Spoiled brat cat

Ah, I have to hurry!  Busy day!  Anyway, Floofy is turning into a real spoiled brat cat.  She can't eat dry cat food anymore, so I make her own fish smoothies.  AND she gets 3 meals a day, while the others get only 2.  AND she aggressively attacks my food, even while I'm still trying to cook it.  She has become quite stout, so she can easily beat up her daughters and poor Chee Cheah.  So I have to lock her up in the kitty litter room while everyone else eats.

"Don't eat their food, Floofy.  You have your own food.  That cat food plugs you up and almost killed you the last time."
"Hiss!"

What am I going to do with her?  I love her so much, I can't deny her anything!  I hope you're not like that, Erin.  Please don't eat their food.  Please don't beat them up.

Wow, men's clothing Natty!  There's no way you could look like a man.  You're too dainty and pretty.

Hi Pina!  Any more marriage proposals?

 

 

 

What's in a name?

Oh, you're so sweet and cheerful and optimistic.  Yes I know you're moody too, but still you're so sweet and cheerful and optimistic.  And you know what?  I don't want anything bad to ever happen to you.  I would give my life to shelter you, because I love you.  But life is not set up that way.  Life is supposed to be difficult.  If one has an easy life, it means that one will have a difficult death.  I will most likely to be the first one to go, so we must train the kids to look after their mother when she gets old.  Please remember that and burn it into your heart.  They will NOT do so automatically.  They MUST be trained.

Today is Independence Day.  No, I didn't go to see the parade.  I haven't seen a parade in decades.  I'm just not a parades kind of guy.   Actually, I'm fasting today.  Today is the 9th day of the month of Zulhijjah, which the 9th day of the hajj ritual, and the Prophet (peace be on him) said that anyone who fasts today will have their sins forgiven for the past year and the year to come.  Great investment, I say.  Tomorrow is the Eid.  It's not made into a big hoopla like the Eid of Ramadan, but I don't really celebrate much on that day either.  What did I do on that day?  I think I cut the grass.  I'm not much of a public holidays kind of guy.  It's all the same old day to me.

I think I posted this video before, but I'm going to post it again today, so I hope you watch it because I think you will like it.  I first got into Dr. Buscaglia back in college.  Oh, back then I thought love could save the world!  I was full of it.  Definitely.  Now decades later, I discovered that strength was the most useful asset towards happiness.  Or better yet, the love of God (namely God's strength).  Oh I still like Dr. Hug, even though I don't do much hugging nowadays.  I feel what the love philosophy is all about, is about being NICE.  And I will be nice.  Selectively.  😁

Natty, you have such a nice name.  It's so..... normal.  It could also be a movie star name.  And I hope your cold goes away quickly.

Pina, you have a nice name too.  It makes me hungry.

 

 

 

Qur'an 20170831

In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.

22.  Say, "Call upon others whom you fancy besides Allah.  They have no power, not the weight of an atom, in the heavens or on earth.  No share have they therein, nor is any of them a helper to Allah."

23.  No intercession can avail in God's Presence, except for those whom God has granted permission.  So far that, when terror is removed from their hearts will they say, "What is it that your Lord commanded?"  They will say, "That which is true and just, and God is the Most High, Most Great."

24.  Say, "Who gives you sustenance, from the heavens and on earth?"  Say, "It is Allah, and certain it is that either we or you are on right guidance, or in manifest error!"

25.  Say, "You shall not be questioned as to our sins, nor shall we be questioned as to what you do."

26.  Say, "Our Lord will gather us together, and will in the end decide the matter between us in truth and justice, and God is the One to decide, the One Who Knows all."

Sheba  34:22-26
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Be the Rock and Roll Queen

Hey the music might be a bit scary, but this is only the beginning.  So put whatever fear you feel in God, then surf the great wave.  Have tons of fun.  Have tons of fun being my Rock and Roll Queen.  Since people can't figure me out, they are going to look at you and see how beautiful you are.  Please pray.  Again, we are only beginning.

