So which one are you, Erin honey?

Pinky or the Brain?

Aw Nat... you poor little darling.  You're such a beautiful girl.  Please be cool my precious darling, we have such a long way to go.  I'm always with you, OK?  So please enjoy your career and do well at school, while you wait.  You beautiful, beautiful girl.

Ah, Piene.  It's nice to hear from you.  Is that the Swiss Alps?  I love the mountains!  I'm glad you're OK, but somehow I get the feeling that your bosses are starving you again.  Please don't let it be so.  I don't want to see those awful photos like in your portfolio.

Aw Erin

That is a beautiful picture of you.  That's a rubber outfit?  Wow!  You are so beautiful my love, and I love you so much.

Are you in an emotional mood, Nat?  You're such a beautiful girl.  Just be cool, be safe, and be patient OK?

Qur'an 20160830

23.  O you who believe!  Take not for protectors your fathers and your brethren if they love infidelity above faith: if any of you do so, they do wrong.

24.  Say, "If it be that your fathers, your sons, your brothers, your mates, or your kindred; the wealth that you have gained, the commerce in which you fear a decline, or the dwellings in which you delight are dearer to you than Allah or God's messenger, or the striving in God's cause, then wait until Allah brings about God's Decision.  And Allah guides not the rebellious."

(The Repentance 9:23-24)
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Hi Piene!  How are you feeling, my dear?  I hope you are taking good care of your health, and not allowing others to compromise the beauty that God gave you.

Hi Nat!  Are you keeping cool, Stud Woman?  I understand you are feeling emotional lately.  Please understand that I have to marry Erin first before I take another wife.  I hope you are taking good care of your health, and not allowing others to compromise the beauty that God gave you, and please do well in your studies.

I didn't really understand exactly how significant Mary's role would play in my life until recently.  God warned me years ago that she would be a major player, God chose her name and yes folks, she is a virgin.  Then suddenly the details dawned on me and I had to bust my ass to strengthen her position, even though I still don't have the right equipment.  That was almost 2 months ago and the situation is still in flux, and I'm feeling kind of constantly nauseous because of it.  Nothing special on the menu today, I'm still eating poor man's food.  I spent the whole morning making bamboo shoot curry.  God, that stuff takes forever to make.  Oh, I should have taken a photo.

Poor man's food

Hello Nat.  You're such a beautiful girl.  Time moves so slowly when we are young, and when we grow old, suddenly we're all out of time.  You're doing great for someone so young, so please be patient.  Enjoy your career. 

My beautiful Erin, I love you so much.  I see you're eyeing the paint job inside my little house (or the deterioration thereof), it makes me think that you're considering living here while your big house is being built.  I have mixed feelings about that, because I want you with me but I don't want you to live like me.

And Piene, you're a modest one.  How about more photos?  From your point of view?

Nothing special on the menu today.  Just poor man's food.  But filling, alhamdulillah.

Jackfruit

Ha ha, Nat

You made me smile.  Come here pretty girl, and let me hold you tight and squeeze you.

But really there is no stealing of bitches here.  I'm legally entitled to marry up to 4 wives, assuming I can afford them.  I'll stop at 3.  I've already decided that Erin is first.  Right now I have no money, and no money = no wives.  The question is, do YOU have faith that Allah will grant me what I need to be married?

Piene, do you want some food?  Lunch was fried rice with eggs and sauteed onions, and dinner was sheer bliss.  Alhamdulillah.

Hi, and wow!

You are definitely professionally sexy, Erin.  You are beautiful, and I love you.

You're beautiful too, Nat.  Don't try to be sexy, you don't have the same chops as someone who's been a pro lingerie model for 8 years.  Just be yourself.  Be healthy, and have a good heart.  That's what I like.

Piene, what's for dinner?

Yes, Peace.

And you looked wonderful in that photo, my darling Erin.  That is a beautiful gown Nat, I'm sure you will make it look extra stunning with your beauty.  There's not many places where one can wear haute couture.  Certainly not to a dance club.  Just formal and fashion events.  I'm sure you know that you all know that you can get paid endorsements for wearing something to events.  Especially now you have more visibility than other girls.  InshaAllah.

Piene!  Have you gained 2 kilos like I told you?  Please do as I tell you, Sweetie.  If your bosses give you trouble about it, tell them I want you to be healthy and have healthy beauty.  I made sushi again today.  But since you weren't here to share my food with me, for dinner tonight I want you to have a pizza and box of strawberry truffles for dessert.

It's sushi time!

Yay!  I love sushi!  My Dad bought me a big old fish this morning.  It was a male scad, and it was huge!  I should have taken a photo of it... darn!  Anyway, it's belly was so full of white roe that its liver and heart had shrunk.  The roe was so firm, I could slice it like truffles.  Processing big fish is so much faster than small fish.  I had seaweed, but not seaweed sheets.  So I chopped up the seaweed and sprinkled it over hand rolled sushi.  Awesome!  Alhamdulillah!  I know you like sushi, Piene.  C'mon Erin!  You too, Nat!

How's the bro, Nat?  He doesn't like the thought of your getting married?  How are YOU feeling, dear heart?  I know you're resilient.  There's such a long way to go Sweetie.  Erin comes first.  So please enjoy your career in the meanwhile, and do well at school OK?  Perhaps you should go dancing with your model buddies.  If so, then please be cautious at the dance clubs.  You and Piene.  Always trust your feelings.

But this is my favorite photo

I love that goofy look, Droopy Eyes.  I'm not making fun of you, or trying to humiliate you or anything like that.  You are beautiful to me, and I love you.

Nat and Piene, don't let anybody talk you into plastic surgery.  None of you need it, and it would put you in the hole, and most likely destroy your beauty!

Dance Piene, Dance!  Today is black dress day!

 

This is the photo which made me fall in love with you

But know that what works on me doesn't necessarily work on other people, and what works for you doesn't necessarily work for other people.  I love you!

Noodles for lunch.  I put tapioca in there, which doesn't really match.  Tapioca doesn't seem to go with anything other than just salt or sugar.

Like any other girl, I wear a dress that doesn't fit because it makes me look better.

Wow... beautiful girl

Nat that's a very sexy photo of you.  And it's just your face.  Drives me crazy!  I'm here to look after you.  I'm not your brother, I'm your husband inshaAllah.  I'm sitting on top of a mountain, and I reach down to grab your hand and pull you up.  So hold on tight, it's going to be a crazy ride.

Notice how awful the lighting in the dance club is?

I love you, Erin

Hi Natalie!

I didn't forget you honey, didn't you see that pizza I made for you?  I nearly killed myself trying to finish it.  How's school?  I urge you not to hurry with your classes.  Believe it or not, NOW is your best time for business, so slow things down and make sure every deal is a sweet one.  Slow down your education too: one class per semester, quality not quantity, be a permanent sophomore.  Well, not permanent.  You're already more (traditionally) educated than me.  I used up my college years chasing after blondes and playing music.  Oh yeah, playing pinball too.  I got so good at pinball, I would play from 8 am to 6 pm on one quarter.

Now I have to put in time on Second Life.