Pure mud smells awful

Hi Erin!  Looking good, my darling.  I remember now who it was that snapshot you took of yourself reminded me of- you looked like Pamela Anderson!  But not skanky.  Pamela Anderson was hot once, but became skanky over the years.  Do you remember when Kid Rock fought Tommy Lee over her at the VMA's?  It lasted less than a second, but generated a generation's supply of humor.  Having people fight over you is not something to desire or be proud of.  Seriously.  You don't want it.

Natty, you beautiful creature!  That's what showbiz is for the most part, we just wait around a lot.  You should get yourself a hobby, something to do while you pass the time waiting for the next event.  Perhaps something to do on your computer or cell phone.  Who knows, it might turn out to be something quite profitable.  Oh and that Carlos guy is not only creepy, but a liar.  He hits on almost every model on Instagram.  Right, Erin?

Country air is reputed to be nice and clean, but they're ploughing up the rice paddy in front of my house right now and it smells like poop.  There has been much rain lately, and the paddies are washed clean.  Myriad plants and fishes live in them, and they look so clean.  The mud in them is probably very pure and washed, you could put your hand in the mud and feel how smooth it is.  But when the tractors dig up the mud, the smell is putrid.  I wouldn't want to sling that mud.  It smells awful.

 

 

 

Oh dilemma

We all share the light here on planet Earth.  It comes from the sun, it lights up your face, and we see how beautiful you are.  And you are very beautiful.  But in Second Life, the regional lighting is God awful.  The shadows are unflattering, and the artificial sunlight too harsh.  So I use a custom light to create the pretty pictures of my avatar that you see below.  I just ignore and assume that the regional light is good enough for everyone else to look at my avatar.  But there's a snag.  I recently acquired a pair of mesh feet, so I am able to wear the best shoes.  And mesh shoes are undoubtedly the best shoes.  Mesh items are more realistic looking than painted on clothes.  But my feet don't react to light the same as the rest of my body.  If I use custom light then it's OK, but only I can see that my avatar looks OK.  Everyone else would see white feet with a body blackened by shadow!  Why should I care what other people see?  Oh my God, I'm more competitive than I thought I was...  Oh my God, it's driving me ape shit...  If I had a mesh body then the feet would blend smoothly with the body, but I wouldn't be able to use my old clothes!  No wait, I don't have any money, so that's not an option.  I'll just have to make do with what I got.

Natty, that's very glamorous.  What is that, an upside down urinal?  I'm just kidding!  Is there a shortage of hair dryers or something?  Oh what a hectic life, huh...

And Pina, it's nice to see you again!  That's it honey, sleepwalk just like everyone else.  But I do know what you are really feeling inside.  You love this crazy big business even though you are scared of it.  And it's making you aroused!  Whatever you do, make sure you marry the right guy for you OK?

 

 

 

Rave!

Mmmm sexy Erin.  Nice look, I like it.

Unlike some people, I stayed underground.  So of course, all the raves I ever went to were underground, not the fancy Ticketmaster, huge & brightly lit stage type rave events.  Not so many guys though- for some reason, I mostly remember mostly women.  I guess I got lucky (or blessed rather).  I think that's the death or rave culture, is when too many guys showed up.  I can only imagine what a silent rave is.  I'm guessing that the music is pumped out via Bluetooth.  My most memorable rave is one that I didn't go to, but was just there.  We were renting a rehearsal studio at a warehouse complex out almost in the desert one night, and there happened to be a rave being held there at the same time.  We were really pumped up that night because there were so many people there, and the ravers hung around to listen to us rehearse.  The myth is that the girls dress up for raves, but it was quite the opposite during my time.  Everyone dressed down.  Oh well, no more of that for me.  I have a bigger scene to deal with now.  AND try to stay underground.  Natty, you have fun but stay clean OK?  Hang on to yourself!

Pina, you fun girl!  What's going on?  Share your charmed life with the world and me.  I need you to post often, so I can help weed out the crooks.  InshaAllah.

 

 

 

A woman left lonely

Yes, I'm lonely too.  I've been lonely most of my life.  I've been waiting most of my life.  I suppose I should have married the many times I could have, but I ended up waiting.

Natty, that's such a pretty dress!  I love dresses like that, and it suits you.  What a smart designer you must have.  Enjoy your work, Natalie.  Now is the time, and have tons of fun.

Pina, it's amazing that God sent a hurricane to Cuba right after you left.  I'm dying to know exactly what you did there, but I suppose I can only guess.

