Here's something of mine you should listen to, Grace. "Rise of the Horizon Creature" by Shadowplay It's loud, so be careful when wearing headphones. This is free music, so you can download, copy and distribute it as you wish. All instruments by me, lead vocals by Mary Unknown7.
1. Air Born
2. Gunman
3. Ironhorse
4. Noise
5. The Web
6. Dream within a dream
7. Cadence
8. The Spirit Trail
9. The Beast
10. Justice
Here's what I look like, Grace. Sorry I don't have a shirt on. I'm 41 years older than you. Yeah I know, I've run out of time. I'm just grateful I was able to catch you before they fed you to the sharks.
I saw you on CBS Mornings, Grace! You look absolutely beautiful. Say hi to your Mom for me.
I like a humbucker at the neck position for myself, Honey. P90s suit you better, it's more "you". So go with the P90s. If you were looking to please the crowd, what they want when they tune in to Mary is to sleep, and they want to cry.
Oh, everybody wants some. I want some, too. No, not the pig burger.
When you are on social media promoting something whether live on not, then you are an influencer. I have to deliver the Qur'an, so I am not allowed to ask people for money. I can receive, but I can't ask.
I can't ask the humans for money but YOU can, Grace. So listen up, this is important. Unless you enjoy getting groped by fat drunks in a bar at gunpoint for less money than playing guitar on the streets, then you have to escape the "local scene" trap. It's dangerous, Grace! Please follow my instructions, as quickly as possible.
Remember when you were practicing guitar and streaming it, and 20k people at a time would tune in to watch you? That's because you're beautiful, Grace! Start doing that again, but this time set it up so you can receive donations. Only this time, you will be jamming to Mary's singing. Make sure she's loud so people know what you're jamming to. Plug her vocals into a nice amp, and it will be as if she were in the same room as you. She can't stop singing, but you can pause to interact with people who are watching. You can say something like, "For 200 bucks I'll play Metallica over Mary singing the Carpenters!" Something like that. She sings everyday for 2 hours straight inshaAllah, so you jam with her everyday for 2 hours straight. Do the whole 2 hours every night, professional musician. Don't hesitate, Grace. Get started immediately. Don't worry Honey, I have the feeling that it will be much more dynamic than just you sitting in your bedroom making money. And all the money you make out of this is yours, consider it my dowry for your hand in marriage.
That's a great song I posted yesterday by 88Kasyo Junrei, but I'm afraid it's the only one of theirs that I like. Writing good songs is actually very, very difficult. It's so much easier to write the "same old shit", that's why there's a lot of shit out there.
Grace, it seems to me that you have a choice to make at such a tender young age. You must choose whether you want to be "more of the same", or you can choose to kick everybody else's asses. When you kick their asses, they're not going to like that. The only people who would like that are the people who love you and your music. How to get to that level? For you, it's easy. Jam along with Mary when she sings, with knowledge that you will marry into the job. InshaAllah.
When it comes to guitar players, eyes turn to the West. Even though we have YouTube today, if you were to ask a guitarist from any country, "Who's the best local guitar player?" they would answer something like "Joe Satriani" or "Eric Johnson" (that poor guy will have to play "Cliffs of Dover" everyday for his entire life). Jeff Beck isn't really known for the songs he wrote. I feel his greatest contribution to music is his right hand technique. I pick with the tip of my right index finger, I got that from Jeff. He stopped doing that, though. Jeff is one of those guys when people who know guitar listen to his playing, they would say, "That's Jeff Beck".
Things to do, things to do... Oh my God, it's May already! I have to find the May issue of Vogue somewhere because I told Anna that I would look at it. I guess I have to watch the Met Gala as well. That's next Tuesday at 6 am. I have to take my Dad to the doctor that morning as well, so I will be half asleep and won't watch the whole thing. What's the theme this year? I guess I have to look that up. I think Gwendoline Christie is sexy. If she were 19 and dressed well, I would totally want to pork her. Good thing she isn't 19, huh! Sigh. Once long ago, a girl told me that my love is cheap. I guess she was right. Maybe it isn't love, but lust.
Here's a song for you, Grace! What's up, girl? Busy doing your Nashville scene? I don't do that, Honey. I'm the Global scene, even though Mary is an vintage country singer. Guard your chastity, Grace. That's the real edge you have over others. And don't you go obeying people whose behavior is out of hand. Fight them off, Scrapper.
Grace, I'm not messing around! I need to be married, but I can't afford to pay for it. I'm not allowed to profiteer off the Qur'an and the music thereof. Of course I feel and look like a jackass, but I have to have faith that Allah will grant me the means somehow, even if I have to wait until I die and go to heaven. I hope that you will have faith in me. You're young enough to still get high off of traveling and playing live, but every musician finds out eventually that touring sucks unless you have your own private jet (that doesn't crash). I find myself in a situation where I don't have to tour, I have the time to be married, raise a family, and play live everyday. But I'm broke, so I can't get married yet. Please don't get into debt, Honey. Nowadays you can record an album on your cell phone, plus songwriting gets better when you get older. Don't let them con you into believing that their production is best, when you are already better than them. Wait it out! Don't get into debt!
Ugh, I've fallen in love with Grace, even though she makes me feel totally inadequate on guitar. You're beautiful, Grace. So I will be trying to connect with you. The easiest way to go is for me to comment on one of your videos, and you can respond. Sounds good?
I want you folks to know that Grace is now under my observation. I will be watching for any predators or traitors. Please help me protect her, folks. Grace, I'm afraid your life is going to get weirder than ever before now that I've found you. Please keep clean and guard your chastity. That will help keep you safe, and protect your fortune.
Look at this guy above trying to downplay Gaza. Of course if you were about to die, you would still go to the beach! People like to die in the name of fun! They do it all the time, everywhere! Israel has figured out that their media has no credibility when they show a Jewish-looking face, so here comes this guy.
Of course, what you believe on TV depends on whose side you're on. I'm on the side of the Qur'an.
Azham Abdullah. I blog about the Qur'an, I own a business named Shadowplay, and I am the guardian and representative of a singer named Mary Unknown7. You can hear Mary everyday from 11 pm to 1 am PDT, the stream address is https://www.twitch.tv/maryunknown7
