The coffee's not working...

Hi Erin! How are you, Honey?  How's business?  I assume you are very busy.  I hope you make lots of money for yourself, and you have a great time doing so.  Oh, I'm so drowsy!  The coffee didn't work today, and I almost fell asleep on my feet.  What's the solution?  More coffee?  I need a gopher!  I'm putting myself into a trance, usually a nap before the set plus coffee works fine, but today was especially sleep inducing.  I need more naps.  I want to snuggle with you!

But I kept busy instead.  I ate a lot today.  My Mom gave me some food, then I had food in the cooler, then I had to buy food at the night market.  I thought I did well at the diet, all of my pants are loose.  I guess I will have to get strict with myself again.  I don't want to fast more.  I want that coffee in the afternoon.  It usually works.  😫

Sunday

Hi Natty!  Wow, you look awesome... you're so pretty.  That's a cute butt too, I like it.  And that brand name.... wow.  Just don't get as bloated as your wallet!  Happy Ocean Day as well.  For the occasion, here's a snapshot just for you.  A 20 liter refillable bottle of drinking water.  Heavy.

It's Sunday, and it's usually a busy day for me, just doing chores.  I did go out in the evening, it's too wet to work in the yard because of last night's rain.  I bought more chocolate.  I'm getting hooked on chocolate.  I hate chocolate ice cream, but I love a good chocolate bar.  Fruit and nut.  I also bought some potato chips and honey.  Then for dinner, I ate out.  I had fried noodles.  Want some?

Qur'an 20190609

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

32.  They said, "O Noah!  You have disputed with us, and you have prolonged the dispute with us.  Now bring upon us what you threaten us with, if you speak the truth!"

33.  He said, "Truly Allah will bring it on you, if God wills, and then you will not be able to frustrate it!"

34.  Of no profit will be my counsel to you, much as I desire to give you counsel.  If it be that Allah wills to leave you astray, God is your Lord!  And to God will you return.

35.  Or do they say, "He has forged it?"  Say, "If I had forged it, on me were my sin!  And I am free of the sins of which you are guilty!"

36.  It was revealed to Noah, "None of your people will believe except those who have believed already!  So grieve no longer over their deeds."

37.  But construct an Ark under Our eyes and Our inspiration, and address Us not on behalf of those who are in sin, for they are about to be overwhelmed.

Hud 11:32-37
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Home made beef jerky

Hi there, my luscious Ladies!  How's it going today?  How's business?  I hope your life is easy going, and you are having tons of fun and making lots of money for yourself.  It's been a long day for me.  I woke up early, because I have a kitchen project going.  I'm making home made beef jerky, which is a 2 day investment.  Actually I'm making what the locals call "serondeng", which looks like pulled beef but drier, and you don't add any sauce to it, so I refer to it as beef jerky.  I boiled the beef last night, and all this morning I cooked the beef with spices in a wok at low heat, constantly turning and stirring until it dried up.  I didn't want to make it too dry though: the locals seem to prefer it dry and stringy, but I wanted mine to be juicier.  Well, moister.  The locals usually eat "serondeng" with "ketupat", which is glutenous rice stuffed into packets made with coconut leaves then steamed:

Don't ask me how they fold those packets, I have no idea.  The locals do it regularly though, and they churn them out like machines.  Here's what the thing looks like after peeled:

I think my "serondeng" was a success, alhamdulillah.  Some people may prefer it dry, but I wanted it moist.  Thus, my beef jerky tastes like ribeye steak.  Very addictive.  I made almost 2 kilos of the stuff, and I could eat it all in one sitting.  There goes my diet.

This is my junior high school teacher look.

14 year old girls

Hi there, my incredible Ladies!  How's it going?  Thank you for being a cheerleader for li'l ol' me.  I love you so much!  Hey Erin and Natty, I'm getting reports that there are a lot of 14 year old girls who want to join my band.  Well, that's the average age.  I've seen these girls on YouTube, and some of them are really talented.  Is that a problem that my band be made of 14 year old girls?  I don't think it would be a problem if they are competent and we never actually meet in real life.  That's how I would prefer it, because I have absolutely no intention nor desire to tour, nor be seen performing in public.  Let them just hear my voice and look at my avatar.  It's because I'm too lazy to tour and I'm not pretty in real life, so I let my avatar handle the appearance issues.

This poses the challenge to whoever wants to be in my band: you're going to have to get good at Second Life.  Then you're going to have to learn the songs the way I sing them, and learn them by ear.  You can always come over and jam with me over at Fireside Karaoke, but if the fans don't like you then they are going to chase you away.  Plus I'm not going to be listening to you because I mute the game so I can focus to sing.  However if you are there all the time, then I guess I would have to listen to you eventually.  So it's talent, persistence and Second Life.  Pretty girl avatars only!  Right now, I don't have any money to give you.  I'm still as poor as ever, and could get evicted at any given moment.  So you need to have loyalty and faith as well.  You can go ahead and use the stream, just don't use the voice feed because I'm using it, but like I said I won't be listening to you unless you are there all the time.  At this time Fireside Karaoke is not accessible to anybody under 16, but that gives you 2 years to learn the songs!  😁  Right now I'm doing just fine singing a capella.  In fact, I do that on purpose.  😁  But if it works out, by the Will of God, then maybe I'll name the band "Mary and the 14 Year Old Girls".  No wait, the band already has a name.  Shadowplay.  It's a registered business.

Hello there

Hello there, my gorgeous and precious Ladies!  How are we today?  Busy, busy, busy?  I hope you are keeping yourself safe, especially if you are jetting about on your supermodel commute.  I haven't been going anywhere other than to the mosque or to dump the trash.  Nothing's open anyway, and public holidays aren't the wisest time to be seen.  I just stick to my routine, and that keeps be busy and responsible enough.  Nothing special on the menu either, I'm just trying to finish off what was in the cooler for the fasting month.  Anyway, please do take sweet loving care of yourself, because I love you so much.