 

 

 

 

Pageantry!

How are you, Honey?  How are those emotions doing?  There's tons of drama revolving around the music.  Drama is much more fun to watch than to participate in.  So I strongly suggest that you stay in the eye of the hurricane.  Keep your cool and be faithful, OK?

I think Second Life should have a beauty pageant!  It should be a big one with lots of hype, sponsors and prizes.  Oh how fun that would be to watch!  All the drama and competitiveness, and since it's virtual reality we don't have to kill each other!  Unless we're on a kill sim, that is.  Oh, it would be so profitable if done right.  They should do a live feed of the main and preliminary events on YouTube, just in case the sim gets full.  With auditions, parties, and biographies!  And of course, gossip!

Natty you look so Cosmopolitan!  You're not freaky, you're gorgeous.  Make sure you have tons of fun at whatever you do, and make tons of money for yourself while you can OK?  Please thicken those eyebrows, just a little.  No more plucking.

Pina, all this big business scares you, huh?  It's OK to be afraid, just make sure you put all your fear in God.  Here's a tip on combating social fear: use only your own restroom.  Avoid public restrooms.  If you're traveling, then only use the toilet in your hotel room.  Don't use the toilet anywhere else, unless it's an extreme emergency.

 

 

 

Busy morning

Yeah, I had to go downtown and run quite a few errands.  I had lunch downtown though, so I guess I'm all set for voice training after I take my nap.  The nap is important!  It helps stop me from putting myself in a coma when I sing.  Those drowsy love songs...

I do miss you , Erin.  Next month will be 4 years since I proposed to you, and I still don't have a ring.  I don't blame you from wanting to check other options so you can start your own family.  All I know is that I must be the one to pay for our marriage, and I ask you to have faith and wait.  Do you have faith that I will get the money?  The crowd has gone insane, but is that good enough?  I assure you that I am faithful.  InshaAllah.  I don't flirt.  I marry.

There are 2 types of people.  One whose conduct is righteous, and the other whose ill conduct pleases him/herself.  There is no use sighing over the latter.  Just let them go.

Natty, I am so pleased to see that you are in Elle.  And those clothes are beautiful.  I really want you to work right now while you are in hot demand, and make lots of money that is all your own.  By the way, that Carlos guy is so CREEPY.  He keeps changing his username too, but it's the same guy.  You can tell it's the same guy by how creepy he is.

Pina, I'm glad to see you back at work too.  You need to milk my connection to you, inshaAllah you will find it very profitable, and I want you to take this opportunity to make lots of your own money.  That is my place, to provide for my wife however I can.  Did you know that I spent my childhood in London?  London has changed since then.  As far as I hear, it has become more like NYC.  So I hope so you have learned by now, and are conducting wiser business.

 

 

 

I love my wife

So don't you dare take her.  She's MINE, MINE, MINE.

I don't know if what you called what I do as "wasting time".  Since I don't have any money, then I suppose it is a waste of time.  But then again, what I do makes money for others so is that a waste of time?  What I feel is hot and tired.  I dislike manual labor.  I would rather be in front of a computer.

Yesterday evening, I did some chainsawing.  I broke down branches for the bonfire, then I cut down a whole lot of saplings that grew around your house inshaAllah.  It rained last night, so I guess I won't be doing any burning yet.  Then I had dinner at Ina's.  I had "laksa", which is rice noodles in fish broth.  This morning, I spent most of my time in the kitchen.  I bought some breakfast, which was "pulut" (glutenous rice) with salted fish, which I always eat with fresh tomatoes.  It's what I do, no one else eats pulut with tomatoes except me.  Then I boiled the fish and rice for Floofy's fish smoothies.  While I was waiting for that, I made a batch of dough.  After I finish this letter, I'll blend the fish and rice.  Then I'll have my lunch, which will be ramen noodles in soup.  I have fried chicken for dinner tonight.  I have my chicken marinading in extra thick young coconut milk in the cooler right now.  Want some?

Natty, you love your friends huh?  Being a star might make you lose a few people due to jealousy and what not, but the Internet is a big place.  You can have your network of friends.  It's just a different situation than what you were used to.  You've grown up.

Pina, I suppose you can consider yourself a Dutch ambassador of some sort.  Because you are my wife inshaAllah, that makes you more interesting than just a plain old model.  But you do need to dress well.  It's OK for a man to be ugly if he has power, but it's not the same for women.  You must work on diversifying now, while the interest in you is hot.  Do you like cheese?  Cheese is very limited and expensive here.