Since I loathe the press, I'm only going to talk about the music here in this blog.  But not all right now, just whenever I feel like it.  The press are only interested in what is profitable and political to them, so let them be that way.  Perhaps they will acquire the complete opposite of what they desire.

Natty, you are such a dainty little princess!  Oh, you're so adorable!  Come here Sweetie, I want to hold you tight and....

Pina, you are such a fun girl!  Get lots of rest honey, this is only the beginning.

 

 

 

 

That drummer sounds like a helicopter...

I'm sorry Erin, but I won't high five you right now.  I'm too sexually aroused.  I don't want to make a mess in my shorts and have it pop out all over the place.  But please save that swimsuit for use in the bedroom.

Natty, you like the drums huh?  Hey, don't flash your eyes at me!  I always thought that was a very angry drummer.  He's a tyrant though- you have to play the song his way or the highway.  I don't know how I'm going to approach the next album- I don't have a drum set any more.  I suppose I could just use a computer, but a real drum set has more power.  Nothing can match the emotion and error of acoustic drums.  Congratulations on your Valentino spread, by the way.  You look like a real lady.

Hi Pina!

Woo Hoo

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

For the pleasure of Allah, I am releasing "Woo Hoo" as free music.  Feel free to download (right click and "save link as"), copy and distribute this music.

This music is loud!  Please turn down the volume on your media player!

 

Oh summer

And the attack of the swimsuits!  If it were a blessing, I would be so much more pleased.  But you are so beautiful, what can I say?  I spent the morning doing housecleaning.  It is Sunday after all, and I always clean my mother's bedroom every Sunday.  It looks like you are having a blissful time enjoying the sun.  I long for the autumn breeze in the mountains.  Yesterday was a rather cool day though, alhamdulillah.  There was a cool breeze blowing into my bedroom while I was voice training, which culminated in a storm at 5 pm.  My room didn't cool down until the next morning though, but it's still cool right now.  Stuffy little room.  I have some bread baking in the oven.  Baking bread takes a longer time, but I'm not using up cooking gas.  I'll eat it with the beef has I made the other day.  A very humble menu today.

Oh Natty, you look beautiful!  There's always shit going on, how can you not see it?  It's better than being stoned and numb all the time- being alert gives you the edge.

But right now I feel sleepy.  Pina, do you like doing housework?  Maybe you can change my bedsheets.  I hope there's no grass growing underneath.

**yawn**  More rest!

Qur'an 20170827

In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.

3.  The unbelievers say, "Never to us will come the Hour."  Say, "No!  But most surely by my Lord, it will come upon you, by God who knows the unseen, from Whom is not hidden the least little atom in the heavens or on earth, nor is there anything less than that, or greater, but is in a Record Perspicuous."

4.  That God may reward those who believe and work deeds of righteousness: for such is Forgiveness, and a Sustenance most Generous.

5.  But those who strive against Our Signs, to frustrate them- for such will be a Penalty- a Punishment most humiliating.

6.  And those to whom Knowledge has come see that this sent down to you from your Lord- that is the Truth, and that it guides to the Path of the Exalted, Worthy of all praise.

Sheba 34:3-6
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Sigh

Wish I could wear a swimsuit.  Then I'd show you!  Well, maybe not.  Anyway, people tend to not to consider the power of God's bomb.  If anyone is capable of changing the direction of the Earth's spin, then only God can do that.  Sure humans may provoke, but Judgement Day is God's Will.  Why was it so wet at the Western Front during the Great War?  Because all that cannonade shook the earth enough to affect the atmosphere.  But the rain eventually went away.  Because destructive as humans may be, they are still puny without the Power of God.

Well, enough preaching from me for now.  I want to be married, so please pray that God gives me the means soon.  Meanwhile, I am still piecing together "Woo Hoo" and it should be quite soon that I release it folks, just as I promised.  InshaAllah.

Qur'an 20170826

In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.

63.  Humans ask you concerning the Hour.  Say, "The knowledge thereof is with Allah."  And what will make you understand?  Perchance the Hour is nigh!

