost the desire for more than one wife, and I have already put down an immense dowry.