In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
50. Yet they say, "Why are not signs sent down to him from his Lord?" Say, "The signs are indeed with Allah, and I am indeed a clear warner."
51. And is it not enough for them that We have sent down the Book which is rehearsed to them? Verily, in it is mercy and a reminder to those who believe.
52. Say, "Enough is Allah for a Witness between me and you: God knows what is in the heavens and on earth. And it is those who believe in vanities and reject Allah that will perish."
53. They ask you to hasten on the punishment: had it not been for a term appointed, the punishment would certainly have come to them, and it will certainly reach them of a sudden, while they perceive not!
The Spider 29:50-53
Tuesday, March 10, 2020
Orange Alert
Natty, that is a beautiful slideshow. I watched it many times over. I am happy you have found your group, and it is a wonderful reason to band together. Please stick together in harmony, and never give up. Here I am, this evening I was in the yard burning stumps generating and inhaling smoke, killing young trees to prepare the land for my wife's house, while you are actively campaigning for the environment. Life is a paradox. Spirituality is not just about being, it is about having faith within the paradox. Faith that there is a next life that is perfect. If you practice yoga as a science, then I will support and defend you. But if you are seeking a universal religion, then Islam is the Universal Religion. Islam is set up by God to prevail over all religions. If you reject this, then you must not become a Muslim bride.
God is the center of the carousel. I knew that the US stock market would crash, I even knew when it would crash, but I didn't know what would be the trigger. I asked you a long time ago to move out of the country. NYC is not the place to be when the stock market fails. I hope you bought that real estate in your home town like I asked you to, because you may need it sooner than later. If the US economy fails, you must retreat to Vancouver. Fulfill your obligations and pay off your lease if you can, but make sure your ticket to safety is paid up and ready to go when you need it, and keep in mind that you may have to drive there. You can still do fashion business from Vancouver, you're not a rookie model anymore. Don't panic buy, try to live from day to day. Don't panic sell either, try to save your stuff. This is an Orange Alert: the longer you stay in NYC, the greater the probability you will be quarantined there. Prepare to get back to Vancouver and start a yoga studio. Please stay calm, and please pray: perhaps Allah would provide an easier salvation. Retreat sucks, but it's better than being squashed like a bug by a bug.
God is the center of the carousel. I knew that the US stock market would crash, I even knew when it would crash, but I didn't know what would be the trigger. I asked you a long time ago to move out of the country. NYC is not the place to be when the stock market fails. I hope you bought that real estate in your home town like I asked you to, because you may need it sooner than later. If the US economy fails, you must retreat to Vancouver. Fulfill your obligations and pay off your lease if you can, but make sure your ticket to safety is paid up and ready to go when you need it, and keep in mind that you may have to drive there. You can still do fashion business from Vancouver, you're not a rookie model anymore. Don't panic buy, try to live from day to day. Don't panic sell either, try to save your stuff. This is an Orange Alert: the longer you stay in NYC, the greater the probability you will be quarantined there. Prepare to get back to Vancouver and start a yoga studio. Please stay calm, and please pray: perhaps Allah would provide an easier salvation. Retreat sucks, but it's better than being squashed like a bug by a bug.
Monday, March 9, 2020
Qur'an 20200310
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
46. And dispute you not with the people of the Book except with means better unless it be with those of them who inflict wrong but say, "We believe in the Revelation which has come down to us and in that which came down to you, our God is One God, and it is to God we bow."
The Spider 29:46
46. And dispute you not with the people of the Book except with means better unless it be with those of them who inflict wrong but say, "We believe in the Revelation which has come down to us and in that which came down to you, our God is One God, and it is to God we bow."
The Spider 29:46
Yoga pants
Natty, are you excited? How's your tummy doing? It's that darned crazy carousel again. Please try to relax, and enjoy the ride OK? Calm your heart, and stop that tummy from churning. Yes it's great to be Natty, huh? You're my girl! But you need to calm down. Where is the calmest part of the carousel? Meditate on that. The Beatles call it "the eye of the hurricane". And don't you worry about a thing, my precious Natty. Everything will work out just fantastic for us inshaAllah. You are MY girl, and I love you.
Sweetheart I didn't mean to step on your paw, but Mary Unknown7 is wearing pink today. I will have her wear orange tomorrow inshaAllah. What happened is that she received a gift yesterday. It was a top, and it wasn't tacky like most of the gifts she receives, so it didn't have to go into the trash. It was also expensive. So we worked on that outfit last night. It didn't go with any skirt, loose tops seem to not go with skirts somehow for the most part. But it matched great with pink yoga pants. Yoga pants! Now, THAT is a dedication to my Natty! The guy who gave Mary the gift seemed disappointed with the yoga pants: the top was supposed to go with panties only. But her program is G rated, so absolutely not. Are yoga pants sexy? I mean, is it not kosher or something to do yoga in loose pants? If you were to grab at somebody in yoga pants, you would definitely be grabbing a chunk of flesh and not fabric. I guess it depends on who is wearing them: it can either be sexy, unsexy, or disgusting.