The Confederates  33:63
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Hot!

Yes, it's hot!  Summer never seems to end around here.  Either that, or it's wet.  If you like warm weather, then you will get more than enough around here.  I hope you're feeling great, and everything comes easily for you, because I love you and I want all the best for you.  I have a lot to do on the computer.  I just finished "Bomb", and the next and last song is an instrumental, so I have to piece "Woo Hoo" together and release the thing.  I started "Woo Hoo" in 2007.  It's been 10 years!  It has certainly been my most dangerous music.  A musician's life is the music.  "Bomb" is about the end of the world, of course.  And I agree with Frank Zappa that it's more profitable to sell small arms than to detonate nuclear bombs, but "accidents" do happen because the human race is historically incompetent.  That's why the crooks will never get away with the things they do.  Add incompetence to corruption, and voila!  Disintegration.  I added a little bit of righteous cheese to the lyrics, but only a little bit.  I couldn't think of anything more appropriate.

Natty, you look so cute!  I love the top and the shades.

Hi Pina!  Have a nice rest.  I hope your cold goes away quickly.

 

Hi Honey

How are you feeling today, my love?  I'm glad to see you working out and staying fit.  I certainly don't have a beautiful girlish figure like you, so the only option I have is to turn all this bulk into more bulk.  But it's so much heavier than yours, I get lazy and in danger of turning it into flab.  **yawn**  It's hot.  I think I'll cut the grass tonight.  Nothing much on the menu nowadays, just using up what I have until more funds come in.  So lunch was beef and onion hash with pocket bread.  Cheap food, but very filling.

Hay Natty, that's a cool pic.  Proud you are to strut that stuff.  I thought you were walking towards me for a second, with the new and revised "hippie look".

Hi Pina!  Getting some rest after all that hard work doing a tourist promo of Cuba?

 

 

 

Psychic

Sometimes I feel that information is useless.  What's the point of knowing something is going to happen when you can't do anything about it?  It's like knowing which stocks to buy then lose money anyway.  For example, if you know that someone will either be in danger or be dangerous, what would you do about it?  Would you try to save that someone, or use what you know to try to save yourself?  And which one of the options would you choose- danger or dangerous?  I would prepare to protect myself, and try my best to help others.  But sometimes you just have to let God deal with them, and not interrupt.  Human law does not recognize prevention to be a form of justice.  Did you understand that?  HUMAN LAW DOES NOT RECOGNIZE PREVENTION TO BE A FORM OF JUSTICE.  But please protect yourself anyway.  No Honey, the above scenarion does not involve you this time.  It's someone else.  You just keep safe.  Dress and behave modestly and like a lady.  Cover up in public- you do not have the luxury of being unknown and unnoticed anymore, so please don't show off your beauty if you're not working.  Please avoid booze and drugs.

Chocolate

Yeah, I have a chocolate craving right now.  Where can I get some chocolate?  Hm...  How are you today, my darling?  Did you see the solar eclipse?  I've never seen one myself.  It must be cool... "a night without lights is so dark" (Sailor Moon)  How is work treating you?  I'm sure you are getting better and better, and better than ever.  Just make sure you keep working out and staying fit.  All this heat is making me lazier thna my usual lazy self, but I find it's easier to work out when it's hot.  I guess it's because I'm already sweating.  Ugh... I want air conditioning.  Lunch was nothing special, just hot dogs and fried onions in pocket bread.  Quick and easy.  And cheap.  But right now I want chocolate.

Hey Natty, did you go clubbing last night?  You cute thing.  I'm sure you broke.  They should know good business many hearts on that dance floor.  I hope you got your bosses to dress you up for clubbing.  They should know good business, right?

Hi Pina, still have the sniffles?  Oh, is that your mom?  Did she go and pick you up in Cuba?  That's sweet of her.

Do you like my dance outfit?  I think pink and yellow is an awesome combination.  This is my "Japanese dance outfit".

 

 

 

 

Working

How are you, Erin?  How's work?  How are your grandparents?  I'm almost at the end of "Woo Hoo", and I have one song left to sing, and that should be an easy one.  I've been reviewing all the other songs for consistency, and I've had to redo some of the vocal tracks to amp up the quality.  One thing's for sure, singing to record is not the same as singing live.  I don't get to ride on feedback, I have to ride on pure emotion and technical skill.  I could record with the PA system on, but I'm uncomfortable now as it is- I don't want the whole damn world listen to me do takes over and over again (even though the whole damn world IS listening to me do takes over and over again).  I haven't had any privacy in decades and I'm used to it, but I'll never get used to it when recording vocals.  It must be the headphones.

Natty, you beautiful girl!  You're such a naughty girl.  You're such a naughty kitty.  I wish I could give you a spanking, but we need to be married first.  Besides, I'll bet you're not in the mood for a spanking right now.  I'm not in the mood to give you one right now.  Too busy.

Oh you caught a cold, Pina?  That's what you get for running around half naked in a stranger's land- you get their viruses.  I'm sure you'll get over it inshaAllah.  I'm sure your body is as tough as your stomach.

 

 

 

Chee Cheah

Oh, what to do about the elderly?  Chee Cheah was my cat before Floofy came into my life, and I've known her for over 9 years now.  She used to be my Dad's cat, so she likes to copy my Dad, she even looks somewhat like my Dad.  She is about 14 or 15 years old now.  When Floofy became pregnant, she kicked poor Chee Cheah out of my house, so Chee Cheah had to stay outside.  That was about 4 years ago.  A couple of days ago I brought her back inside, to spend the rest of her life inside the house.  Floofy and Luca don't like Chee Cheah, but Doutzen doesn't seem to mind her.  Floofy hisses and bats at Chee Cheah's head with a fat and fluffy paw when Chee Cheah gets too close, but she doesn't use her claws.  Chee Cheah has never been good with the cat box in her life, but what to do?  I'll just have to clean up after her.  She's an old kitty.  She looks sharp in the photo below, but that's because I'm secretly and lightly holding her head up.  Don't you have a snapshot of you with your grandmother, Erin?  I wanna see.

Natty, you are just smokin' hot.  But please put a bra on.  You think you're SO smart by covering your face.  I would appreciate it if you dress modestly and behave like a lady.  **Sigh**  Please stay away from booze and drugs.  I won't marry an alcoholic or drug addict.

Aw Pina, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings when I said "slutty bikini", but you might as well be naked.  No, don't get naked for the Public Eye.  Be modest and dress modestly please.  And please stay away from booze and drugs.

 

 

 

 

Working

I'm close to completing "Woo Hoo", so I have working day and night amidst other stuff I have to do, to make sure it's the way I want it before I release it.  But I don't want to bore you with a musician talking about music.  How are you feeling, my love?  You can be so very formal at times but so can I, I guess.  How's work?  Please make sure you're eating right and getting plenty of rest.

Natty, oh what to do with the elderly?  Let's face it, not everyone is a beautiful young woman.  I want you to post a photo of you and your grandmother, on your mother's side.  I wanna see.

Pina, that's a slutty bikini shot!  You look good in a bikini, but still a bikini is a very slutty outfit.  Be careful someone doesn't Photoshop that photo, and put someone else's head on your body....

Folks, I have some new wallpaper for those of you who like that kind of stuff.  I found this great place that allows you to take snapshots within or with classic art in the background.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Aw

Please don't cry.  I love you so much, you are so very beautiful.  I will take good loving care of you, I will keep my promise inshaAllah.  I'm sorry I couldn't get things done sooner, but I have to trust in God to get them done and done right.  I have become old.  I still have a little strength left, but I don't know how much longer.  I need kids, that's why I need 3 wives.  In time to train these kids to look after their mother when she gets old.

So Natty, how's your big brother?  I hope he understands that he needs to get the biggest role possible.  I think being James Bond would be just right for him.

Pina, you're being so quiet in Cuba.  I'm guessing that they need you more than you need them.