Sweetheart I didn't mean to step on your paw, but Mary Unknown7 is wearing pink today. I will have her wear orange tomorrow inshaAllah. What happened is that she received a gift yesterday. It was a top, and it wasn't tacky like most of the gifts she receives, so it didn't have to go into the trash. It was also expensive. So we worked on that outfit last night. It didn't go with any skirt, loose tops seem to not go with skirts somehow for the most part. But it matched great with pink yoga pants. Yoga pants! Now, THAT is a dedication to my Natty! The guy who gave Mary the gift seemed disappointed with the yoga pants: the top was supposed to go with panties only. But her program is G rated, so absolutely not. Are yoga pants sexy? I mean, is it not kosher or something to do yoga in loose pants? If you were to grab at somebody in yoga pants, you would definitely be grabbing a chunk of flesh and not fabric. I guess it depends on who is wearing them: it can either be sexy, unsexy, or disgusting.
Sunday, March 8, 2020
Hi Natty
Oh, are you in Mexico? I'm sure it's nice at the beach in Mexico this time of year. Come to think of it, those houses do look like Mexico. Catch a big squid for me! If you dare. You should really show us what you're eating when you go on you travels. Not just for me, but also for your students. And about that breathing, yeah I've been like that all my life. It's part of who I am and what I do today. It's the age that makes a man's character on his face. Perhaps you can give me breathing lessons someday.
How gyms and yoga studios are responding to coronavirus
How gyms and yoga studios are responding to coronavirus
Saturday, March 7, 2020
Bigeye
Wow Natty, you're back at the beach! What a wonderful place to be. Oh, the fabulous life of a glamorous supermodel! That certainly isn't NYC. It doesn't look like Vancouver either. I would say it's somewhere in the Mediterranean, probably Greece. It looks cold though, so don't freeze your nipples off when you get in the water! Save some for me!
I can usually find some bigeye when I go to the market. The bigeye here are pointier and stouter than the above photo. It's not as numerous as mackerel, but it's there. It's kind of a dense fish, with a small stomach so you would get a lot of meat per fish, but the bones are thick. It's a white meat fish: some may call it tasteless, but I would say it has a neutral flavor. I think it would be great for sushi, but I haven't made sushi out of it yet. I haven't made sushi in a long time. Just too damned lazy.
Mary Unknown7 is kind of settling down with her upgraded avatar. It's a dynamic equilibrium though, as we have many options to choose from. Plus, perfection is impossible. This mesh body seems to have warped feet.
Mary Unknown7 is kind of settling down with her upgraded avatar. It's a dynamic equilibrium though, as we have many options to choose from. Plus, perfection is impossible. This mesh body seems to have warped feet.
Friday, March 6, 2020
Delicate and sensitive
Hi Natty! How's it going? You must be back in the States by now. How is the virus mania in NYC? Well, I hope you are taking care of yourself properly. I am baffled though, at how people are that they boast about their guns then are terrified of being killed by a virus. Why is that, Madam Sociologist?
Dinner was chili dogs, and I am pleased to report that they were a success. Chili dogs are easy, folks. Get out the hot dog buns, cook up the hot dogs and lay them on the buns, smother them with chili, put sliced cheese on them, and melt them in the oven. Easy Peasy! But what about the chili? To make great chili, you have to focus on the beans. Make sure the beans are the right texture and flavor first, THEN add the beef and onions.
Mary Unknown7 and I are in the process of upgrading her avatar. Mary really liked today's look, she said it truly represents who she is. In her words, she is "a pale, delicate and sensitive geek who loves dresses and miniskirts because she can't wear them in real life." I said to her, "But guys can't jerk off to what you're wearing today." She answered, "Why? Are they not virile?"
Dinner was chili dogs, and I am pleased to report that they were a success. Chili dogs are easy, folks. Get out the hot dog buns, cook up the hot dogs and lay them on the buns, smother them with chili, put sliced cheese on them, and melt them in the oven. Easy Peasy! But what about the chili? To make great chili, you have to focus on the beans. Make sure the beans are the right texture and flavor first, THEN add the beef and onions.
Mary Unknown7 and I are in the process of upgrading her avatar. Mary really liked today's look, she said it truly represents who she is. In her words, she is "a pale, delicate and sensitive geek who loves dresses and miniskirts because she can't wear them in real life." I said to her, "But guys can't jerk off to what you're wearing today." She answered, "Why? Are they not virile?"
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